I’ve come across a lot of really hawt videos lately of Japanese bikini babes. The pic above is of Atsuko Okamoto, btw. Isn’t she sexy? Kinda messy and crazy looking. She’d want to fuck you long after you’d be done. I’d take nodoz to keep up, though. Trust.

Do you like to watch Asian girls dance? Here are some Japanese bikini sluts dancing just for you: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. Want more? Check out this flickr group devoted to Asian bikini club photos.

Have fun this weekend. I hope you all get laid by hot Japanese girls. I’m on my way to Japantown in San Francisco, as we speak. xoxo

Did you watch the Miss Universe 2007 pageant last night?

The new Miss Universe crown was handed to Riyo Mori. She’s a 20-year-old mega-hottie dancer from Japan. This is the second time Japan has won the Miss Universe pageant. Like we didn’t know that Japanese girls were super hot? DUH!

If you think she’s smokin, check out her nip slip.

After reading Fleshbot’s awesome article on better searching for japanese porn.  I was really in the mood for some good asian porn.  So I did a little looking around and found this.  It’s not exactly porn, but it’s AWESOME.

Watch the Bukkake Milk Commercial 

We’ve all jacked off to french maids and of course the dirty latina maids. But I’d like to take this niche one step closer to greatness. I’d like to introduce you to Vacuum Porn. Vacuum Porn is simply a woman and her cleaning device getting a little closer with one another. I mean if you’re a maid you take your cleaning seriously. And you want to make sure your equipment works as well as your man’s cock. That or your man’s cock doesn’t work and you need something else to take his place. Anyway…enjoy the Vacuum Lovin.

Vacuum Porn Gallery 1

Vacuum Porn Gallery 2

Vacuum Porn Gallery 3

Vacuum Porn Gallery 4

Vauum Porn Gallery 5

Vacuum Porn Gallery 6

So if you read the last post you realize that japanese people are fucking weird. So weird that they need to go out of their way to find ways to get turned on.  Some people are into watching their woman get banged by another man or woman.  This person apparently gets turned on by watching his girl suck a cock that isn’t even there.  WTF??

You read that right.  And what the hell is wrong with japanese people.  I get that they want to be creative and do something completly different.  But what’s hot about this?  Regardless you must watch it.

Japanese Girl Shoots Milk Out of Her Ass 

I’ve seen Leah Dizon before.  I just had no idea who she was.  I think I even posted a photo of her when I wrote about Import Models.  Regardless, Toph sent her to me today, and I’m now got the girl I’m jacking off to tonight.  I’ve been told that there is an actual fucking and sucking porn video of her floating around.  And I’m on a mission to find it.  And once I do you know I’ll put it up here for your viewing pleasure. For now you’re going to have to be okay with the 14 galleries of Leah Dizon I found.  Well here’s one more for you.

Sappinin, sex-bots? I feel that it is my privilege, nay, my duty to bring you the hottest chicks around. How did I get so lucky? Well, I like hot, naked chicks. I’m not sure when my fascination with hot, naked chicks started, but I am sure it happened around the time of birth. I’m an equal opportunist when it comes to sexy, naked chicks. So, I’m Toph, and I will bring you the hottest chicks every week. I believe in you. Make it happen.

This is Valentina Vaughn. She first caught my eye when she posed on a pool table. I’m not even sure what she is. Mexican? Asian? Who cares, because she’s fuckin’ hot. There is something about a chick getting naked in a kitchen that makes me happy, maybe it has something to do with the kitchen being a clean, family environment. Then a little hottie goes in and splashes milk all over her and I can’t help myself. Thank god for kitchen porn.

You all know I have an asian fetish, but you may not know that I fucking love chicken.  I know you’re thinking…WTF?  But I really love me some chicken.  So today I got sent General Tso’s Hoes.  I land on the homepage and what do I see.  Hot naked asian chicks…which is normal.  But sitting like a god amongst his pornstar slaves…was a big plate of chicken.  It’s so fucking random it’s perfect.  I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE.  There are other asian porn lovers who also enjoy chicken.  Does that mean I’m not weird, or that there are just some really fucked up people like me out there?  Whatever.  Check out some new asian porn at General Tso’s Hoes.  And if that’s not enough you can check out the Kung Pao Pussy,  Mr Chews Asian Beaver, and/or  Kung Foo Bitches

You already know that I think Masumi Max is one of the hottest women alive. But after watching this behind the scenes video of a photoshoot with Bianca Beauchamp…she seems like one of the coolest chicks in the world to hang out with.  I love when super hot girls seem really cool and funny.  I want to get drunk with Masumi.  Can anybody make that happen?

Behind the Scenes Video of Masumi Max and Bianca Beauchamp