It’s been such a good year for nakedness, rehab, and booze. Can you believe it’s just the beginning of March? I guess March Madness isn’t just for basketball anymore. There are two relatively large non-pornstar porn hub-bubs going on right now, and both you should keep your eyes out for. There is also one non-pornstar porn out, that you need to beat to right now! See, Pornzio looks out for you. Not only do we keep you beating, we keep you informed. Informed, I SAY!

It’s with sad news that I report Antonella Barba was voted off American Idol last night. I tuned in, so you wouldn’t have to, and to that I say, “You’re welcome.” Once again, America got it wrong. Seriously, the reason that hot chicks get voted off and idiots win is because the perverts (you and I) aren’t voting, and the soccer moms are. If you want a reason for Taylor Hicks winning last year, and Katherine McPhee losing, then look at yourself. Sure, I won’t get to pull it during her 2 minutes of horrendous singing, but I might now get to pull it to her videos. Yes, both Girls Gone Wild and Sugarland DVD have extended Antonella spokesperson contracts, both around the $500,000 range. Hopefully, Antonella will realize that the country has already seen her naked, and she’ll need the money. Here’s hoping she’ll step it up. Click her pooping to read more.

In other news, it appears as if the Kim Kardashian sex tape will be released by Vivid Entertainment, and welcomed by me. Kim’s lawyers tried to sue, but Vivid doesn’t give a shit. Here’s the quote from Steven Hirsch co-chairman of Vivid, “I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn’t even come close to reaching an agreement. We will now immediately move forward with the release. We still remain open to any further discussion with Kim as we would like her to benefit from sales of the DVD.” I’m not sure of the release date yet, but previews will be up next week on kimksuperstar.com next week. Basically, I
WIN! Click her hotness to read more.

Lastly, Kelley Hazell has a sex tape. If you haven’t seen it yet, where have you been? I am thoroughly disappointed in you. Step it up. She has boobs like no body’s business. I am not even sure how she became famous, or what she’s famous for. Her boobs are reason enough for me. Click her sex and sign up to skinvideo.com to watch the full length tape!

Natalie Sparks is hot. Let’s say Jennifer Garner and I had a baby, it would look like Natalie Sparks. I’m not even sure what that means, but it’s true. I first came across Natalie I was, well, masturbating, and her big brown eyes were all I needed. She has big, precious boobies and that’s important. I like outfits on my ladies, and Natalie has many. She’s a 20-year-old hottie, that is fairly new to the naked game. She looks to have a D cup, but I would need to touch them to be sure. I would probably use Natalie’s boobies as punching bags, and she’d like it. Chicks dig that shit, right? She has some webcam shows where she does things like fingerbang herself. I love some watching chicks fingerbang themselves. I like it almost as much as I like saying fingerbang. But wait… there’s more. Natalie has a special little sister, Nicole Sparks. OK, so I am not positive they are sisters, but they are both hot and they have the same last name. So, check them out, and just beat it. Oh… here’s their myspace, so you know.. Natalie and Nicole. Thank God for myspace!

I have got to find the planet that Katie lives on. Is there a ship that takes me there? Can I drive there? Do I need a passport to get there? What ever it takes, I will be willing to do it, because I have got to fuck Planet Katie. It doesn’t matter what she does or wears, because she is so damn hot. I like to think of her as every man’s dream or at the very least, my dream. She can be blond, brunette, an office slut, a schoolgirl whore, a sexy nurse, just wearing a skirt and thong, or jeans and a tee shirt, and it doesn’t fuckin’ matter. She’s like a sexy chameleon. I’m usually not one to want to fuck reptiles, with the exception of when I saw Mario Bros. the movie, but I don’t mind what Katie is doing… ever. Wait… yeah, remember Mario Bros. the movie? Well there was one chick in Dinohattan that was so damn hot. I wanted to fuck her until she shed her lizard skin. Yes, I was in the 6th grade when it came out, but I was an early bloomer. I thought I should clear that up for you. Anyhow, I present you with the hotness known as Planet Katie. She’s special, and you should beat to her. I’m going to do that……… now.

As you already know Flickr is just the land of free porn. I mean if you can jack off to a still picture that is. Me I’m a video guy myself so I stick to the cocks flying in chick’s mouths and cum flying all over their faces. But like I said if you like the pics flickr is your spot. Today I came across a user by the name of Cool Cat and his photos are fucking hot as hell. I want to hang out where he’s at. His favorites that he’s collected are pretty fucking hot too.

Check em out. Cool Cat’s Photos - Cool Cat’s Favorites

Normally this photo is weird or disgusting…but today it’s just perfect. I mean I could just stare at this all day, and will continue to stare until I go home and jack off to it.

Benny Benassi is a bad ass. For those of you who don’t know who he is the brilliant mind behind the music and the video that I’ve jacked off to more times than my Love Me Long Time dvd. The first video was called Satisfaction and you can check it out here. It’s still hot as hell. His new creation is called Who’s Your Daddy. The great thing about this music is that it’s not just great to watch, but it’s great music to fuck your girl’s brains out to. Check it out and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

A lot of my friends are jealous that I work in porn. I mean what young male wouldn’t want to look at chicks sucking dick and pornstars cumming all over other pornstars everyday? It’s not a bad life. And it’s a lot easier for me to keep up with who’s hot in the cum in my mouth industry. So I decided I’d put together a Who’s Hot in the Porn Industry post. Just to help the peeps out that don’t get to read porn news everyday and see all the new porn sites and stars that are out there. Here’s a quick list of some super hot pornstars.

Kate’s Playground

Next Door Nikki

 Jesse Jane

 Ginger Jolie

 Alison Angel

 Lia 19

 Rachel Aziani

 Amanda Lexx

 Dream Kelly

 Linsey Dawn McKenzie

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Some more hot pornstars…but I was tired of cropping photos…sorry.

Raven Riley
Melissa Midwest
Terry Lightspeed
Krystal Steal

I had a random memory pop into my head today. Me and my dad were in his beat up brown truck on the way to school. He used to listen to Howard Stern every morning. And at the time I couldn’t stand Howard. He just came off so racist and mean to me. This certain day was interesting cause this one day he brought up a porn site called Blacks On Blondes. Now we didn’t even have a computer, but that site name was burned in my brain until that last bell rang. I packed up my books and ran faster than a naked man with 10 steaks hanging out of his ass who’s being chased by 50 starving ethiopians. I was heading to my friends house cause he had AOL. I got on his dial up connection and went straight to the site. The first thought through my head after the 10 minutes of loading was: Holy shit…is that thing real?

If you haven’t seen BlacksOnBlondes.com. I’ll give you the run down. Huge…and I do mean HUGE…Black cocks meet very small blonde women. Sometimes just one black cock. Sometimes a plethora of dark meat pounding any blonde orifices they can find. It was at this time that my porn love started. And it was all because of Howard Stern. He alone made my life so much better. And I’m always checking his radio and tv show to see if there’s any great porn that I’ve been missing out on.

Since that day I’ve found a ton of huge black cock sites that compare or are better than the original. And I’m posting some galleries of Big Lex. But the original will always be there for me. It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the crap porn I used to look at. That was before Howard opened my eyes.

Big Black Cocks and Small Blondes who Love Them

And a few more galleries cause I can’t get enough
Interracial Love
Interracial Love2
Interracial Love3
Interracial Love4

The Original Blacks On Blondes

How hungry are you today. I love fleshbot. They find some of the craziest porn out there. And since I look at way too much as it is. It’s good to have the help. Thanks pervs. I love ya. Anyway today they found a very interesting gay blog, Butts for Breakfast. Which features ummmmm……….Butts. So if you’re hungry. Have a bite.

Here’s what fleshbot had to say about the site:
Another day, another blog devoted to random, gratuitous body parts: Butts for Breakfast is a newish site whose sole mission is providing you with two scoops of lusciousness to start your day. The pervy webmaster describes himself as “a twenty-six year old boy trapped inside the body of a forty-six year old man” … which is probably an accurate description of most porn auteurs, give or take a decade. At the risk of sounding clichéd (or, worse, “so last century”), there’s nothing half-assed about his work. -RM

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