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Milk Being Farted Out of Buttholes – Yum

Toph — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:44:09 +0000

I love that milk enemas is a thing.

I’d also like to say I understand the phenomenon of injecting whipped cream and other milk products into your asshole, and farting it out into someone’s mouth.

What makes me happy is that there’s someone out there who not only gets it, but is masturbating furiously to it. I appreciate this person.

Like most things, I’m trying to imagine where this idea came from. I can imagine it went a bit like this:
Her: Wait… is that whipped cream?
Him: Yup.
Her: Maybe you want to put that in a turkey baster, stick in my asshole, and then eat the whipped cream as I fart it all over your face?
Him: Well, the Knicks are about to play the Bulls… but… fuck it. Let’s do it.

And so it was born…

Charmane Star is Sexy Asian Yum Yums

Toph — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:27:32 +0000

What the fuck does Sexy Asian Yum Yums mean? Hell if I know, but I like it.

Charmane Star is ridicuhot. I want to stick my crab so far up her wonton that cream cheese pours out. That’s how hot she is!

Wait, how hot is Charmane Star? She’s so hot I’d let her punch me in the asshole just so I could fuck her. That’s how hot she is!

Wait… wait… how hot is Charmane Star? I’d fuck her little Asian grandma just to tell my friends that I fuck the woman who gave birth to the woman who gave birth to Charmane Star. Yes! That’s how hot she is!

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Havana Ginger, What’s Areolas in Spanish?

Toph — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:46:31 +0000

I know how much you bustas love areolas, so I thought I’d draw your attention to in the incomparable, Havana Ginger.

I can’t help but to get boners to this sexy latina and her DD tits. I bet her areolas taste like Taco Bell Mexican Pizzas. MMmmmm… Mexican Pizza.

Have fun beating to these fun bags!

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Back That Ass Up

lesbodojo — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:11:34 +0000

There’s nothing like watching a girl with a fine ass shake it hard on cam. There are endless amateur booty dance vids on youtube, guba, and other free sites. I imagine them bending over and asking for some deep dildoing, but that’s just me.

Lucky for you, I’ve compiled some hot booty shaking videos just for you. Loves it.

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Butter or Lube?

CrackaAss — Wed, 16 May 2007 21:46:05 +0000

That really is the question. I guess you have to ask yourself who thought of lube? I mean you know romeo wanted to put it in juliets butt, but sometimes that thing is just too tight. What will lube this thing up he thought to himself? I’ve got it. There was a big stick of butter with bread on the dinner table. That’ll do it. And now lube is everywhere and people are putting it in butts all over the world.

But just like fashion lube wants to get back to it’s retro days. And leave it to the germans to bring it back.

Check out this video of butter fucking