YAY!!! ASIAN BITCHES!!!

I like when Asian chicks fuck, because they sound like how I imagine a unicorn crossed with a kitten sounds.

Now that shit would be magical and elegant.

And, you better fucking believe I found a photo of what that would look like!

(Now, fast forward to the 28 minute mark and tell you don’t think that’s how that cute little critter would sound.)

Do you jerk off to Japanese girls? Maria Ozawa is one of the hottest AV idols on the scene. When I used to work for a Japanese porn company, we purchased a crapload of her videos to distribute. Alas, I don’t think she likes the girls that much. And you know what that means. No licky-loo for you know who!

If you want to look more deeply into those big beautiful, French-Japanese eyes, I’ve found some free porn videos for you to enjoy. Check out this, this, this, this, and this. You can stalk read more about this exotic beauty on Wikipedia.

Seriously, asian porn is falling from the sky today. The name explains it all here. J Photo Book. J is for japan and if you need more information than that you’re an idiot. Just lots of free asian porn photos. Kids…listen up. Buy a camera and make sure you have a big lens. Nothing says professional like a big lens. Then bring lots of alcohol. Done and Done. Why don’t people just listen to me? Check out JphotoBook and if that’s not enough you can peruse Unseen Japan.