If there’s one chick who, hands down, every time makes my dick point North, it’s Eva Angelina. She’s ball-dropping hot, sucks a mean dick and has a vagina that’s unlocked 4 mysteries of the world.
She actually left porn in for a bit (eff you, boyfriend), went to school and worked at Macaroni Grill in SoCal.
How she hasn’t made this into a film yet, is beyond me. Who doesn’t want to see Eva in a sexy Macaroni Grill uniform getting plowed by everyone from the busboys to her shift manager.
And, what if you’re working at Macaroni Grill at that time? Is there anyway you can live with yourself if you didn’t fuck her? Of course not. Well, lucky for the rest of us, we can continue to beat to her whenever we’d like. Never leave us again, Eva.
If there’s two things I love, it’s basketball and fuckin’. So, it really only makes sense that we’d marry the two on Final Four day.
I think the folks at Brazzer’s may have played ball in their time, cause, damn, they got a lot bball porn. Watch the video above for some of the most amazing acting I’ve seen in a long time. Think Hoosiers crossed with Fuckin’ Big Titties 8. Classic story of the underdog with big ol’ tits making the game winning shot, which inevitably leads to her getting pounded in every hole, and getting Bones Malone’s NBA Finals basketball.
This is what March Madness is made of. (Also, from here on out, I’d like to be called Bones Malone.)
Natalie Sparks is hot. Let’s say Jennifer Garner and I had a baby, it would look like Natalie Sparks. I’m not even sure what that means, but it’s true. I first came across Natalie I was, well, masturbating, and her big brown eyes were all I needed. She has big, precious boobies and that’s important. I like outfits on my ladies, and Natalie has many. She’s a 20-year-old hottie, that is fairly new to the naked game. She looks to have a D cup, but I would need to touch them to be sure. I would probably use Natalie’s boobies as punching bags, and she’d like it. Chicks dig that shit, right? She has some webcam shows where she does things like fingerbang herself. I love some watching chicks fingerbang themselves. I like it almost as much as I like saying fingerbang. But wait… there’s more. Natalie has a special little sister, Nicole Sparks. OK, so I am not positive they are sisters, but they are both hot and they have the same last name. So, check them out, and just beat it. Oh… here’s their myspace, so you know.. Natalie and Nicole. Thank God for myspace!
I’ve never been a fan of jacking off to photos. I don’t know why it’s just not the same as watching some dirty slut bob up and down on a cock til it shoots all over her face. But there are occasions that I need something a little different. That’s when I pull the amateur card. Now if I do decide to look at photos I want it real. I don’t want to see photo shoots of professional pornstars. I want to see real girls…like the one next door…doing dirty things. Web cam photos, cell phone photos, photos they wish they never would have let their boyfriend take cause now they’re on the internet. I guess that’s what makes Girl’s Gone Wild so successful. It’s not fake chicks getting paid it’s just dirty sluts looking for 15 minutes of fame. That’s what I’m looking for. And today I happen to find a massive collection of them over at GlowFoto. Most of it is real sluts just doing what they do.
Normally this photo is weird or disgusting…but today it’s just perfect. I mean I could just stare at this all day, and will continue to stare until I go home and jack off to it.
I have always been an ass man. I know most of you out there know what I’m talking about. There is something incredibly arousing
about a well-shaped ass. Something you can grab onto from the side or maybe even slap a little bit because you love to see it giggle lightly and then snap back into place. It’s gotta have a little substance and a little shape to it. I feel so let down when I get a hot girls pants off and her ass just kinda merges right into her legs. I’m lookin for a little crease here. That little fold of skin where the ass overlaps to the leg. That’s the sign of an ass with some shape. I guess the main reason the ass is so sexy is of course when you’re fucking her. Whether it’s straight up doggie from behind or her sitting on you in the reverse cowgirl, that ass just bouncing off of my body makes me come in about 4 pumps. Speaking of cum-worthy asses. The guys at Bang Bros know a thing or two about asses. Have a look at Big Tits Round Asses or Ass Parade and you’ll understand what I mean. Happy Ass Slappin!
