Generally, when I’m looking for advice on sex, I look for the guy that has really bad blonde highlights.

This is for two reasons. 1. Because generally he’s the creepiest motherfucker in the room. and 2. You know he has all the time in the world to practice this type of shit.

Today, the creepiest motherfucker in the room teaches us how to suck on a tatty.

Granted, that doesn’t sound creepy, does it? Well, wait till he starts getting hosed down with breast milk.

Mmmmm… straight from the source. The giant, gross source.

What happened to Linsey Dawn McKenzie after she had a breast reduction (36HH down to a 36DD)? I miss that foxy British babe. I want new photos, videos, lesbian trysts, and blog posts from her. Natural breasts like Linsey’s will never be forgotten. …but she meant so much more to me than just squishy pillows.

Here’s a photo to jugg jog your mamory memory…

Crave more of Linsey? Me, too! I want at least one site update from her. I need it. Baby, please give me just a little current content…pleaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeee Your fans are sad. In the meantime, here are some older videos of her sweet fucking body that you can see for free.

Bonus: Watch this hardcore video of Ms. McKenzie here.

Please tell me that Eden (of Garden of Eden) loves lesbian sex! I just watched one of her videos and it left my head spinning. This thread is useless without pics, so here you go…

God damn it, I love every ounce of that woman’s body. Her site is mostly softcore, focusing on her soft squishy pillows. Watch her run up and down stairs until her boobs fall out of her top. Enjoy her licking her own breasts without any neck strain. See her take 2 scrumptious minutes lifting her heavy breasts out of her bra cups. It’s just too much for me to handle. I’m so obsessed with curvy women.

Dude. Her breasts weigh over 16 pounds (that’s a double H cup, folks)!!!

Let’s all think back, shall we? Let’s think back to a time when we were 18. For me it’s not too hard, because it wasn’t that long ago, but for some of you, just pretend. When I was graduated high school I had a world of possibilities ahead of me. College was around the corner, where I would study law and theatre and make something of myself. I, of course, ended up here on Pornzio. Follow your dreams children! Kari Sweets is 18, and cameras are staring her in face. Oddly enough, she ended up here, too, and thank God for it. Not so much Pornzio, but porn, which is close enough. I like to beat to Kari, and writing about her is even better. It sort of justifies my travels from 18 to now, because when I was 18, I don’t remember chicks looking like that. Actually, I do, and I fucked them, but that doesn’t make for a very good story, now does it? Kari is so hot, Front Magazine named her #2 chick on the net. Right behind, Raven Riley, who I choose not to write about, because if I did I would start beating off at work, and people would get mad at me. (Those damn conservative bitches.) Anyhow, I hope you enjoy the sweetness of Kari Sweets. What? You knew I would use that! Kari Sweets is so fucking cute. She looks like a little lion who wants to have candy and sex. I fucking love candy and sex. As always, click for her myspace. Late.

I love big natural boobs just as much as everyone else, but this pic scares me. I have a recurring nightmare that Susie Sparks tries to smothers me with her 66 inch breasts. This pic shows her going in for the kill. Mommy?

Death by Juggs…what a way to go!

FUCK IT! I’m on a role with the asians so today is just dubbed Asian Day. I’ve always wondered about asian women’s titties. I mean asians are popping babies out there just like mexicans, but the main difference I’ve seen is that Mexican women get these massive boobs when they’re pregnant. And asian woman after pregnancy may have gotten bigger but they’re still tiny in comparison. Well I found out that this isn’t always true. Take a look at the preggo above, not only did her boobs become huge, those nipples stretched out like some playdo. I’m not really into the preggo women, but I’m all about adding to my asian knowledge. So now you know. Asian women’s titties grow too. Glad I could help.