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POV Friday with Lexe Belle…

Alright, if I going to jack off to POV Friday, you should jack off to POV Friday!

And you thought I’d forget about you? NEVER!

Happy POV Friday, with Lexi Belle (fuck she’s hot).

The ending fucking rules…

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POV Friday with Daisy Marie…

You know how much I love Daisy Marie?

I love her so much I want to dip my chips in her juicy queso.

Let’s do another one…
I love her so much I want to cover Daisy’s chicken enchilada with my sour cream sauce.

Wait… one more!
I love her so much… I want to bury my camarones all up in her a la diabla… ALL UP IN IT!

Aye dios mother fucking Mio, Daisy Marie…

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Sasha Grey Fucks a Bear

And, honestly, why wouldn’t she fuck a bear? If you think about it, bears should have big cocks, right?

Honestly, never in my life have I been so jealous of a bear.

OK, that’s not true, I get jealous every time Pooh puts his hands in the honeypot (and, that’s not even a metaphor)…

Furries for Life!

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POV Friday with Penny Rain and Sandra Romain…

Ah shit, mother fuckers, we get a double team POV scene today.
Let me just say, there is no fucking chance I could last 16 minutes while getting head from these two chicks. Like, if I walk into a room with kittens being slaughter after someone punched me in the mouth repeatedly for 10 minutes, I’d still blow my load all over these ho’s in about 3 minutes.

Penny Flame is the perfect kind of crazy. You know, the kind that sucks dicks like it’s her last meal.
And, Sandra Romain, well, she loves the cock.

When you’re looking for your next girlfriend ask her one thing, “Do you love the cock?”

If she says, then she’s a keeper. You don’t have to ask if she’s crazy. Trust me, she is.
That’s wisdom, bitches.

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POV Friday with Madison Parker…

I’m beginning to love Friday’s, thanks to blowjobs.

But, I don’t have anything witty to say. I guess you should just beat off now.

(If LeBron comes on here and makes a decision, I’m going to be pissed.)

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POV Friday with Lela Star…

“Oh Lela you… are my blowjob Star…”

If I could sing as well as Lela Star gives head, I’d sound like a cross between Axel Rose and Celine Dion. Think about it.

Enjoy your last day before the holiday, bitches!

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USA Wins… So, Soccer Fucking Makes Sense

To celebrate the US victory, let’s get in on a little soccer fucking.

What the fuck are they even doing at the beginning? Pretty sure this dude is a tard.

Sonia gets sport fucked in the locker room, you beat off, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone but the Algerians.

In other news, Sonia is really fucking hot, and the cumshot is magical.

For more soccer porn, check us out 4 years ago HERE

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Cody Lane is Sloppy…

And I like it. Cody Lane is just filthy, but isn’t that what you want in a fuck?

She’s not the most fit girl, and really, she’s not the hottest chick you’ve ever seen.
But, when she starts fingerbanging herself it’s like when the ugly duckling becomes a swan.

Well, no, it’s nothing like that. It’s more like when the thick, kinda hot chick becomes a whore, which, in hindsight, isn’t that better?

I think so.

Plus, she sucks dick like a fuckin’ champ.

Check out MadThumbs for more fuckin’.

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POV Friday with Bree Olson…

It’s Friday, and you know what that means!! It’s POV time!

This week’s contestant on POV Friday is the blond sexpot from Texas, Bree Olson.

Bree sucks a mean dick. Mean dicks are different than nice or normal dicks. Mean dicks will punch you in the mouth.

I’d like to introduce Bree to my mean dick. We’d play a little game. It’d be called, Can I Last In Your Mouth For 10 Seconds?

I’d lose every fucking time.

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Daisy Marie Goes to Jail… and, Fucks

Daisy Marie might be my favorite Latina chick. And, like most Latin chicks, she ends up in jail. Have no fear, though, she still fucks in jail.
Luckily for us, this jail has a camera crew to record the action…

She was probably in the LA gang, Los locos.

If I recall correctly, Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!

(Yep, about 5 people got that. And, about 2 of them are about to IM me that they got that.)

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