We’re all big kids. I miss being in school and the hardest thing I had to do was pick out what color crayola I wanted to color the pig’s tail with. Well we can now we can all be a big perverted kids. Melcher Media has come up with a full on hardcore sex book with animated pop up sections. Check out this video and watch it in action. Then buy it for every one of your perverted friends for christmas.

Sex Pop Up Book

I recently took a sex class from non other than Nina Hartley. Yes, I even get a certificate for participating. Nina Hartley has always been a sexual icon for me, and it was amazing to hear her speak.

The class was held in San Francisco in the back room of Good Vibrations on Polk Street. Nina Hartley spoke to a class of about 20 horny couples…and me. I was probably the only girl in the room that was spunky enough to attend the class solo.

She had charts that broke down sexuality by gender, submission/domination, kink, monogomy/pollyamory, how long it takes you to orgasm, how many orgasms you can have in a night, how much sex you need to be happy, etc. It was really interesting to see it all mapped out so well. It made me realize that I’ve been choosing sexual partners that don’t have the large sex drive that I do. It was quite a wake up call for yours truly. Apparently, I have a “short trigger” and my multiple orgasms deserve a partner who’s “present.” Thanks for the sexpert advice, Nina!

I even tried to talk to Ms. Hartley during one of the breaks. I was so nervous that I kept asking if other people wanted to go before me. When she looked at me with those big eyes and asked how I was, I immediately turned it into a business conversation. lol I’m such a dork! Do you have any pornstars you feel that way about?

Today my biggest priorities are to buy Nina Hartley’s new book and to sign up for a new profile on AFF. Now that I have the tools for better orgasms, I want to find a sexually compatible (lesbo) fuck buddy! Ah, yes. This should be an interesting weekend. Details will cum later…

I really miss the real thing.  I mean being with girls with fake boobs is great.  They always look amazing, but sometimes you just want to be fucking a girl and watch her boobs flying everywhere…slapping herself in the face.  That’s just hot sometimes.  But with today’s times, the real boob is becoming like atari.  People have heard about it, but no ones ever actually seen or played with it before.  Well today I found a book called Big Book of Breasts which is over 400 pages of the real thing.  Nothing but hot real and not to mention big ole boobies.  It’s by Dina Hansan who has done some work with the biggest pervert photographer around…Mr Terry Richardson.  Anyway Check it out.

The Big Book of Breasts