I promised myself this wouldn’t happen again. Yep, I swore there was no way I’d fall in love with another non nude model.

I mean, it just didn’t make sense. The internet was filled with amazingly hot girls happily willing to toss their clothes aside and show us their boobies. Most were even willing to do dirty things with girls… and the special few, well, you know…

So that was it. I was swearing off NN girls completely.

At least, that was until Linds Roxx showed up on my screen. Honestly, I’m not even sure how it happened. It just… happened. And really quickly. Next thing I know I’ve seen every photo the internet will allow, and I’ve even read her blogs. Trust me, you probably don’t want to take that path.

But dear god people, I think I’m in love. Nay, I know I’m in love.

After who knows how many sets later, I went and got a haircut. I don’t know why, I just thought I needed to look better.

Linds Roxx has changed my life to the point where I’m actually considering becoming a member of her site. Can you believe it?! I can’t explain it.

I need to pray.

Find more of Linds Roxx on her site, because, well, she needs the money. Meanwhile, I’ll be walking aimlessly around Texas searching for this amazing girl.

What a great time for solo girls, huh? Either they keep getting younger and hotter, or I’m getting better at finding them.

Let’s look at the recent discoveries of incredible hotness – XOEve, Little Caprice, Amia Moretti, Karla Spice (she counts), and now Bailey Knox.

Bailey Knox likes to take photos with her nipple covered. She seems fairly new to all of this, so I guess we can forgive her. I guess I can still beat to her. I guess you can all still enjoy hot ridiculously hot she is.

Because… damn… she’s ridiculously hot. I want to introduce Bailey to my mother.

Cinco De Mayo is like my Christmas… All the little Mexican girls come out ready to get sauced and make sexual enchiladas with their vaginas.

I’d love to put my steak fajita meat in Rachel Milan’s tortilla and cover that shit in salsa.

She makes me want to be a better person. I should introduce her to my tamale lady.

Check out more of this ridiculously hot chick HERE and HERE

I’m pretty sure Melanie Rios was fucked by Charlie Sheen recently.

However, I think most pornstars were fucked by Charlie Sheen.

Melanie is a spicy little Latina’s, and you all know how much I love spicy little Latina’s.

Now, let’s all grab our dicks and get to beatin!

And to keep beating… go here, here and here.

I don’t fall in love with porn chicks every day (yes you do). It takes a special lady to get my attention. (no it doesn’t).
It’s not often that I’m running through my RSS feed, and suddenly I find myself with a boner (dude, happens at least 5 times a day).
Ok, fine, parentheses! Yes, I fall in love with a pornstar every day. And, yes, it happens multiple times a day. And, of course each results in a boner.

But Kimberly Kato is damned hot, and really, isn’t that what we’re here for? Geez…

Check out more of her hotness here here and here.

You know what I like about Veronique Vega? Every fucking thing about her.

Fucking look at her! She’s the chick in school that looked innocent, till you guys had to stay late working on a project, then next you know she’s got your cock shoved all the way down her mouth. And, let’s be honest, that wasn’t much of a feat, was it?

What is it about tiny brunette’s that drives me fucking crazy? I don’t know, but I need to stop typing with two, and start beating.

Happy Friday, bitches.

Mornin’ to you, sirs. Hope you’re all feelin’ jolly good today.

I was watching videos of a few birds squirting all over their knickers, when I ran across Wild Anna. Blimey, I nearly spit out my bloody tea and biscuits all over over the yard when I spotted this

Bloody hell! She’s fucking fit, isn’t she?

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this girl give herself a proper fuck.

Christ, I think I found a new love.

(And, if you can’t tell, she’s British)

I know, posting Met Art girls is boring and dumb, but I literally cannot stop beating to this chick. I don’t know what it is about Loreen A that drives my dick so crazy, but damn she’s hot.

My dick is like a zombie when I see Loreen A. It knows what it wants, it will do anything to get it, and the only way to stop it is to cut of its head.

I seriously want to mail order the shit out of Loreen A.

To celebrate the US victory, let’s get in on a little soccer fucking.

What the fuck are they even doing at the beginning? Pretty sure this dude is a tard.

Sonia gets sport fucked in the locker room, you beat off, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone but the Algerians.

In other news, Sonia is really fucking hot, and the cumshot is magical.

For more soccer porn, check us out 4 years ago HERE