It’s been such a good year for nakedness, rehab, and booze. Can you believe it’s just the beginning of March? I guess March Madness isn’t just for basketball anymore. There are two relatively large non-pornstar porn hub-bubs going on right now, and both you should keep your eyes out for. There is also one non-pornstar porn out, that you need to beat to right now! See, Pornzio looks out for you. Not only do we keep you beating, we keep you informed. Informed, I SAY!

It’s with sad news that I report Antonella Barba was voted off American Idol last night. I tuned in, so you wouldn’t have to, and to that I say, “You’re welcome.” Once again, America got it wrong. Seriously, the reason that hot chicks get voted off and idiots win is because the perverts (you and I) aren’t voting, and the soccer moms are. If you want a reason for Taylor Hicks winning last year, and Katherine McPhee losing, then look at yourself. Sure, I won’t get to pull it during her 2 minutes of horrendous singing, but I might now get to pull it to her videos. Yes, both Girls Gone Wild and Sugarland DVD have extended Antonella spokesperson contracts, both around the $500,000 range. Hopefully, Antonella will realize that the country has already seen her naked, and she’ll need the money. Here’s hoping she’ll step it up. Click her pooping to read more.

In other news, it appears as if the Kim Kardashian sex tape will be released by Vivid Entertainment, and welcomed by me. Kim’s lawyers tried to sue, but Vivid doesn’t give a shit. Here’s the quote from Steven Hirsch co-chairman of Vivid, “I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn’t even come close to reaching an agreement. We will now immediately move forward with the release. We still remain open to any further discussion with Kim as we would like her to benefit from sales of the DVD.” I’m not sure of the release date yet, but previews will be up next week on kimksuperstar.com next week. Basically, I
WIN! Click her hotness to read more.

Lastly, Kelley Hazell has a sex tape. If you haven’t seen it yet, where have you been? I am thoroughly disappointed in you. Step it up. She has boobs like no body’s business. I am not even sure how she became famous, or what she’s famous for. Her boobs are reason enough for me. Click her sex and sign up to skinvideo.com to watch the full length tape!

I was going through XBIZ World Magazine and saw an attractive adult model sporting a flirt4free tank top on page 136. If you look closely, you’ll see that it’s Jenny Lee from Beauty & The Geek. This photo was taken at the Video Secrets Anniversary party at the Playboy Mansion. If you’re a fan of this show, please help me confirm if this is in fact the same girl.

At least Megan Hauserman (another Beauty & The Geek contestant) was honest about her work for Playboy. Every time her name popped up, you’d see “Playboy Model” underneath. Hell, it’s something to be proud of. I love her for it!

I just think it’s strange to hide adult modeling if you’re going to agree to be on a mainstream reality tv show. Own up to what you do. Be proud of what you do! After I saw her pic in XBIZ, I also saw Jenny Lee on MTV’s show NEXT. If she’s not a wannabe pornstar, she’s at least a reality tv whore.

William Shatner has been in the media for quite some time now. If it isn’t auctioning off his kidney stone, rapping in a priceline commercial, or just being roasted on comedy central he’s always around. The star trek captain has done it all. And now seems to be dabbling in the porn industry. To add to his huge book of things he’s good at…he is a bit of a photographer these days. Apparently he’s so good that playboy has asked him to shoot Miss May 1998, Deanna Brooks. The photo are pretty good and show off her big round ass, but I like the photos of Shat shooting. He’s all up in her boobage getting that perfect shot.

William Shatner’s Playboy Photos of Deanna Brooks

I love that right after the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA scandal, Miss Nevada (Katie Rees) pulled down her pants in public and started making out with chicks. Is it a popular way of getting 15 min of celeb status now? If so, I’m all for it. It makes me want to be her PR rep so that I can let her run wild.

Dear Miss Nevada: Don’t worry about those haters, cutie. Submit your photos to ThongsDaily right now and feel proud of that ass! Fuck these unsupportive mother fuckers. Do Playboy and get real money. Your Friend, LesboDojo

The idea that Eva and Beyonce were going to finger fuck in a Sofia Coppola adaption of Tipping The Velvet had me all juicy and ready to go. Beyonce would look so fucking hot strapping it on for Eva Longoria. Mamamia!

Unfortunately, these luscious stars have revealed this week that they are not performing scissor sex in the Victorian drama. Damnit! Why are female stars so worried about being cast as a lesbian in a feature film? The reality is that it would probably help their career. Lots of female actresses have gone gay for pay and reaped the benefits therein. There’s not as much stigma with taking on a lesbian role.

You might ask, “is there an upside to this upset?” Yes! I’m finding lots of user posted celeb fakes of Eva and Beyonce getting it on. Too funny. Check out all the celeb fakes here.

Have I mentioned lately how much I love stolen sex tapes? I do. I live for celebrity sex scandals. And this Britney/K-Fed/Honeymoon sex video (that was pre-weight gain) has me in a tizzy. Like a lot of surfers, I’ve been doing my regular search on user posted video sites for the Britney tape. Nada.

The minute I have a clip of it, and determine that it’s not fake, I’ll post it here. Bookmark us so that you don’t miss out.

My prediction is that Britney will follow the road paved by other female celebrities involved with sex scandal before her. She’ll weigh licensing the sex tape with Kevin Federline over paying him more in the divorce settlement…and choose porn. Then she’ll make money on the dl and deny it to the public. Hell, Britney will probably cry on tv about the whole experience and tell her fans that she never knew about the tape or the celebrity sites who sell it. Britney’s next album will get a boost from the extra press. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!

So you see, everyone wins with a juicy celebrity sex scandal. …porn site producers, celebrities, the stupid boyfriend, and the public. I love you Britney! Please let us see your honeymoon sex tape!

I just saw this photo over at Boobie Blog and had to post it on here. It just makes me happy in a weird perverted way. I felt that the photo wasn’t enough though so I did a search for Donald Duck porn and was a little freaked out to find a Hairy Pussy Cutie rubbing on ole Donald. There was also a really fucking weird photo of Donald shooting his own load into his own mouth. I’ll stop there cause that’s just weird.