For some reason the balloons turn me on. I can’t help it they do. I mean there’s something about balloon boobs that just says “I want to be a pornstar, cause I love to get fucked.” At least that’s what this massive things say to me. And since in all of our hearts we all want to fuck a dirty slut. Even if you say you like nice girls. I’m honest! Anyway since I’ve signed up for flickr and started adding some photos to my favorites I’ve been getting some new friends. And Penny is my newest best friend. She obviously does a little hardcore action since she’s posting some photos of cum all over her face, but her true beauty lies under her chin. You’d think plastic surgeons these days would tell people nope I’m not going to make you look like an idiot. I mean these things are obviously real but they make you wonder kinda like FarangDingDong
makes you wonder. I’ll try to find more hardcore stuff for you, but for now you’ll have to live with the photos of these massive boobs. Thanks Penny. Oh and check out Penny’s other photos, Tommi Knockers and her Favorites. It’ll keep you busy most of the day. And if that doesn’t take up most of your day, and you need more top heavy ladies to look at check out Zorro -Bea’s photos.

That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?

This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.

How the name Vida Guerra has passed me by I have no idea. I mean I recognize her ass from a FHM issue. But I mean I don’t read those things. I just jack off on the magazine and wait for next month’s to come. But I did a search for best ass today and she was at the top of my list. Not only that but Phun has put a collection of all of her ass all nice and neat for y ou to enjoy. Here’s here M.O.

Vida Guerra (born Havana, Cuba), is a Cuban-born American model and occasional actress and singer. Her first notable appearance was in a photoshoot for the U.S. edition of FHM magazine, and since then, she has modeled for many other men’s magazines, including Playboy. She often appears on Spanish television shows and is well known because of her large buttocks, which are usually accentuated in her photographs.

Okay there’s not much else to say about her. I mean just look at that ass! It’s perfection. Tan, round, just screams spank me and then cum all over my left cheek. That’s what it’s screaming to me anyway. It’s so nice she deserves another picture on pornzio. So here. Click the photos or this link to see her beautiful ass gallery.

I’ve never been a fan of jacking off to photos. I don’t know why it’s just not the same as watching some dirty slut bob up and down on a cock til it shoots all over her face. But there are occasions that I need something a little different. That’s when I pull the amateur card. Now if I do decide to look at photos I want it real. I don’t want to see photo shoots of professional pornstars. I want to see real girls…like the one next door…doing dirty things. Web cam photos, cell phone photos, photos they wish they never would have let their boyfriend take cause now they’re on the internet. I guess that’s what makes Girl’s Gone Wild so successful. It’s not fake chicks getting paid it’s just dirty sluts looking for 15 minutes of fame. That’s what I’m looking for. And today I happen to find a massive collection of them over at GlowFoto. Most of it is real sluts just doing what they do.

Check out GlowFoto

As you already know Flickr is just the land of free porn. I mean if you can jack off to a still picture that is. Me I’m a video guy myself so I stick to the cocks flying in chick’s mouths and cum flying all over their faces. But like I said if you like the pics flickr is your spot. Today I came across a user by the name of Cool Cat and his photos are fucking hot as hell. I want to hang out where he’s at. His favorites that he’s collected are pretty fucking hot too.

Check em out. Cool Cat’s Photos – Cool Cat’s Favorites

Here’s a little insight into me. I’m mexican, and like all mexicans, I was, at one time, obsessed with lowriders. I had lowrider posters that covered every inch of my walls. Any car I saw I wanted to lower it and put daytons on it. Obsessed! Another part of being obsessed with lowriders is being a subscriber to Lowrider Magazine. I’ve jacked off more times to lowrider magazine than any other publication on the planet. Including all the porn I watch now and that’s saying something. I just remember them having the hottest fucking models ever. Fucking gorgeous mexican models in aztec costumes with their fat asses hanging out. Sometimes an occasional asian thrown into the mix. I mean I remember thinking to myself once I get a car like that I’ll be fucking women like that. This whole thought started with this picture of Daniella Alonso.

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I’ve always had a fascination with brazil. When I was younger I worked at a paint shop that had only brazilian immigrant workers. It was then that I saw the difference in a woman’s ass and a brazilian woman’s ass. I’ve been hooked ever since. And it was like someone was trying to tell me something today, cause I’ve just come across nothing but hot brazilian ass. First the photo above of two hot tan ladies beating the shit out of each other, then this gallery from Mike in brazil with the hottest brown slut with green eyes sucks 2 cocks, and now I come across Miss Reef Brazil who’s ass is so fucking amazing I had to go to the bathroom for a bit.

This year’s world cup has already been better than every other one that I’ve been a part of. Mainly for the reason that the porn industry has taken such a hand in helping out the soccer peeps with a ton of promotion. I mean everyday something new comes out like: Football Babes, then pictures of wifes of soccer players, and now Zoo magazine has come up with their own Dream Team.

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OH SHIT! I totally forgot about the Asian Hotties playing soccer in the mud. So fucking hot.

I have always been an ass man. I know most of you out there know what I’m talking about. There is something incredibly arousing
about a well-shaped ass. Something you can grab onto from the side or maybe even slap a little bit because you love to see it giggle lightly and then snap back into place. It’s gotta have a little substance and a little shape to it. I feel so let down when I get a hot girls pants off and her ass just kinda merges right into her legs. I’m lookin for a little crease here. That little fold of skin where the ass overlaps to the leg. That’s the sign of an ass with some shape. I guess the main reason the ass is so sexy is of course when you’re fucking her. Whether it’s straight up doggie from behind or her sitting on you in the reverse cowgirl, that ass just bouncing off of my body makes me come in about 4 pumps. Speaking of cum-worthy asses. The guys at Bang Bros know a thing or two about asses. Have a look at Big Tits Round Asses or Ass Parade and you’ll understand what I mean. Happy Ass Slappin!

Check out some of these videos of ass-tastic sluts
I loved every minute of it
Poor girls…since theres no man in the house they have to satisfy each other…..
How many times have you wished you could snag a beautiful round ass having stripper, take her home.. and fuck her brains out!