You know how much I love Daisy Marie?

I love her so much I want to dip my chips in her juicy queso.

Let’s do another one…
I love her so much I want to cover Daisy’s chicken enchilada with my sour cream sauce.

Wait… one more!
I love her so much… I want to bury my camarones all up in her a la diabla… ALL UP IN IT!

Aye dios mother fucking Mio, Daisy Marie…

The first time I saw Violet Erotica, I had the same reaction as the Double Rainbow guy. I was shocked, excited, broke down in tears, questioned life, beat off like no tomorrow and finally weeping while beating.

Life rules.

Right, back to Violet. You can catch her doing dirty things on webcam over at OnHerCam, or head over to her site VioletErotica.com.

It’s Friday, and you know what that means!! It’s POV time!

This week’s contestant on POV Friday is the blond sexpot from Texas, Bree Olson.

Bree sucks a mean dick. Mean dicks are different than nice or normal dicks. Mean dicks will punch you in the mouth.

I’d like to introduce Bree to my mean dick. We’d play a little game. It’d be called, Can I Last In Your Mouth For 10 Seconds?

I’d lose every fucking time.

We all know how much I love porn and zombies together.

You know what I love even moooore? Asians!!

So when you combine Asians, Tattys and zombies I’m in boner overload.

Needless to say, I’m more excited about The Big Tits Zombie 3D than I was about Avatar.

And, The Big Tits Zombie 3D is probably not even actually in 3D.

Sushi Zombie!

Tell me you know who Bryci is. Seriously, just tell me. No? Well, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you hate hot naked chicks? I don’t get it.

While most chicks swim in the kiddie level at the pool, Bryci is diving poon deep off the high dive. (That means she’s fucking crazy hot, by the way.)

For reasons unknown to me, I get really excited when I pull it to Bryci. It’s like my dick is attending a concert for the first time. There’s buying the ticket, the anticipation, the event, then the encore (you can’t just beat once to Bryci, you know).

Now what are you waiting for, check out Bryci’s amazing, naked body and get to whacking.

(For an extra treat – Beat here)

Face down, ass up… that is the way I like to fuck. 2 Live Crew was so right, but not as right as Face Down Ass Up University.

Pretty novel concept, really. Just get a bunch of smokin’ hot co-eds to get naked in their dorm rooms.

Fuck, I miss college so much. This was pretty much every day for me at the Baptist college I attended. Wait…

Let’s all enroll in FDAU University!

I know how much you bustas love areolas, so I thought I’d draw your attention to in the incomparable, Havana Ginger.

I can’t help but to get boners to this sexy latina and her DD tits. I bet her areolas taste like Taco Bell Mexican Pizzas. MMmmmm… Mexican Pizza.

Have fun beating to these fun bags!

Also check out Susie Sparks giant areolas HERE!

If there’s one chick who, hands down, every time makes my dick point North, it’s Eva Angelina. She’s ball-dropping hot, sucks a mean dick and has a vagina that’s unlocked 4 mysteries of the world.

She actually left porn in for a bit (eff you, boyfriend), went to school and worked at Macaroni Grill in SoCal.

How she hasn’t made this into a film yet, is beyond me. Who doesn’t want to see Eva in a sexy Macaroni Grill uniform getting plowed by everyone from the busboys to her shift manager.

And, what if you’re working at Macaroni Grill at that time? Is there anyway you can live with yourself if you didn’t fuck her? Of course not. Well, lucky for the rest of us, we can continue to beat to her whenever we’d like. Never leave us again, Eva.

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If there’s two things I love, it’s basketball and fuckin’. So, it really only makes sense that we’d marry the two on Final Four day.

I think the folks at Brazzer’s may have played ball in their time, cause, damn, they got a lot bball porn. Watch the video above for some of the most amazing acting I’ve seen in a long time. Think Hoosiers crossed with Fuckin’ Big Titties 8. Classic story of the underdog with big ol’ tits making the game winning shot, which inevitably leads to her getting pounded in every hole, and getting Bones Malone’s NBA Finals basketball.

This is what March Madness is made of. (Also, from here on out, I’d like to be called Bones Malone.)

Do you like Japanese girls? What about Japanese gravure idol’s with humongous breasts? I saw this fucking video of Miyabi Isshiki playing with her boobs and my mouth was open the entire time. um, er…. There’s no way to explain it without sharing, so here you go.

If you like what you see, you may be interested in checking out all her non nude DVDs (Mix Juice, Boob!, Boobs Beat, and Meromeron). Make sure your DVD player can play international formats before you purchase.

Here are some free Miyabi Isshiki boob lover videos to get your Friday really pumping: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!