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I love when you fuck my tits…

I’ve always found it a bit odd when a woman asks me to fuck her chest. I mean I always oblige, but I still feel a lil weird. I mean…for me anyway…I look at sex with a goal in mind. Get her off…then get yourself off. For some reason I feel weird when I know there’s no way that she can get anything out of this. At least that’s what I thought.

I went straight to the source with this one. I have some hot friends that carry around some big ole fake titties. I thought they would be the best to ask…because I’d think it’s even more a question for them. I mean I don’t have fake boobs either…so I don’t know if you still feel as much as you would if they were real or anything like that. But I assumed you didn’t. So it made me wonder even more…can you actually enjoy when a guy fucks your tits?

It was 4 out of 5. 4 women said that tittie fucking wasn’t about the getting off. It was about the watching. And that it did turn them on to see their man’s cock coming at them in between their big ole titties. The 1 said she didn’t like it at all…but if that’s what her man wanted to do. Then she’d let him. Interesting enough…she was the only one with real boobs. Not that…that has anything to do with anything…just thought I’d share.

So I’d really like to know. Do you get off on a guy fucking your chest? These chicks seem to enjoy it. That or they are showing their great acting skills. Either way…it’s hot.

I will say this. If you’re into take photos when you’re fucking…titty fucking is the way to go. Here are some other sites to check out some more hot big ole breasted tit fucking.

Real Big Hooters

Tittie Fuckers

Fucked Tits

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Sugasm #21

The best of the blogs by the bloggers who blog them. This week starting with the letter ‘I’.

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Milk gone Wild…


I’ve seen some fucked up shit in my day. Especially when it comes to porn. I mean I look at it all day everyday, for work of course. But today I came across something that totally fucked me up. You know that feeling when you’re watching this hot girl suck a cock. And it’s really turning you on. You pull it out and are jacking off to it. Then she stands up and starts taking off her clothes. And OOOPS out pops her big massive dick. I hate that feeling.

Well I got that feeling this morning when I came across Milk Gone Wild. At first when i saw it I thought it was just another spoof of Girls Gone Wild. More boobs. Just what the world needs. But then I watched the allegedly banned super bowl commercial and I felt a lil wierd. I mean I was getting a little excited when I saw a couple of hotties getting ready to lift up their shirts. Especially this one hot asian girl that looked like she was hiding a turkey in the top of her shirt. Then she lifted it up only to reveal some fucking utters. Don’t get me wrong. An utter can be hot. WAIT…what the fuck am I talking about? No it can’t. Sorry. I was smoking crack. Check out the video from Milk Gone Wild.

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Quality Porn is the only porn…

Being somewhat of a connoisseur of porn these days. I’d like to think that I know quality when i see it. And there is one company out there that I see no fault in any of their sites. Braincash makes some of the best porn online and it just doesn’t stop. This past week they’ve come out with 4 brand new sites that are just kick ass.


You should know by now that I’m a big fan of the asian porn. So when I saw that one was called Fuck That Asian I wasn’t jumping out of my seat. But when I actually saw the site the blood started flowing down below. I mean not only is the quality of the videos good, but they have every major asian porn star on the first page. Move over Mr Chews Asian Beaver there’s a new yellow site in town.


Now we come to Feet Frenzy. Now I’m not a big fan of getting jacked off by some chicks feet or cumming on the toes, but if that’s what you or the person you’re with wants than I’m all for it. My girl is always on her feet and I don’t want her smelly ass feet in my mouth, but if she asks me to cum on them. You can know that I’ll oblige.


I love it Black is fucking great. I think I’ve told you that the first site I ever saw was Blacks on Blondes and I’ve been a fan of the monster black cocks making little chicks scream ever since. I love it black is right there. It’s nothing but hot ass chicks getting banged in every hole from a 12 inch black cock. What’s better than that?


I have to say More than a Girl pisses me off. Not cause it’s not good. It’s great just like the rest of them. What pisses me off that dudes make themselves look like hot chicks. yeah you can tell most of the time, but there are some talented doctors out there. As you can see from this site. Be careful next time you’re picking chicks up from the bar. Or at least start fucking with the lights on so you know what you’re working with. Oh and the tagline cracks me up “Cocked and Loaded” God I love porn.

Doesn’t get much better than Braincash.

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Double Your Pleasure…

Threesome…every guy dreams of it. For you that have had one, you know it’s your pride and joy story that you always tell at your poker game. I mean what guy wouldn’t want to watch two chicks make out, eat each other out, then both look up at you, one starts sucking your dick while the other plays with your balls, and then you fuck one as the other sticks her tongue down your throat. I mean I can’t really think of anything in that description that I would not do. And then after I did it…I’d tell every friend I had. Shit I’d tell every random person I walked by on the street.

The point is we all want it. But is there a way to one-up a threesome? Some people might say orgy with a bunch of chicks and just you, or maybe a gangbang. I mean everybody is different. But for me. The step up from a threesome would have to be a threesome with twins. I mean not only are you banging two hot chicks that look alike, but you’re making two sluts that are related make out and get each other off. I mean you become like this incest devil with the power to make family members do it. So I guess in turn you’re like a dirty old man. But whatever…YOU KNOW IT’S HOT! I mean they’re not your family. So fuck it.

I took the time…cause I’m so nice. To put together a little list of twins that I’d like to fuck. And just so happens they’re into that as you’ll see below. Have fun.

Milton Twins

Milton Twins Getting Fucked

Cali & Cherish

Cali Marie & Cherish get picked up and fucked

 Cali & Cherish looking a lot better

Cali Marie & Cherish suck and fuck

 Playboy’s Bernaola Twins

Carol & Darlene Bernaola Photoshoot

 Taylor Twins

Taylor Twins shake their ass in cheerleading outfits

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I also found a set of twins named Misha and Sasha. They also have british accents. You can’t beat that shit. Check out these Brit Bangers

Brit Banger twins Suck and Fuck
Misha & Sasha fuck stud outside

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Pornstar Wednesday ( Galore ) …

A lot of my friends are jealous that I work in porn. I mean what young male wouldn’t want to look at chicks sucking dick and pornstars cumming all over other pornstars everyday? It’s not a bad life. And it’s a lot easier for me to keep up with who’s hot in the cum in my mouth industry. So I decided I’d put together a Who’s Hot in the Porn Industry post. Just to help the peeps out that don’t get to read porn news everyday and see all the new porn sites and stars that are out there. Here’s a quick list of some super hot pornstars.

Kate’s Playground

Next Door Nikki

 Jesse Jane

 Ginger Jolie

 Alison Angel

 Lia 19

 Rachel Aziani

 Amanda Lexx

 Dream Kelly

 Linsey Dawn McKenzie

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Some more hot pornstars…but I was tired of cropping photos…sorry.

Raven Riley
Melissa Midwest
Terry Lightspeed
Krystal Steal

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Free Porn Friday…

I know it’s been awhile since my last free porn friday, but it was christmas. I was busy opening all the porn dvds I had waiting for me under the christmas tree. But to make up for it today I would like showcase an art. You can think of Pornzio as an art gallery and today’s style is an expressive gooey substance. Today we showcase “the art” of facials.

This truely is an artform. It’s all about 3 things: Aim, Amount, and Facial Reactions from the person getting jizzed all over. The AAF factor if you will. This is what I mean by this. You can have your Peter North cumshots that totally cover a girl’s face where you can’t even recognize her anymore. Impressive? Yes? Yes! Very! But then you also have the quick shooter. Who doesn’t have to shoot a lot of cum all over her, but he does catch her off guard. She’s just sucking away thinking about where she parked her car when WWWHHHAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! she gets a quick shot of cum straight in the eye. Obviously, she freaks. Her eyes get huge and she tries to hold in the pain, she starts to scream “it burns…it burns”, or she starts laughing as the cum drips off of her face. I mean this kind of reactions are classic. And as I said before, an artform.

Here are some classic moments in Facial Cumshot History.


More of Peter North’s Massive Cumshot

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Merry Fucking Christmas…


Everyone always says that christmas is the time of giving, the birth of christ, yadda yadda yadda. We all know it’s about getting presents for girls and guys you’re fucking, want to fuck, or have fucked in the past. I mean we’ve all seen the middle age man in Victoria Secret shopping for dirty lingerie. Is it for his wife? Is it for his mistress? Is it for him? We will never know. I mean unless we want to be a stalker, follow him home, and then video tape whatever he does with it and put it online. That’s an option.

Mexican’s have totally changed the way a middle age man will shop for sexy shit. A grand sex plaza was just built in Mexico City. And I say grand because it’s an 80k sq ft Mall with nothing but sex shops and food. You can even watch a stripper shake her ass while you eat. I mean think about it. If anyone knows about fucking, it’s mexicans. Come on. I am mexican. I know. I have more cousins than all the pornstars that you’ve jacked off to in your life combined. Not to mention who wouldn’t want to get a burger and see some snatch?

I’ve booked my ticket already. All I can picture is tan tall mexican women butt naked just asking me where the bathroom is. I don’t speak spanish so I’ll pretend that she’s asking me to take her into the bathroom and fuck her like the dirty slut she is. Anyway. See you there. Here’s some mexican girl links for you to jack off to before or after you shop.

Hot Mexican or Latin (whatever you feel like calling them) Sluts
Dirty Latina Maid sucks and Fucks
Stud makes Mexican Girl Cum
Latina gets tittie fucked and jacks guy off with her feet
Mexican Teen sucks cock

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Fuck Oprah!


So today a friend of mine sent me a very interesting link about the devil, god, your messiah, the one and only, I used to be black, and I have more money than god, Oprah. Sadly I really used to like oprah. I think I liked her when she was fat. Now that she thinks she’s hot and puts herself on every cover of her own magazine I can’t really stand her.

She tries to come off all nice and give shit away. Like in the show when she gave everyone in the audience a free car. And then you later find out that everyone in the audience would have had to pay $7k for tax,title, and license. Now I don’t know about you but I don’t have that layin around. So more than likely 4 people from that audience got new cars out of that fucking shame of a show.

And today I read this on the wonderful Susie Bright’s Blog:
“I woke up this morning to a commercial about today’s Oprah show in which she states that “pornography is the number one addiction” in the United States. 

She goes on to warn her female audience: “Could this be your husband?”

In the promo on her website, Oprah makes pornography out to be the worst thing happening in America today.  Perhaps Senator Brownback should give her a call and they can work together.”

What the fuck is wrong with this bitch. Seriously. Do a show on how guns fucking kill people. People atleast get to jack off to porn. A gun just puts your ass in a coffin. Just cause you’re rich and get to fuck little boy toys whenever you feel like it. (Cause you can afford it of course) Not everybody is like that. People like to jack off. And though I may love fucking my wife. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to watch other people have sex. It’s really sad how Oprah has become that bitch at school that makes all the girl’s scared that all the other girl’s boyfriends are cheating on them. She’s a rumor starting bitch that needs her ass kicked. I say we lock her in a room with the biggest cocks in the porn industry and let them anally rape her til she screams “I love porn”

It would work :)

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Free Porn Friday…

Friday couldn’t cum soon enough this week. This week we’re thanking our good friends at bang bros. I mean they have always had the best quality of porn. Even when they got started with their first site BangBus. And not to mention they keep coming up with new stuff like: Busty Adventures, Ball Honeys, and Big Tits Round Asses. I mean they pride themselves on great jack off appeal. And when it’s time to bring my lil boy out of the pants. They are the first ones i think of. Well not them but the chicks they video. You know what I mean. Hope you enjoy some treats I picked out for you this week.

Bang Bros Make Stuff to Jack Off to



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