Did it all start with Rappin Granny or Blue Iris from the Howard Stern show? GILF stands for “Grandmother I’d Like to Fuck.” It seems to be fucking everywhere these days.

I swear to god, I’m not searching for GILF action. It’s really NOT my thing. Yet it seems like every time I’m searching for smokin MILF vids, depraved granny videos pop up instead. ack! Even my strap-on seems to get less hard when I come across it. [Drooooooooooop]

For most of us, GILF action the type of niche you watch with your buddies. You gross them out with it. …watching it only to say “aww Sick. Wait. Look at this one. It’s worse! Granny, what are you doing with that zucchini?”

Ok. No judgment here. If you happen to be into saggy boobs, liver spots, and super saggy pussy, then look at Ask Your Granny or Granny’s Place. And to the noobs: just make sure you know what you’re getting into. Once you’ve seen some of this stuff, you’ll never look at Grandma the same way.

The video series, Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy is so wrong it’s right. The plot is as follows: 1) whore visits doctor 2) insane doctor takes bicycle pump to pussy 3) suction pulls the womans inner and outer pussy lips to the point of elephantitis 4)whore with inflated pussy gets penetrated. Perhaps in this case, a picture is worth a thousand words…

Check out this before and after shot of her blown up pussy…

Yep. There are 2 kinds of porn: one you jerk off to alone, and the other that you gross your friends out with. I think you know which category Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy falls into. ahem.

BEEP: I’m sorry. I could pick up my cell, but I don’t want to. I have it set to vibrate and it’s deep inside my pussy. This cell phone fucking movie just changed my life.



Apparently lots of girls fuck their cell phone. I had no idea. I mean, I like to talk on the phone. …but not in a love you long time kinda way.

“I’d gladly pay you tomorrow for a cheeseburger today,” said the lesbian hamburgler (right before she pulled a 68 on these babes).

I’m vegan but you know I do love a good cheeseburger. Fresh, fat, juicy, tight, and shaved. That’s ma gurl. Cheeseburger movies here.

I love the ladies. I love ladies who love ladies. And who am I kidding, I also adore for the ladies who lick minge for pay. I came across this vintage “lesbo” photograph, and needed to share it with the class.

I have a nice lil collection of vintage porn for you, so stay tuned. I’ll post more classic licky-loo later tonight.

When I saw this photo the first thing that came to me was a protester with this huge out in front of the white house. I’m not really political or anything, but kind love how creative people get with their “I Hate Bush” campaigns and posters. We’re living in a very creative world. Knotan has some pretty sexy photos in his portfolio. Anyway this was just a random photo of the day, but kinda goes with what I just started. Since there are so many people out there that help us out by filtering through the millions of flickr photos and showing us only the hottest Babes, Asian Ladies, or just Everyday Amateur Porn. I decided I’d help the world be a better place too. So I started a Pornzio’s Favorites on Flickr for the world to see. I’m not just about ass or porn, sometimes just photos are fucking sexy and you can’t explain it. So Hopefully you like. I’ll keep adding to the cause.

Source: Sexblo.gs

I came in this morning and was going through the normal blogs I read, when this photo got me thinking. Is that her balls? Is she a tranny? Or is she just in the pacman club? For some reason when I see a big ole fat clam pussy I always think of pacman coming after me trying to eat my balls. I know I’m weird but that’s what the pacman club is. I’ve never been a fan of big pussy lips hanging down. I mean when she’s bent over and I’m coming up from behind to pound her doggy, and for a split second I think to myself “are those your balls?” that’s a really bad thing. I mean even to think of balls for a split second while you’re trying to have relations with your lady is not a good thing. It’s like shrink city if you know what I mean. But again, with the photo above it got me really wondering how big does a clam have to be for it to roll down like that when sit on the couch. So I did some research and this is what I found.

After seeing this thing I realized that some chicks pussies are bigger than my nuts.

This one for some reason looks like SamuelL Jackson’s lips. I just imagine it saying “Tell that bitch to be cool!!!” And Sam takes you straight to shrink city.

Luckily this chicks got little herpes dots next to her pacman. They draw my attention away from the massive clam. Keep up the good herpes.

Then you’ve got the worst monster of all. The Pacman Cherry Monster. This one just screams, cut me off please. I mean it’s like an uncircumsized clit. Jesus who wants to deep throat a clit?

What we’ve learned from this club is that balls and clams are too similar. If you take a chick home and find her balls. That’s bad. If you take a chick home and find pacman? That’s bad too. The moral of the story is lipo your clam. please.