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Best Blow Job? Ever?

Toph — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 23:05:28 +0000

Anytime I see a video titled “Best Blow job” I feel it’s my duty to share it with you.
While it’s a tremendous blow jobian effort from Alysha Klass, the dude ruins it for me.

Does that make me a porn hypocrite?
Just have a listen. He sounds like he’s experiencing pain. And not like in the good way.
Then, another chick walks in. Obviously, that improves things.

But, sorry. I’m going to beat to this, but I’m not going to label it “Best Blow Job.”

Lacey of SYTYCD Hits Her Head on Danny’s Ballsack

lesbodojo — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:02:50 +0000

Did anyone watch So You Think You Can Dance last night? Lacey and Danny were learning a new Viennese Waltz routine. In one section, she’s supposed to slide underneath him and duck her head. Lacey was almost all the way through, and her head knocked up (hard) and hit his junk. Lacey started giggling and said, ”My head hit Danny’s goodies!” Whatever. I know at least 20 gay men who would have loved to be in her position. P’okay!

Bowling Porn

lesbodojo — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:19:26 +0000

I keep coming across bowling porn today. It’s just too dirty for my taste. …shoe swapping, sticking fingers in dirty holes, greasy floors. Don’t get me wrong. We can all agree that banging dirty whores is a good thing. …but dirty whores in a dirty location? with used shoes? Ah, fuck it. Watch this video of a babe stuffing a bowling pin in her crotch.

Can you dig it? If so, you’ll appreciate these bowling porn videos.

Pacman Club…

CrackaAss — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:29:53 +0000

I came in this morning and was going through the normal blogs I read, when this photo got me thinking. Is that her balls? Is she a tranny? Or is she just in the pacman club? For some reason when I see a big ole fat clam pussy I always think of pacman coming after me trying to eat my balls. I know I’m weird but that’s what the pacman club is. I’ve never been a fan of big pussy lips hanging down. I mean when she’s bent over and I’m coming up from behind to pound her doggy, and for a split second I think to myself “are those your balls?” that’s a really bad thing. I mean even to think of balls for a split second while you’re trying to have relations with your lady is not a good thing. It’s like shrink city if you know what I mean. But again, with the photo above it got me really wondering how big does a clam have to be for it to roll down like that when sit on the couch. So I did some research and this is what I found.

After seeing this thing I realized that some chicks pussies are bigger than my nuts.

This one for some reason looks like SamuelL Jackson’s lips. I just imagine it saying “Tell that bitch to be cool!!!” And Sam takes you straight to shrink city.

Luckily this chicks got little herpes dots next to her pacman. They draw my attention away from the massive clam. Keep up the good herpes.

Then you’ve got the worst monster of all. The Pacman Cherry Monster. This one just screams, cut me off please. I mean it’s like an uncircumsized clit. Jesus who wants to deep throat a clit?

What we’ve learned from this club is that balls and clams are too similar. If you take a chick home and find her balls. That’s bad. If you take a chick home and find pacman? That’s bad too. The moral of the story is lipo your clam. please.