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Penny’s Passions…

For some reason the balloons turn me on. I can’t help it they do. I mean there’s something about balloon boobs that just says “I want to be a pornstar, cause I love to get fucked.” At least that’s what this massive things say to me. And since in all of our hearts we all want to fuck a dirty slut. Even if you say you like nice girls. I’m honest! Anyway since I’ve signed up for flickr and started adding some photos to my favorites I’ve been getting some new friends. And Penny is my newest best friend. She obviously does a little hardcore action since she’s posting some photos of cum all over her face, but her true beauty lies under her chin. You’d think plastic surgeons these days would tell people nope I’m not going to make you look like an idiot. I mean these things are obviously real but they make you wonder kinda like FarangDingDong
makes you wonder. I’ll try to find more hardcore stuff for you, but for now you’ll have to live with the photos of these massive boobs. Thanks Penny. Oh and check out Penny’s other photos, Tommi Knockers and her Favorites. It’ll keep you busy most of the day. And if that doesn’t take up most of your day, and you need more top heavy ladies to look at check out Zorro -Bea’s photos.

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Worth a Dollar…


You’ve all seen the sideshow freaks right? The people that are suppose to look like a robot or a statue then they whistle or just move funny for you to take a picture. Then the smoothly slip out their hand or point to their tip jar. I’ve never been impressed with these people. Obviously I couldn’t get out there in the crowd and do that, but I still don’t see the skill and really don’t see how that was worth any of my money. That is until I saw the picture above. Now if that was going on when I walked down the street the first thing I’d do is grab my wallet and tip heavily. Shit I’d probably need a cigarette afterwards, but I’d definately tip.

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Flickr Obsessed…


Now I look for hot chicks on Flickr as much as anybody, but there are some people out there that take it a little further than normal. These people I like to call the “Obsessed”. They look like normal people, have normal jobs, normal friends, but when they get home they are consumed with looking up words like babe, boobs, nude, porn, sex, and any other freaky sexual keyword they can think to put into flickr’s search. Today I found Hard, as he and his friends apparently call him, who is the Uber Obsessed. He’s gone so far as to create mini niche blogs around Flickr. The list:

Cutie CuriosaHis description: “Pictures of pretty girls doing curious things. Why are they doing that?” My Description: Those stupid pictures that drunk people take at a party where the person taking the photo says “Do something funny”

Women With WineHis description: “Here you will find nothing but candid photos of young women drinking wine. OK, in some pictures they might be soon to drink, or in some other cases they are just holding the bottle, but you understand. It’s a “wine drinking women” theme. Sure, there are similar sites featuring party girls, flat out drunk girls, girls showing their boobies at mardi-gras, etc. But I like to think my blog has the most class.
My Description: Umm…you guessed it…pictures of chicks holding or drinking wine…whoopee!

Tea BirdsHis Description: “Similar to Women With Wine, but with tea as the beverage of choice. It is my mission with this blog to prove that tea is sexy. Sexy tea drinkers. Caffeinated cuties. Cup size doesn’t matter.” My Description: Pictures of chicks drinking tea…wtf man. The only tea that’s sexy is when an asian whore in japan is taking a tea break in between clients.

Babes with BooksHis Description: “Reading is hot. There is nothing more magical than the image of an attractive female hunkering down on some serious literature. We’re not talkin’ Cosmo here folks. We’re talkin’ Vixens With Virgil. We’re talkin’ Dames With Dostoevsky. We’re talkin’ Hotties With Hemingway. We’re talkin’ Babes With Books……” My Description: I’m a perv and I take pictures of chicks when they’re not looking and jack off to them later on. Then after you cum you realize you hate the book she’s reading and you move on to the next slut.

Sleeping CutiesHis Description: “This is probably my most controversial blog. Is it right to take pictures of cute girls asleep in their beds, and unbeknownst to them republish them on a photoblog? My take on the matter is that as long as they are not passed out on “roofies”, or otherwise being taken advantage of, it is OK. The object of my site is pure appreciation. Appreciation of physical beauty. Appreciation of the languorous poses and angelic expressions young women take on when they are in dreamland. A Google search will quickly reveal that there are a lot of so called “sleep fetish” sites dedicated to all sorts of sick and perverted things you could do to unsuspecting ladies. This is not one of them.” My Description: Although you say this isn’t a sick sleeping fantasy site, you still appeal to those sick fucks that like to take chicks home from a bar bring them back to their house just in time for them to pass out and then to fuck a sleeping chick. Maybe that’s too harsh I mean at least they have their clothes on.

And if these sites weren’t enough he’s already got plans to keep this thing rolling with killer sites like Sweater Girls, Classical Cuties, Horse Chicks, and Myopic Minxes. These still seem retarded to me but the name Myopic Minxes that’s fucking great. I’ll read it just for that.

Check out Hardley Surton’s Blog Ring of Diaphanous Mystery I mean the name says it all. photo from Cutie Curiosa

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Suck Your Own Cock…


We’ve all been there, you had a rough day at work, you come home sit on the couch, and ask your girl to give your lil friend down there a little attention. “hey baby…will you suck my dick for a little bit?” And you get that reply of “Why don’t you suck your own dick!” Not really what you’re going for, and I know you would if you could. But it’s not possible right? Apparently it is, Check out this site of this guy who’s got galleries galore of him going down on himself. He also runs a a blog and there are some tips and tricks to make this childhood wet dream a reality.

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666 = devil porn

Being that it’s the devil’s day and the world is suppose to end today, I figured I’d dedicate today’s post to the big guy downstairs. So I jumped over to Ask Jolene to find a few hotties with or dressed as slutty devils, and suddenly a tear came to my eye. Out of the millions of galleries on there I only found 6 devil outfits. Well 5 actually, 1 was a cgi devil fucking a big tittied slut. But that’s not the point. He deserves much more than we give him. I’m so dissappointed in our lack of devil porn I’m going to make my girl dress up in her lil bad girl devil out fit tonight and I’ll take photos. So I’m sorry oh dark lord, I tried to make this day about you and your sluts, but our world just isn’t into devil porn. We suck.

Here is what I found though. Enjoy oh creator of porn.
Update: 2 seconds after I post this The Sex Blog puts up this hottie in a devil outfit, and 2 seconds after that this hottie in a devil outfit

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Adult Baby Girls…


There is no way to beat around the bush with this one. What the fuck is so wrong with someone that would make them want to pretend they’re fucking a baby. Now I’m all about some role playing or some dress up shit. I’m more of a cheerleader or maybe even illegal aliens man myself. But this one I’ll never understand. I’m not judging you cause obviously there enough people out there that are into this that they felt the need to build a site for it. But I can’t say that I’ll ever be a fan.

They also have another site called I need 2 Pee where girls try to make it to the bathroom, but never quite make it without pissing all over themselves. Again not my cup of tea, but go at it.

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Be the mask…


No idea where my obsession with mexican wrestlers began but I’m hooked. Maybe it was the first time I turned to Telemundo and saw a midget masked wrestler get thrown into the audience. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard since. Well until today when I came across a photo of a fat ass ugly man fucking a hot porn star. How does he do it I asked myself. It has to be the mask. I mean what else on this fat slob could it be. Well money…but that would kinda kill the story. Anyway. Over at Be the Mask you don’t have to be hot, you don’t have to be ripped up, and most importantly you don’t have to have a big cock. So pretty much anyone can do it. If you’re wanting to make your own videos I found a nice store to buy some mexican wrestler masks. This is where I get all of mine. Let the Lucha Libre porn begin.
Be the Mask

Here are a couple of Mescan Wrestling Porn videos to watch ( one , and two )

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