I think we underrate how awesome living today is. I mean, I’ve showed you guys some of my favorite porn TwitPics, which are awesome. Today I wanted to share with y’all some of my favorite mobile porn sites. Seriously, how awesome is our life?

There’s nothing sweeter than sneaking off into the bathroom while at your memaw’s place and beating off into her kitten towels. Well, fine, there are a lot of things better than that. In fact, dude, that’s kind of weird that you’re cleaning it with your memaw’s kitten towels. Maybe you should use a kleenex or something?

Brazzers Mobile – Endless videos to jerk it to. Brazzers will have you beatin’ for years. You can get access to over 25 sites with Brazzers Mobile. Hit up BrazzersMobile.com.

Skin Video – Become a member and get shittons of videos, photos, vods and, really, anything you can possibly beat to. Just go to SkinVideo.com/iphone

Bang Bros – Effin’ hot chicks getting fucked. Done and Done. Check out Mobile.BangBrosNetwork.com

Pornzio Mobile – Of course, if you’re looking for solid mobile content, head over to Pornzio.com on your phone, the best porn mobile search around. (Pornzio.com/blog, if you actually want to access the blog)

And, because this is all a little too informative… here’s Shyla Jennings!!

If there’s two things I love, it’s basketball and fuckin’. So, it really only makes sense that we’d marry the two on Final Four day.

I think the folks at Brazzer’s may have played ball in their time, cause, damn, they got a lot bball porn. Watch the video above for some of the most amazing acting I’ve seen in a long time. Think Hoosiers crossed with Fuckin’ Big Titties 8. Classic story of the underdog with big ol’ tits making the game winning shot, which inevitably leads to her getting pounded in every hole, and getting Bones Malone’s NBA Finals basketball.

This is what March Madness is made of. (Also, from here on out, I’d like to be called Bones Malone.)