My friends at SexyBattleBoard just sent me links to these topless Britney shots. She really does love to show off her naughty bits in public. Remember the vag pics?

Aren’t the flowers a nice touch? A kinder, gentler, Britney Spears. It almost makes you forget about the angry bald britney holding an umbrella. Almost!

The timing for these photos to be leaked couldn’t have been at a better moment. She’s just now getting back on stage at the House of Blues. Nice. Way to go Britney! We’re always cheering for you.

Have I mentioned lately how much I love stolen sex tapes? I do. I live for celebrity sex scandals. And this Britney/K-Fed/Honeymoon sex video (that was pre-weight gain) has me in a tizzy. Like a lot of surfers, I’ve been doing my regular search on user posted video sites for the Britney tape. Nada.

The minute I have a clip of it, and determine that it’s not fake, I’ll post it here. Bookmark us so that you don’t miss out.

My prediction is that Britney will follow the road paved by other female celebrities involved with sex scandal before her. She’ll weigh licensing the sex tape with Kevin Federline over paying him more in the divorce settlement…and choose porn. Then she’ll make money on the dl and deny it to the public. Hell, Britney will probably cry on tv about the whole experience and tell her fans that she never knew about the tape or the celebrity sites who sell it. Britney’s next album will get a boost from the extra press. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!

So you see, everyone wins with a juicy celebrity sex scandal. …porn site producers, celebrities, the stupid boyfriend, and the public. I love you Britney! Please let us see your honeymoon sex tape!

I know most of you can’t stand her, think she’s a redneck, or just think walking barefoot in a gas station bathroom is too much for you to handle. But for some reason I’ve always been attracted to her. Maybe it’s the fact that she doesn’t care about that stuff, that gets the idea in my head that she would just be amazing in bed. Total pornstar begging you to cum on her face. Can’t you just picture her on her knees begging as she chomps on some flaming hot cheetos? MMMMMM I know I can. Not to mention she’s in Oprah status for money. Can you honestly say you wouldn’t fuck her or Oprah just to get a lil dough? Shit, I’d fuck Bill Gates for some of that cash. Anyway, Britney has posed naked, belly all hangin out, in this months Bizaar Magazine. And I have to say she looks fucking hot. I’m not normally into preggos but I’d fuck a pregnant Brit. Somebodies gotta do it.

Check out Britney Spears Nude Pregnant Pictures and if you’re into that slutty preggo check out Knocked Up Nelly. (Via Fleshbot)