Remember that stupidly hot chick I wrote about a little while ago who has 100 names? Well, she has more, but whatever, she’s fucking hot.

How is she not more porn-famous?

Let’s get on that, ok?

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Cinco De Mayo is like my Christmas… All the little Mexican girls come out ready to get sauced and make sexual enchiladas with their vaginas.

I’d love to put my steak fajita meat in Rachel Milan’s tortilla and cover that shit in salsa.

She makes me want to be a better person. I should introduce her to my tamale lady.

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Mother of god, why is she so fucking hot?

Tori Black should be a librarian. So, I can look at her microfiche.
No, Tori Black should be a chicken farmer. So, I can harvest her eggs.
Hahaa… nope… Tori Black should be a toll booth operator. So, I can put my coins in her slot.

Winner!

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Alright… let’s just get out the obvious… HOLY FUCKING SHIT LITTLE CAPRICE IS FUUUUUCKING.

Stand back, people, I’m about to coat the walls with my jizz. I’m shocked she’s not driving more traffic to the site, to be honest. Well, fuck y’all, cause she’s hot as a mo’fo’.

On the other hand, we have this skinny punk wannabe giving her the business. Oh man, what the hell is going on here?
Luckily, I was able to overcome the glaring weakness, and beat my dick like a stepchild.

Anytime I see a video titled “Best Blow job” I feel it’s my duty to share it with you.
While it’s a tremendous blow jobian effort from Alysha Klass, the dude ruins it for me.

Does that make me a porn hypocrite?
Just have a listen. He sounds like he’s experiencing pain. And not like in the good way.
Then, another chick walks in. Obviously, that improves things.

But, sorry. I’m going to beat to this, but I’m not going to label it “Best Blow Job.”

You know what I like about Veronique Vega? Every fucking thing about her.

Fucking look at her! She’s the chick in school that looked innocent, till you guys had to stay late working on a project, then next you know she’s got your cock shoved all the way down her mouth. And, let’s be honest, that wasn’t much of a feat, was it?

What is it about tiny brunette’s that drives me fucking crazy? I don’t know, but I need to stop typing with two, and start beating.

Happy Friday, bitches.

Because 67 minutes of blowjobs is too much.

I stumbled upon, then beat upon a gem this morning. A full version of POV Cocksuckers 8. If you liked POV Cocksuckers 1 – 7, then you’re going to feel exactly the same way about POV Cocksuckers 8.

Cocksuckers 8 has all your favorites: Carmen McCarthy, Chastity Lynn, Chelsie Rae, Emma Heart, Jackie Ashe, Jenna Haze, Lexi Belle, Riley Evans, Tatiana Kush, Trina Michaels

Man that’s a lot of blowjobs!

If this doesn’t get you through the weekend, then you’re my new fucking hero.

Beat on!

Seriously, how much do you love Tori Black?

When Tori sucks dick birds sing, children laugh and world joins hands.
That’s a powerful headgiver right there.

She’s the gift that keeps giving. Happy fucking Friday, Tori Black.

Now… let the beating commence!!

Have I mentioned that I love Lela Star? Well, I love young Lela Star. So, let’s have her lead in us into the weekend again.

Older Lela, well, she’s still hot.

Admittedly, this video is a little cut up, and the guy is kind of gay, especially when he says things like, “You’re so fucking pretty.”

Really, dude?

Maybe I’m just bitter right now, because I’m not in Miami like I’m supposed to be!

I’m just going to hate beat now.