Monday 09.11.06
Today is the birthday of one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Brooke Burke was born as the fourth of seven children in Hartford, Connecticut to Donna and George Burke, and was raised in Tucson, Arizona. She is of Jewish heritage on her mother’s side and was raised in the Jewish religion,[1] and also has Irish, French and Portuguese ancestry. Her parents divorced and her mother re-married Armen Hatounian. She studied broadcast journalism at UCLA, but was signed to top modeling agencies, including the renowned Ford Models Agency, and subsequently appeared in prominent television commercials for Bally Fitness clubs, Coca-Cola, and Discover Card.
Somehow this goddess has had 2 kids and dealt with modeling and tv stardom. Somehow she continues to be one of the hottest women on the planet. Now if she could just start doing porn my life could be complete. My wife better look that good after 2 kids or I’m gonna have to find a Celebrity to be with.
Friday 09.08.06
That song comes into my head every time I chat with Tim (right) & Roma (left). Love me through it, okay?
This clever gay duo will keep you laughing between lube runs. Their commentary is fresh and they have all the hottest gay pornstars over to play. Episodes from the Tim & Roma talk show can be found on Tim & Roma’s blog and NakedSword. Be sure to swallow first, though. I don’t want you to spit out your ____.
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Wednesday 06.28.06
I know most of you can’t stand her, think she’s a redneck, or just think walking barefoot in a gas station bathroom is too much for you to handle. But for some reason I’ve always been attracted to her. Maybe it’s the fact that she doesn’t care about that stuff, that gets the idea in my head that she would just be amazing in bed. Total pornstar begging you to cum on her face. Can’t you just picture her on her knees begging as she chomps on some flaming hot cheetos? MMMMMM I know I can. Not to mention she’s in Oprah status for money. Can you honestly say you wouldn’t fuck her or Oprah just to get a lil dough? Shit, I’d fuck Bill Gates for some of that cash. Anyway, Britney has posed naked, belly all hangin out, in this months Bizaar Magazine. And I have to say she looks fucking hot. I’m not normally into preggos but I’d fuck a pregnant Brit. Somebodies gotta do it.
Check out Britney Spears Nude Pregnant Pictures and if you’re into that slutty preggo check out Knocked Up Nelly. (Via Fleshbot)
Monday 06.05.06
Now I’ve been jacking off to the Price is Right models since I can remember, but it seems as though they’ve reached an epic pornstar, I want to fuck you in the asshole and cum on your face, level of hotness. Or is it just me? Check out the Official Price is Right Model site. I don’t actually know if it’s the official, but I’ll definately make it my one stop shop for Plinko Models. via Fleshbot
Thursday 05.04.06
If you haven’t found You Tube yet then “I’m sorry” cause it’s one of the biggest places to find free video porn. Especially if you’re into the amateur stuff like cam girls. I mean obviously it’s not your hardcore dick in the ass action, but there are a ton of hot girls dancing around half naked. And are friend over at Hot Tube has taken the time to put all the hot stuff in one place.
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Wednesday 04.19.06
Carolyn Murphy is the latest slut to get fucked and end up on the internet. Don’t get me wrong she’s fucking hot as hell, but when I dream about fucking a model. I dream about wild orgy sex, that last for 72 hours, and she invites all her model friends. So obviously I was expecting this video to be pretty fucking hot. Well it’s not. The bitch is a spaz. She dances around naked like a retard and then they finally get to fucking. Well if you want to call it that. I almost fell asleep watching these two have sex. It was so slow it was like watching to people with down syndrome have sex. Do some coke before your next porn video.
Anyway You can find the video over at Save Manny or at Rapid Share
Monday 03.06.06
If you haven’t heard the name Tila (Nguyen) Tequila then you were probably in coma or you were living on a deserted island somehow surviving without internet. If you weren’t one of those two things then you are a fucking idiot and someone should take you out back and shoot you in the face. But since we’re nice here at Pornzio we’re gonna help you out.
Tila Tequila is on the cover of stuff magazine this month and is becoming one of the biggest asian pornstars without even doing any porn. She’s a softcore queen and that’s good enough for me. For now anyway. I mean just hurry up and start sucking dick on video. You know you do it anyway…might as well let the world see it.
Well here’s a nice video clip of the photoshoot from Stuff Magazine. Sadly none of that stuff is Tila Tequila Naked, but don’t fret. I took care of you. Playboy already has naked galleries of Tila Tequila. Tila Tequila Naked Playboy Pictures
I also found a few more naked photos of Tila Tequila over at a friend’s blog:
Tila Tequila Fetish Photos
Tila Tequila Web Cam Photos
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Monday 01.09.06
All I can say is finally. You knew it was going to happen. Ashlee Simpson in a sex tape. If anything, this is great marketing from the douche bag dad. I mean the only way he could make ashlee look like she’s better than jessica is to get her some more publicity. And what better way to show up Jessica Simpson’s sexy ass in Dukes of Hazaard. Video Ashlee sucking some dick.
I looked all over for this video, but haven’t found it yet. When I do find it don’t worry you’ll see the Ashlee Simpson sucking dick video for free on pornzio. I seriously have been waiting for her to go down. I really can’t stand her. And already she’s had a hit record, her own show, makeup line who knows what else. She’s no where near as talented as her sister, and is no where near jack off material like her sister.
Although I hate Ashlee Simpson. I’d fuck her. I bet she is the sluttiest bitch in bed. The kind that asks you to cum in her ass and then says “let me taste…let me taste.” I mean that’s the look ashlee has nailed and made her own. She’s never gonna be hot. And everytime she says how nice she is I watch this video and I remember what a fucking bitch she is.
Anyway, Ashlee keep up the good work. I expect you to be like Paris Hilton and that you wont be happy with just one porno film. Keep them coming.
Thursday 12.01.05
So today a friend of mine sent me a very interesting link about the devil, god, your messiah, the one and only, I used to be black, and I have more money than god, Oprah. Sadly I really used to like oprah. I think I liked her when she was fat. Now that she thinks she’s hot and puts herself on every cover of her own magazine I can’t really stand her.
She tries to come off all nice and give shit away. Like in the show when she gave everyone in the audience a free car. And then you later find out that everyone in the audience would have had to pay $7k for tax,title, and license. Now I don’t know about you but I don’t have that layin around. So more than likely 4 people from that audience got new cars out of that fucking shame of a show.
And today I read this on the wonderful Susie Bright’s Blog:
“I woke up this morning to a commercial about today’s Oprah show in which she states that “pornography is the number one addiction” in the United States.
She goes on to warn her female audience: “Could this be your husband?”
In the promo on her website, Oprah makes pornography out to be the worst thing happening in America today. Perhaps Senator Brownback should give her a call and they can work together.”
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch. Seriously. Do a show on how guns fucking kill people. People atleast get to jack off to porn. A gun just puts your ass in a coffin. Just cause you’re rich and get to fuck little boy toys whenever you feel like it. (Cause you can afford it of course) Not everybody is like that. People like to jack off. And though I may love fucking my wife. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to watch other people have sex. It’s really sad how Oprah has become that bitch at school that makes all the girl’s scared that all the other girl’s boyfriends are cheating on them. She’s a rumor starting bitch that needs her ass kicked. I say we lock her in a room with the biggest cocks in the porn industry and let them anally rape her til she screams “I love porn”
It would work 
Check out the rest of Susie Bright’s Post here.
