We had a long office debate on whether or not this would be in poor taste.
Then we realize we were a porn blog, and just about everything we do is in poor taste. After all, the last video was whipped cream being shot out of a girls ass by farting.

Ultimately, we decided that people love Japanese porn, and people really love Maria Ozawa.
So, if we put a link to donate to the Red Cross, then it all makes it better.

So, when you beat to Maria Ozawa, do it with a heavy heart. Then open your wallets or arteries for the Red Cross.

Ok… here’s one more Maria set if you’re not convinced.

Alright, let’s be real here, if every hooker looked like this, well, we wouldn’t need girlfriends.

And, if every hooker sounded like this, we’d no longer need doggie whistles.

I love the way Asian chicks sound when they’re getting fucked. It’s like a chewy toy gone retarded.
The strange thing is, I now get boners when I hear the sound from chewy toys….

Enjoy the uber-sex Maria Ozawa! (and, I apologize for the strange music at the beginning…)

We all know how much I love porn and zombies together.

You know what I love even moooore? Asians!!

So when you combine Asians, Tattys and zombies I’m in boner overload.

Needless to say, I’m more excited about The Big Tits Zombie 3D than I was about Avatar.

And, The Big Tits Zombie 3D is probably not even actually in 3D.

Sushi Zombie!

YAY!!! ASIAN BITCHES!!!

I like when Asian chicks fuck, because they sound like how I imagine a unicorn crossed with a kitten sounds.

Now that shit would be magical and elegant.

And, you better fucking believe I found a photo of what that would look like!

(Now, fast forward to the 28 minute mark and tell you don’t think that’s how that cute little critter would sound.)

Do you jerk off to Japanese girls? Maria Ozawa is one of the hottest AV idols on the scene. When I used to work for a Japanese porn company, we purchased a crapload of her videos to distribute. Alas, I don’t think she likes the girls that much. And you know what that means. No licky-loo for you know who!

If you want to look more deeply into those big beautiful, French-Japanese eyes, I’ve found some free porn videos for you to enjoy. Check out this, this, this, this, and this. You can stalk read more about this exotic beauty on Wikipedia.

Seriously, asian porn is falling from the sky today. The name explains it all here. J Photo Book. J is for japan and if you need more information than that you’re an idiot. Just lots of free asian porn photos. Kids…listen up. Buy a camera and make sure you have a big lens. Nothing says professional like a big lens. Then bring lots of alcohol. Done and Done. Why don’t people just listen to me? Check out JphotoBook and if that’s not enough you can peruse Unseen Japan.