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Lit Candle Sex

lesbodojo — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:54:26 +0000

Now, I personally love hot candle wax and wacky insertions…but at the same time? I just watched this video on SkinVideo of a babe getting pounded by a few lit candles before giving a juicy blowjob.

Little did I know that this was just one of thousands of lit candle pornos out there. For your viewing enjoyment, check out some free lit candle penetration here, here, here, and here.

For you femdom fans, here’s a random dude with a lit candle up his asshole.

Britney Spears Loves Taking Nude Photos of Herself

lesbodojo — Wed, 02 May 2007 23:41:32 +0000

My friends at SexyBattleBoard just sent me links to these topless Britney shots. She really does love to show off her naughty bits in public. Remember the vag pics?

Aren’t the flowers a nice touch? A kinder, gentler, Britney Spears. It almost makes you forget about the angry bald britney holding an umbrella. Almost!

The timing for these photos to be leaked couldn’t have been at a better moment. She’s just now getting back on stage at the House of Blues. Nice. Way to go Britney! We’re always cheering for you.

May (Pole) dancing

lesbodojo — Wed, 02 May 2007 20:06:36 +0000

May Day reminds me of the cult-y British film from the 70s, The Wicker Man. Remember that one? Does pagan fertility pole dancing, sacrifice, and nude chicks ring a bell? How about that crazy ass song “And on that tree there was a limb; And on that limb there was a branch; And on that branch there was a nest; And in that nest there was an egg; And in that egg there was a bird; And from that bird a feather came; And of that feather was
A bed…”

Whatevs. On to the nudie film shots from the original Wicker Man.

Haven’t watched the original in a while? Rent it, bitch. It’s so much better than the remake. Britt Ekland plays the landlord’s daughter in The Wicker Man. In the scene shown above, this highly sexual pagan slut performs a nude dance in her room. She sings and pounds the walls with her nubile breasts and fingers. Her whore energy wakes up the cop in the next room. Loves it.

If you have a clip of this nude dance, please link me to it. I’ve been looking for it for a god damn hour, and I’m dying to watch it. Thanks in advance, pornzio peeps!

Dildo Monster Porn

lesbodojo — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:40:51 +0000

I love strange and artistic porn the best. When I came across this weird dildo monster set, I had to share with the class. You’d be surprised to know that this didn’t come out of Japan.

If Doctor Who had made porn, this would be it. “Exterminate Virginity! Exterminate Virginity!!”

Honestly, I’m not sure whether to be scared…watch more monster dildo movies in horror…or search toy stores for a “dildo monster” of my very own.

Kinky Zee…

CrackaAss — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 17:43:33 +0000

All I can say is finally someone has come out with kinky fetish I can handle. I’m a bit of a pussy when it comes to the hog tied or the fucking machines. I love them for sure, but can’t take as much as I’d like to. But today I found KinkyZee.com which is perfect for me. Zee is just a fucking sexy ass woman and that says it all for me. From what I can see this is more along the lines of fetish modeling, but regardless it still fucking hot. Here’s a quick bio on Zee:

Well by now you all know that my name is Zee, and that I’m all about Kink and what’s kinky! The reason for starting this website is mainly because I love to explore my sexuality in different ways and because I have somewhat of an exhibitionist side as well. I started my fetish experiences like most people; experimenting with role playing and light female domination. I quickly enjoyed my new sexual explorations and developed preferences for the type of clothing I wore.

Nylons and pantyhose is what turned me on first. The soft silky feeling of having a micro-thin layer touching your body, it was like having a second skin. Soon I explored new materials like latex and my real passion – spandex. Spandex is what really turned me on, because of its molding and stretchy qualities, and the vibrant colored variety. Bodysuits, bikinis, tights, skirts, and dresses… anything in spandex I have worn and adored. My love for spandex and tight clothing might also be due to my love for retro 70′s and 80′s style fashion. The kitch, pop-glam period brings me much laughter and just puts me in a happy, bubbly mood. The vibrant colors makes for amazing photography and easily lends itself to role-playing, which as I said I love very much.

Check out KinkyZee

Crissy Moran found Jesus

lesbodojo — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:55:42 +0000

Crissy Moran is one hot pornstar. If this is not a publicity stunt, I may cry. Crissy posted on her myspace blog that she’s getting out of the porn business.

What breaks my heart even more is that everyone who posted comments on her blog are jesus freaks. …complimenting her on this beautiful escape from the devil. Why can’t Crissy do porn and go to church?

I’m just going to post the letter she wrote here, and let you take from it what you will. Meanwhile, I’m going to go grab the box of tissues….

I want to thank all of you for your support throughout the years. My website forum is very active with over 1,000 members as is my website. I must be honest though I have made a living off of all of you for long enough. I want to set you free! Let me explain a bit. Many of you may have seen my last few diary entries on my website and if you have not I addressed some of my concerns with the adult industry. I felt have been feeling very sad for girls who are in porn who are strung out on drugs, their souls are lost, and they are doing unimaginable things with whoever and waking up one day and wondering where their lives went or even worse ending up dead. I have been reading gossip forums for a couple of years and I also know some of these girls that porn is destroying. I have been in porn for 6 years and I have witnessed first hand a gorgeous womans looks fade along with her soul. It really breaks my heart.

A lot of you don’t know what goes on behind the scenes. You guys know I didn’t do a lot of what I am speaking of because I stuck to the softer side of porn (seems weird to say that). The thing is even girls who do the softer side of porn sometimes lose themselves. Some become strippers and a lot of girls who do the softer stuff escort. Many of the girls have been victims of abuse sometime in their lifetime and are just looking for love and acceptance (like me).

My eyes were recently opened to the total destruction porn does. Not only does it hurt the girls in the business but it hurts you the consumer. Porn does not discriminate. Sex/porn addiction is preventing many people from finding true happiness in their lives. I know because I have spoken to so many of you through the years by email and message exchanges. Many of you spoke to me about your wives, your lonlieness, your dreams, and many of you looked to me for all the answers. I always tried to be careful when answering because I always realized that you are a person just like me who wants love and acceptance. I have gone through times when the guilt was so bad I just didn’t answer at all hence my many hiatuses.

This will be the last time I leave all of you hanging.

Many of you know that my boyfriend and I broke up a couple of months ago but don’t know why. I will explain some of that at a later time. Let’s just say the effects of the adult business took a hit on my personal life.

I have decided that I want to be free from all of the guilt now. I am making great money doing what I do but the money is not making me happy. I have moved into my own place now for the first time all alone and have decided I want out of the business. I have so much more to offer to the world than my looks and body. These things will fade. I want to experience true real life happiness. I know a lot of you will think I have lost my mind but I think that will only be the ones of you who never really knew me. I have decided to go back to my one true love who is Jesus. You may or may not believe in him and well I am not here to judge you. I am just here to share with you my story if you are willing to listen.

My website is still up for now and I have yet to discuss these things with my webmasters. I am not sure what will happen in that respect. I am looking for legal counseling and any help I can get. It will be gone soon enough though. I will be posting here on my myspace page everything going on in my life until then.

I ask you to forgive me for entering into your lives and stripping you from the more important things in life like finding true love, happiness, and your families.

Crissy

If you want to remember the good ol days, check out these Crissy Moran galleries.

Hog Tied with Gaping Mouth

lesbodojo — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 23:32:53 +0000

This woman is haunting me. I’ve come across several of these bondage pics today, and wanted to share them with you. Most bondage porn depicts subs that look like they were prepared for the scene. …but look at this woman’s shoes. They’re not fetish heels. She looks as if she was caught off guard and forcibly hogtied.

What’s your safe word, sugar? It’s time to cash it in.

Cumshots Aim for Eyeballs

lesbodojo — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:40:10 +0000

To my surprise, pink eye is a fetish. Guys jerk off into open eyeballs. These girls catch a sting-y load of cum in the eye, squirm, and pretend that they like it just for you. How accommodating!

Clearly, the girls who agree to this extreme act aren’t the hottest babes. Yet sometimes the act is more important than the actress. If you haven’t said “what the fuck” enough today, you may want to catch a few of their videos in the eye.

Latex Ass Minus Mistress Fee

lesbodojo — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:33:13 +0000

Latex feels as good as it sounds as good as it smells. …at least to those of us who are have ever paid over $200 an hour to say “I’m sorry.” yeah. I have issues.

Whatever. You don’t have to be a fetishist to appreciate a tight, latex-covered ass. Just don’t say “I’d hit it,” cause she’d probably hit you.

Dumb Fetish Maker…

CrackaAss — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 20:08:09 +0000

There’s something going on with the world right now. And maybe it’s my fault. The world has seen way too much porn. And since they’ve seen so much porn they’ve started coming out with some of the most ~~retarded~~ ~~freaky~~ weird fetishes that I could have ever thought of. I mean what the fuck gets you off from watching chicks Tube Crushing? Then you’ve got your famous Pedal Pumpers. Seriously guys what happened to the old days when it was all about girls going down on big cocks and then watching gobbs of cum go flying all over their faces. I mean seriously does that actually get old? Maybe I’m weird but that still does it for me. But since I tend to do what the world does I’ve decided to come up with my own fetish. It took me awhile to come up with this just cause I still need to be able to jack off to it. So today I launch Roller Skating Porn. And you can do what you want with this but here’s what I’m thinking: Girls wearing roller skates, girls being fucked by a roller skate, girls beating up dudes with roller skates (nudity would be good on that one), maybe even guys cumming on roller skates. Shit it’s work in progress but here are a few for you to get this fetish off the ground.