YAY!!! ASIAN BITCHES!!!

I like when Asian chicks fuck, because they sound like how I imagine a unicorn crossed with a kitten sounds.

Now that shit would be magical and elegant.

And, you better fucking believe I found a photo of what that would look like!

(Now, fast forward to the 28 minute mark and tell you don’t think that’s how that cute little critter would sound.)

Do you jerk off to Japanese girls? Maria Ozawa is one of the hottest AV idols on the scene. When I used to work for a Japanese porn company, we purchased a crapload of her videos to distribute. Alas, I don’t think she likes the girls that much. And you know what that means. No licky-loo for you know who!

If you want to look more deeply into those big beautiful, French-Japanese eyes, I’ve found some free porn videos for you to enjoy. Check out this, this, this, this, and this. You can stalk read more about this exotic beauty on Wikipedia.

I know this site is normally about porn, but today it’s about some hot ass japanese girls. More specifically the girls in the running for Miss Universe Japan 2006. Now a couple of these girls I don’t find all that tasty, but I’d still put it in all of them. And the site is pretty fucking sweet as well.

Miss Universe Japan 2006