Marshawn Lynch’s brother has a big penis. It’s the size of 10 year old.
As our leading lady says, “It’s the most biggest ever.”
This fucking this is elephant truck.
You’d almost need an extra pant leg for this. If my dick was this big, I’d walk down the street hitting people with it. No one would be safe from my cock. WHAM! Bitch, you just got hit with my cock. BLAMO! That’s right, woman. My dick just hit you.
I love strange and artistic porn the best. When I came across this weird dildo monster set, I had to share with the class. You’d be surprised to know that this didn’t come out of Japan.
If Doctor Who had made porn, this would be it. “Exterminate Virginity! Exterminate Virginity!!”
Honestly, I’m not sure whether to be scared…watch more monster dildo movies in horror…or search toy stores for a “dildo monster” of my very own.
Warning: Papi’s huge archive of party boy videos will cause premature ejaculation. Keep a jerk off towel handy as you peep in on the hottest gay parties and secret orgy afterparties.
In a sea of gay reality sites, Papi manages to remain original by allowing members to interact/chat with the guys who attend their parties. Their event attendees aren’t models, just hot party guys.
If you want to see more guys getting hard on the dancefloor, check out thesefreePapivideos. You can thank your favorite hag later. xoxo
It’s not everyday that porn can actually make you hungry. Sure it’ll make you horny, you’ll have crazy wild woman punch me in the face sex, and then you’ll be hungry and have to munch on something. But how often do you look at a snatch and think “mmmm a big mac would really hit the spot right now.” I really had to give this pussy burger a double take. It just screamed McDonalds to me. So I dubb thee McDonald’s new McSnatch.
Lets not let the fun stop there. Now we’d like to introduce Wienerschnitzel’s famous All Beef Plumper Dog. As you can see above Amanda likes her dog pretty simple. A little mustard and ketchup and she’s ready to gobble this dog deep down her throat.
Now you know you can’t eat all this food without something to flush it down with. How about a 7eleven Super Big Gulp of only the finest California Cum. It’s been freshly brewed and has received numerous taste tasting awards. If you’re still hungry for the flesh, be sure to read up on The Taste of Porn. And if you’re more the healthy type, why not try a little sushi? Enjoy the meal and if you’ve got more food for me link to it in the comments.
Most twins in porn are uncomfortable with touching each other on camera. It’s like they’ll smile through being tea bagged in tandem, but having to kiss each other would be wrong. Fuck all that noise; meet the Carvalho Twins.
I just saw that Fleshbot posted about Insane Cock Brothas. When Insane Cock Brothas first came out I was floored. I mean it’s one thing to have a one man horse fucking girls left and right, but it’s another to have two half man half horse guys nailing one chick. For some reason you can’t help but to watch lil chicks getting rammed by massive members. It’s what porn is all about. But…and I say but…with disgust. The jig is up! As you can see from the above photo, we’ve all been duped. They are not Half Man Half Horse. They are just barely a man…as you can see from the small flacid penis hanging out of the fake balls. Not trying to dog the site at all cause I still think it’s great. But I also think there are enough massive penis guys out there to make this shit happen fo real. I mean John Holmes was half horse, and Lex Steele is too. Don’t kill porn with your rubber dongs.
Being somewhat of a connoisseur of porn these days. I’d like to think that I know quality when i see it. And there is one company out there that I see no fault in any of their sites. Braincash makes some of the best porn online and it just doesn’t stop. This past week they’ve come out with 4 brand new sites that are just kick ass.
You should know by now that I’m a big fan of the asian porn. So when I saw that one was called Fuck That Asian I wasn’t jumping out of my seat. But when I actually saw the site the blood started flowing down below. I mean not only is the quality of the videos good, but they have every major asian porn star on the first page. Move over Mr Chews Asian Beaver there’s a new yellow site in town.
Now we come to Feet Frenzy. Now I’m not a big fan of getting jacked off by some chicks feet or cumming on the toes, but if that’s what you or the person you’re with wants than I’m all for it. My girl is always on her feet and I don’t want her smelly ass feet in my mouth, but if she asks me to cum on them. You can know that I’ll oblige.
I love it Black is fucking great. I think I’ve told you that the first site I ever saw was Blacks on Blondes and I’ve been a fan of the monster black cocks making little chicks scream ever since. I love it black is right there. It’s nothing but hot ass chicks getting banged in every hole from a 12 inch black cock. What’s better than that?
I have to say More than a Girl pisses me off. Not cause it’s not good. It’s great just like the rest of them. What pisses me off that dudes make themselves look like hot chicks. yeah you can tell most of the time, but there are some talented doctors out there. As you can see from this site. Be careful next time you’re picking chicks up from the bar. Or at least start fucking with the lights on so you know what you’re working with. Oh and the tagline cracks me up “Cocked and Loaded” God I love porn.
I know it’s been awhile since my last free porn friday, but it was christmas. I was busy opening all the porn dvds I had waiting for me under the christmas tree. But to make up for it today I would like showcase an art. You can think of Pornzio as an art gallery and today’s style is an expressive gooey substance. Today we showcase “the art” of facials.
This truely is an artform. It’s all about 3 things: Aim, Amount, and Facial Reactions from the person getting jizzed all over. The AAF factor if you will. This is what I mean by this. You can have your Peter North cumshots that totally cover a girl’s face where you can’t even recognize her anymore. Impressive? Yes? Yes! Very! But then you also have the quick shooter. Who doesn’t have to shoot a lot of cum all over her, but he does catch her off guard. She’s just sucking away thinking about where she parked her car when WWWHHHAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! she gets a quick shot of cum straight in the eye. Obviously, she freaks. Her eyes get huge and she tries to hold in the pain, she starts to scream “it burns…it burns”, or she starts laughing as the cum drips off of her face. I mean this kind of reactions are classic. And as I said before, an artform.
Here are some classic moments in Facial Cumshot History.
Friday couldn’t cum soon enough this week. This week we’re thanking our good friends at bang bros. I mean they have always had the best quality of porn. Even when they got started with their first site BangBus. And not to mention they keep coming up with new stuff like: Busty Adventures, Ball Honeys, and Big Tits Round Asses. I mean they pride themselves on great jack off appeal. And when it’s time to bring my lil boy out of the pants. They are the first ones i think of. Well not them but the chicks they video. You know what I mean. Hope you enjoy some treats I picked out for you this week.
