Wednesday 11.15.06
The idea that Eva and Beyonce were going to finger fuck in a Sofia Coppola adaption of Tipping The Velvet had me all juicy and ready to go. Beyonce would look so fucking hot strapping it on for Eva Longoria. Mamamia!
Unfortunately, these luscious stars have revealed this week that they are not performing scissor sex in the Victorian drama. Damnit! Why are female stars so worried about being cast as a lesbian in a feature film? The reality is that it would probably help their career. Lots of female actresses have gone gay for pay and reaped the benefits therein. There’s not as much stigma with taking on a lesbian role.
You might ask, “is there an upside to this upset?” Yes! I’m finding lots of user posted celeb fakes of Eva and Beyonce getting it on. Too funny. Check out all the celeb fakes here.
Tuesday 11.14.06
Have I mentioned lately how much I love stolen sex tapes? I do. I live for celebrity sex scandals. And this Britney/K-Fed/Honeymoon sex video (that was pre-weight gain) has me in a tizzy. Like a lot of surfers, I’ve been doing my regular search on user posted video sites for the Britney tape. Nada.
The minute I have a clip of it, and determine that it’s not fake, I’ll post it here. Bookmark us so that you don’t miss out.
My prediction is that Britney will follow the road paved by other female celebrities involved with sex scandal before her. She’ll weigh licensing the sex tape with Kevin Federline over paying him more in the divorce settlement…and choose porn. Then she’ll make money on the dl and deny it to the public. Hell, Britney will probably cry on tv about the whole experience and tell her fans that she never knew about the tape or the celebrity sites who sell it. Britney’s next album will get a boost from the extra press. Look what it did for Paris Hilton!
So you see, everyone wins with a juicy celebrity sex scandal. …porn site producers, celebrities, the stupid boyfriend, and the public. I love you Britney! Please let us see your honeymoon sex tape!
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Wednesday 10.25.06
I LIKE NAKED SLUTS. You know this, I shouldn’t have to say it. But once every 6 full moons a beauty comes out of the darkness that doesn’t even have to be a slut. She’s so beautiful that just looking at her makes me want to shoot a load all over the screen. I’ve thought that Sarah Shahi was gorgeous from the first time I saw her in Boston Public. She’s now a major role in the L word series where she plays a sexy dj named Carmen. Oh and she’s from texas. Good things just come from the south. Speaking of the south, Sarah used to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader back in 1999. This site has a good amount of Sarah Shahi photos. This one is my favorite.
Monday 10.09.06
You may have remembered that I’m a big fan of the Bob Barker. Well today I found a video on Fucd.com that made me like him even more. It’s amazing how many big bouncing tittied ladies get picked on his show. You have to wonder how many backstage blowjobs he’s gotten in his career. Him and Hef might be able to compare notches. Anyway check out this video of price is right contestants with big bouncing titties running down the aisle. Good stuff.
Friday 10.06.06
Check out this issue of Flaunt Magazine to see the hottest S&Mesque photoshoot with none other than Scarlette Johansson and Dita von Teese. [O'RLY? YaRLY!] Scarlette is so hot as a lesbo top.
Who am I kidding? She’d be a hot sub, too.
Thanks to PopSugar to for the tip! We love you long time. xoxo
Friday 09.22.06
If you don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy you’re a retard. I know you’re probably sick of the doctor shows and so am I, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to watch the only show that has super hot female doctors. I mean most of my dreams I’m thinking about while I’m jacking off are about the girls from Grey’s Anatomy. Today it’s all about Katherine Heigl who plays Izzy. Just her character is hot. She was a lingerie model to put herself through school and is now a doctor. So she’s smokin hot and super smart. I love it. She has her own website that shows off her assets, but she needs to fire her designer cause he put up the ugliest photo of her as a main attraction. Regardless she has hot photos in Maxim and FHM. There are plenty more but those are just a couple of my favorites. She would definately be on my list of celebrities I’m allowed to fuck. Thanks Kineda
Wednesday 09.20.06
As I was paging through XXL today, I came across this smokin Video Hoe. Video Hoes are those bionic babes that drop it like it’s hot in rap music videos. This reminds me of of something the great Snoop Dogg said, “without hoes life would be fucked up.”
So true. God bless all the Video Hoes.
This particular video hoe is named Erica. She’s was featured in Big Boi’s “Kryptonite (I’m on It),” Juvenile’s “Rodeo,” Bubba Sparxxx’s “Ms. New Booty” and Biggie’s “Spit Your Game.” 34C-24-38, goddamnit. That body is no joke.
Then there’s the ultra-fly ebony model slash Video Hoe La’Shontae Heckard…
La’Shontae is in Fat Joe & Nelly’s “Get it Poppin,” Dru Hill’s “I Should Be,” Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey’s “Give It To Me,” 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop,” Ludacris & DTP’s “Growing Pains RMX” Gucci Mane Feat. Young Jeazy’s “So Icy,” and Kanye West’s “Golddigger.” She’s clearly made a career out of being the hot chick in videos.
I really hope the next step for these chicks is porn. Is that so wrong? The music they could license for the adult videos would be hot. Ladies, let me be your manager…
Monday 09.18.06
Since I started my day looking at asian porn, I figured I’d just keep that energy flowing. So I found over at Asian Sirens that Yunjin Kim, the asian from lost, is on the cover of Stuff Magazine. All I can really say is FINALLY! I mean the girl is hot, but on the show she’s always wearing jeans and fucking button up shirt. I mean you’re on an island. Lose the clothes and fucking show me some skin. Anyway she finally did somewhere at least. Check out the photos.
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Monday 09.11.06
Today is the birthday of one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Brooke Burke was born as the fourth of seven children in Hartford, Connecticut to Donna and George Burke, and was raised in Tucson, Arizona. She is of Jewish heritage on her mother’s side and was raised in the Jewish religion,[1] and also has Irish, French and Portuguese ancestry. Her parents divorced and her mother re-married Armen Hatounian. She studied broadcast journalism at UCLA, but was signed to top modeling agencies, including the renowned Ford Models Agency, and subsequently appeared in prominent television commercials for Bally Fitness clubs, Coca-Cola, and Discover Card.
Somehow this goddess has had 2 kids and dealt with modeling and tv stardom. Somehow she continues to be one of the hottest women on the planet. Now if she could just start doing porn my life could be complete. My wife better look that good after 2 kids or I’m gonna have to find a Celebrity to be with.
