I love big natural boobs just as much as everyone else, but this pic scares me. I have a recurring nightmare that Susie Sparks tries to smothers me with her 66 inch breasts. This pic shows her going in for the kill. Mommy?
Death by Juggs…what a way to go!
I just wanted to jump on CrackaAss’s theme of big boobs and MILFs for a second. Danni Ashe is the right age for MILF lovers like me. Her boobs are flawless and she’s more comfortable with her body than ever. This photograph of Danni for MishaOnline gets me so wet.
I had a femdom fantasy of being tied up right outside her shower wall. Miss Ashe would have me bound close enough to lick the other side of the shower glass. ..but nothing more. I could only dream of being able to lick her nipple. Clearly, I live for the lesbian MILF mind fuck. I have issues.
For some reason the balloons turn me on. I can’t help it they do. I mean there’s something about balloon boobs that just says “I want to be a pornstar, cause I love to get fucked.” At least that’s what this massive things say to me. And since in all of our hearts we all want to fuck a dirty slut. Even if you say you like nice girls. I’m honest! Anyway since I’ve signed up for flickr and started adding some photos to my favorites I’ve been getting some new friends. And Penny is my newest best friend. She obviously does a little hardcore action since she’s posting some photos of cum all over her face, but her true beauty lies under her chin. You’d think plastic surgeons these days would tell people nope I’m not going to make you look like an idiot. I mean these things are obviously real but they make you wonder kinda like FarangDingDong
makes you wonder. I’ll try to find more hardcore stuff for you, but for now you’ll have to live with the photos of these massive boobs. Thanks Penny. Oh and check out Penny’s other photos, Tommi Knockers and her Favorites. It’ll keep you busy most of the day. And if that doesn’t take up most of your day, and you need more top heavy ladies to look at check out Zorro -Bea’s photos.
I’ve never been a fan of jacking off to photos. I don’t know why it’s just not the same as watching some dirty slut bob up and down on a cock til it shoots all over her face. But there are occasions that I need something a little different. That’s when I pull the amateur card. Now if I do decide to look at photos I want it real. I don’t want to see photo shoots of professional pornstars. I want to see real girls…like the one next door…doing dirty things. Web cam photos, cell phone photos, photos they wish they never would have let their boyfriend take cause now they’re on the internet. I guess that’s what makes Girl’s Gone Wild so successful. It’s not fake chicks getting paid it’s just dirty sluts looking for 15 minutes of fame. That’s what I’m looking for. And today I happen to find a massive collection of them over at GlowFoto. Most of it is real sluts just doing what they do.
Check out GlowFoto
Today marks a really sad day and it hits really close to home. Texas, my home for most of my life, has decided to ban any outfit that creates cleavage in it’s schools. This may not sound crazy to a lot of you, but the only way I made it through chemistry was being able to look at Sarah McKenzy’s massive 38 DD’s that just popped right out of that little tank top. Luckily, my chemistry class was right after girls athletics, so it was always a little athletic tank top. God it was great. And it just saddens me to think that males of today wont be able to have such great moments burned into their brain. Sad I tell you…just sad.
When I saw Farang Ding Dong this morning I was reminded of a previous post about Big Ole Boobies. Where the question was “Are boobs ever too big?” Well I can definately say after seeing Farang that the answer is definately yes. Once they reach that…it takes 5 guys to pull up one boob stage…then she has crossed the line of too much boobage. For some reason I spend a lot of time on this site. So much that I read their 5 part story behind the site. To be honest I thought everything was real and that this small asian sluts really had this GInormous tits, but after reading the story and seeing more photos it’s totally fake. I mean a 75 pound chinese girl with 90 pound boobs…and she still has a 6 pack. Come on now. I can only assume that there is some kind of bra made out of balloons with nipples that comes in different sizes that these guys put on little chinese sluts at a whore house. It’s a great idea so more power to them, but make it real man. Leave it to my imagination, don’t write a book about each girl. It’s still worth the time and you can definately find photos to send around on your company email and get in trouble with. Cause it’s totally safe for work. No nudity, just big ole chinese titties. Have fun.
I don’t know what the fuck was wrong with the Daily Niner, but when he put up the gallery for the Girls of Myspace he left out the only original girl in the magazine. He must love some generic playboy, blonde haired blue eyed fake boobs, look cause that’s all I see. The great thing about this issue was that they picked BettyLipstick, a native american tattooed beauty, who is one of the first of the non generics in the magazine. Regardless, since she was left out of the mix I decided that she should get her own gallery for all to see the hotness. So here is the hottest girl on myspace, BettyLipstick.
I was having a conversation with a friend at lunch and of course boobs came into the picture. Some chick with huge tits walked by and it started a topic of “Are Boobs Ever Too Big”. This brought up a heated debate. I mean boobs are just fun to play with…regardless of size. But the first thing that came to mind was a chick with massive rockets that would make my dick disappear when trying to fuck her chest. I know…I’m a negative person. I just think about my dick’s feelings. I mean how would you feel if your dad put you in the middle of two mountains and then just let them fall on top of you and smiled like that was suppose to be fun. He’s scared of the dark.
Anyway…the badasses that brought you Cumfiesta, Milfhunter, Mike’s Apartment and many more introduced a new fun site for us all to jack off to called Extreme Naturals. So of course we all had a look and decided that No! Boobs are never too big. the end.
I come across random shit everyday, but the weird thing about the random shit I find is that it actually gets someone off. I mean I consider myself pretty kinky but come on. I don’t want to watch you milk your tits. Nor do I want to taste the goods. Judging I don’t do though. If you like it, it’s my job to bring it to you. So that’s what I’m doing. Here are a few sites I found dealing with tit fetishes. Tit Milking, Big Nipples, and Big Long Nipples. Have fun.
