Okay this one is a little weird just because there is no sound.  But that’s okay, CrackaAss will help you out.  I like to call this…80’s meets horrible plot porno in japan.

The asian nurse in the middle…we’ll call her Meg (cause that’s real japanese) is the RN.  She’s going to teach the wannabe nurses how to revive a flacid penis.  The man lying on the bed has been in coma for the past 6 years.  The doctors have realized that if they don’t make this man cum that he’s going to die.

Luckily Meg has been trained in the art of “swallowsmallcock” which may be the only thing that can help this man.   So Meg begins the procedure.  She gets going, and you can’t really tell from the video, but this guys cock gets hard.  The blur kinda fucks that…but you can tell from how happy the other nurses are and how they begin to nod their heads.  So Megs going at and then all of a sudden she yells to a nurse “GIVE ME A RAG!” this dudes cum taste like shit.  Meg expected this since she’s been feeding him nothing but shitty hospital food through a tube…but still.  It’s a whole different ball game when it’s actually in your mouth.

So Meg feels good about herself.  She just saved a man’s life but sucking on some cock, and the world is a better place.  Dude’s still in a coma but hey…at least he got some.  The End

Watch the video for yourself

While I was in Berlin for Venus 10 last week, I came across some interesting gay lube. A cool new company called Starglide had come up with Organic, Dermatologist Tested, and very Edible Lube. There’s a huge range of flavors, but my favorite was the Prickelnde (Tingle) Cola. The Germans are odd. I love them.

A long line of gay men (and I: the hag) stood there and had the cola flavor squirted on the back of our hands. We all licked it at the same time. And you know what? It really fucking tastes like cola! I couldn’t help but think that this would be the perfect gay lube for a spur of the moment rim job.

Think about it: Cola flavored lube is perfect for times when you know you want to get to know him better without really having to get to know him.

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I’m on a twink kick. What can I say?

On my recent trip to Amsterdam, I ran into a producer named Ben Huller. He created the super cute porn site called PopBoys. This site offers exclusive gay teen video that’s a cross between japanimation, boy bands, and candy.

Yay for pop star boy candy. These young starlets will do anything to become a star. I only wish that they’d let the boys post hopeful mp3s (demos of them singing) on their profile page. That would be hilarious.

The models have incredible skills. Extreme blowjobs built for full shaft lovin’ is rad. These ladies are stuffed to pack in every inch ya got (plus some).

What kind of world are we living in where they can’t list this special training on their resume.

We’ve all been there, you had a rough day at work, you come home sit on the couch, and ask your girl to give your lil friend down there a little attention. “hey baby…will you suck my dick for a little bit?” And you get that reply of “Why don’t you suck your own dick!” Not really what you’re going for, and I know you would if you could. But it’s not possible right? Apparently it is, Check out this site of this guy who’s got galleries galore of him going down on himself. He also runs a a blog and there are some tips and tricks to make this childhood wet dream a reality.

Check out Self Fallatio

Superhead is getting all the press these days. Karrine Steffan has become the world’s most famous ho-bag in a few hours. Let me break down her lifeline for you. She was born, dad taught her how to suck dick, she went to school to suck more dick, she got in some music videos by sucking some dick, sucked and fucked famous dick, and now has her own porn called “Superhead”…where guess what she does? You guessed it, sucks some dick.

A friend of mine just sent me a link she found to most of Superhead. I went in thinking that it was just another crap porno, but after seeing this chick’s dick sucking skills I’m now a fan. So much of a fan I just burned a copy of this video for my girlfriend to take notes on. The dude in the video has to stop her a few times cause he’s about to cum and they haven’t even gotten to the fucking yet. She pulls out some kung fu twisting dick style sucking and I have to say just watching it made me want to cum on her face. Check it out and tell me what you think.

Here’s also what some other fine people think about Miss Superhead

Threesome…every guy dreams of it. For you that have had one, you know it’s your pride and joy story that you always tell at your poker game. I mean what guy wouldn’t want to watch two chicks make out, eat each other out, then both look up at you, one starts sucking your dick while the other plays with your balls, and then you fuck one as the other sticks her tongue down your throat. I mean I can’t really think of anything in that description that I would not do. And then after I did it…I’d tell every friend I had. Shit I’d tell every random person I walked by on the street.

The point is we all want it. But is there a way to one-up a threesome? Some people might say orgy with a bunch of chicks and just you, or maybe a gangbang. I mean everybody is different. But for me. The step up from a threesome would have to be a threesome with twins. I mean not only are you banging two hot chicks that look alike, but you’re making two sluts that are related make out and get each other off. I mean you become like this incest devil with the power to make family members do it. So I guess in turn you’re like a dirty old man. But whatever…YOU KNOW IT’S HOT! I mean they’re not your family. So fuck it.

I took the time…cause I’m so nice. To put together a little list of twins that I’d like to fuck. And just so happens they’re into that as you’ll see below. Have fun.

Milton Twins

Milton Twins Getting Fucked

Cali & Cherish

Cali Marie & Cherish get picked up and fucked

 Cali & Cherish looking a lot better

Cali Marie & Cherish suck and fuck

 Playboy’s Bernaola Twins

Carol & Darlene Bernaola Photoshoot

 Taylor Twins

Taylor Twins shake their ass in cheerleading outfits

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I also found a set of twins named Misha and Sasha. They also have british accents. You can’t beat that shit. Check out these Brit Bangers

Brit Banger twins Suck and Fuck
Misha & Sasha fuck stud outside

I missed last Wednesday’s Pornstar day, and for that I truly apologize. To make it up to you though. I have a prime choice of meat here for you. This week we honor the down under veteran, Jodie Moore , and the very new super hottie from the Lightspeed Clan, Mandy Lightspeed.

We’ll go ahead and start with the thunder from down under, Jodie Moore. Jodie is by far the craziest pornstar I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing naked. Her career is typical to most pornstars; started out as a stripper in Australia, moved into modeling, and before you knew it she was naked on screen with a cock in her mouth. The usual. The very Unusual part about Jodie Moore is the fact that in 2001 she decided that she was tired of getting stuck by the man. And that she was going to take a stand and stick it to the man for once. In 2001 she declared herself a candidate for political office. Early in the year she ran for local legislator in the Queensland state elections, then later on she ran in the Federal Elections for Australia’s equivalent of the U.S. Congress. She garnered 5% of the vote in these elections, and she’s quick to point out that that was more than the Oz version of the Republican Party! The next on her list is the Lord Mayor of Brisbane Australia, the Largest city in Australia and the biggest direct election in that country. She is also running the Senate in Australia in 2004.

I can guarantee that if you have 4 pictures of people to vote for. Bob, John, Derrick and super hot blonde pornstar, Jodie Moore , that you’ve already seen with a dick in her mouth. I’m voting for the cock sucker.

Now onto this hot young teen named Mandy Lightspeed. Mandy is a bit of a mystery. What is it with these young new pornstars that don’t want to tell anyone about themselves. Here’s what it says on her site: “Hi Guys! I’m Mandy Lightspeed and I hope you like my site!! I always thought I was just a regular, nice girl, but when I moved away for college, I discovered that nice girls could be naughty too J. I’m 5’7’’, blonde and have brown eyes. Most of the guys…and girls…I’ve fooled around with have said that my smile is what they like best…although every time they say that they were staring right at my perky boobs…hehe J. I was surfing the Internet a few months ago and saw an ad from Steve Lightspeed. The thought of getting naked on camera and getting a chance to fool around with the other Lightspeed Girls was just too good an opportunity to pass up! I was so happy when I got the news that I’d been chosen to be one of the new Lightspeed Girls! I hope you’ll love my pictures and videos as much as I’ve loved posing for them!!” Now I don’t know about you? But that sounds like the worst biography I’ve ever heard. I guess I just expect more than perky tits and a shaved pussy these days. Ah Well…at least she’s hot as fuck.

Veteran Jodi Moore vs Rookie Mandy Lightspeed who do you think would win in a chinese dildo throwing star match?

Jodie Moore:

vs

Mandy Lightspeed:

More Galleries of these sexy blonde pornstars:

Jodie Moore Sucking and Fucking
Jodie Moore Taking Two Cocks

Mandy Lightspeed’s First Lesbian Kiss
Mandy Lightspeed and friends

I had a random memory pop into my head today. Me and my dad were in his beat up brown truck on the way to school. He used to listen to Howard Stern every morning. And at the time I couldn’t stand Howard. He just came off so racist and mean to me. This certain day was interesting cause this one day he brought up a porn site called Blacks On Blondes. Now we didn’t even have a computer, but that site name was burned in my brain until that last bell rang. I packed up my books and ran faster than a naked man with 10 steaks hanging out of his ass who’s being chased by 50 starving ethiopians. I was heading to my friends house cause he had AOL. I got on his dial up connection and went straight to the site. The first thought through my head after the 10 minutes of loading was: Holy shit…is that thing real?

If you haven’t seen BlacksOnBlondes.com. I’ll give you the run down. Huge…and I do mean HUGE…Black cocks meet very small blonde women. Sometimes just one black cock. Sometimes a plethora of dark meat pounding any blonde orifices they can find. It was at this time that my porn love started. And it was all because of Howard Stern. He alone made my life so much better. And I’m always checking his radio and tv show to see if there’s any great porn that I’ve been missing out on.

Since that day I’ve found a ton of huge black cock sites that compare or are better than the original. And I’m posting some galleries of Big Lex. But the original will always be there for me. It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the crap porn I used to look at. That was before Howard opened my eyes.

Big Black Cocks and Small Blondes who Love Them

And a few more galleries cause I can’t get enough
Interracial Love
Interracial Love2
Interracial Love3
Interracial Love4

The Original Blacks On Blondes

Friday couldn’t cum soon enough this week. This week we’re thanking our good friends at bang bros. I mean they have always had the best quality of porn. Even when they got started with their first site BangBus. And not to mention they keep coming up with new stuff like: Busty Adventures, Ball Honeys, and Big Tits Round Asses. I mean they pride themselves on great jack off appeal. And when it’s time to bring my lil boy out of the pants. They are the first ones i think of. Well not them but the chicks they video. You know what I mean. Hope you enjoy some treats I picked out for you this week.

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