Mornin’ to you, sirs. Hope you’re all feelin’ jolly good today.
I was watching videos of a few birds squirting all over their knickers, when I ran across Wild Anna. Blimey, I nearly spit out my bloody tea and biscuits all over over the yard when I spotted this
Bloody hell! She’s fucking fit, isn’t she?
I can’t believe I haven’t seen this girl give herself a proper fuck.
I know, posting Met Art girls is boring and dumb, but I literally cannot stop beating to this chick. I don’t know what it is about Loreen A that drives my dick so crazy, but damn she’s hot.
My dick is like a zombie when I see Loreen A. It knows what it wants, it will do anything to get it, and the only way to stop it is to cut of its head.
I seriously want to mail order the shit out of Loreen A.
And I like it. Cody Lane is just filthy, but isn’t that what you want in a fuck?
She’s not the most fit girl, and really, she’s not the hottest chick you’ve ever seen.
But, when she starts fingerbanging herself it’s like when the ugly duckling becomes a swan.
Well, no, it’s nothing like that. It’s more like when the thick, kinda hot chick becomes a whore, which, in hindsight, isn’t that better?
Sorry I’ve been gone so long, friends, but my eyes were seeing the Promise Land. Yes, that’s correct, I saw Sunny Leone and Little Lupe touching each other while wet in a pool.
It’s been about 3 days since, and I’m still rocking a gigantagor boner!
It’s about time these two sexy panthers got together for my benefit.
Thanks, XBiz and FUBAR (I did not do a good job of avoiding terrible photos of myself, bastards)… Now I’m off to beat it!
What the fuck does Sexy Asian Yum Yums mean? Hell if I know, but I like it.
Charmane Star is ridicuhot. I want to stick my crab so far up her wonton that cream cheese pours out. That’s how hot she is!
Wait, how hot is Charmane Star? She’s so hot I’d let her punch me in the asshole just so I could fuck her. That’s how hot she is!
Wait… wait… how hot is Charmane Star? I’d fuck her little Asian grandma just to tell my friends that I fuck the woman who gave birth to the woman who gave birth to Charmane Star. Yes! That’s how hot she is!
As I mentioned, while in Phoenix, Talia Shepard floored me every time I saw her. Never a shy person, I couldn’t even bring myself to say hello, you are awesome.
So who is that amazing chick, that was also a Twisty’s Treat of the Month?
Well, she’s from Texas, lives in Arizona has some real/amazing tattys and she sure plays a mean dodgeball.
Do you like bisexual amateurs? I talk about Tatum Reed a lot on Pornzio because she’s artsy, smart, runs her own site, enjoys listening to electroclash while she’s rimming girls, AND is super sexy. Clearly, I’m mildly obsessed with her va-jay-jay.
She sent me another video today of a hot brunette she met in LA while she was walking her dog. Click here to download this lesbian amateur video.
Every week I try to bring you guys the hottest girl on the internet, and I’m pretty proud of how well I do it. I mean, I beat to my own post. Actually, when writing, if I don’t beat to it, then I’m not going to post it. I wouldn’t want to do you that disservice. We’re here to keep you whacking. Well, on most days, that is. All is relatively slow in the hot girl world today. I haven’t seen many new chicks that I should alert you about, so instead, I’m bringing you some ugly ones. Why? Think of it as training. We can’t all go home with the hottest chicks, so you have to prepare for the ugly ones. I don’t want you get the wrong idea here. I’m not giving you atrociously horrendous chicks. Wouldn’t that be fucked up? (and kind of funny for me) No, I’m bringing you chicks that are like, “Damn, you’re ugly. You shouldn’t be ugly, though. Why are you ugly? It doesn’t make sense. Here, let me beat to you and see if you’re ugly. Yep, you’re ugly, but I’d fuck you.” I’ve actually had this happen many times in life. With that said, enjoy the ugos.
When you’ve had enough of the ugos, go here, here and here. Remember: God don’t like ugly.
I have found the love of my life. Her name is Bailey, and she sits in her room and gets naked. You can find her on Bailey’sRoom.com. Why do I love her so much? She doesn’t take herself too seriously. Is she getting naked for money? Yes, but she sticks her tongue out, crosses her eyes, and has such a sweet ass that it’s OK with me. I also love the little moles on her left tit. I’m not gonna lie, I’d nibble on them. It’s so fucking cute. She’s half Asian and half, um, hot? Poor Bailey was home schooled and was always the “new girl”. It’s kind of strange how she can be both home schooled and the new girl, but I’m not asking questions as long as she stays in her room and gets naked. She started her site to make money for college, because college is expensive. I am going to go out of my way to make sure she gets the best education a girl can get. Just not good enough to make her keep her clothes on. As always, here is her myspace, though it doesn’t appear to be real, and will probably be gone in a week.
