I found something very…ummm…how would I describe this. AWESOME. Do you remember that dorky annoying kid in the 80′s that was on those Encyclopedia Brittanica Commercials? If you don’t know what I’m talking about click here and watch this horrible piece of shit. I mean I was like 8 and wanted to beat the fuck out of this guy. And that fucking voice over. Jesus. Give me a break.

I used to hate this kid, but I have a swingers quote to go with how I feel about him now. “My baby’s all grows up. He grows up and he grows up and he grows up.” Dorky Brittanica is actually named Donavan Freberg. And when you see his blog you’ll quickly find out that reading a lifetime supply of brittanica will only lead to a life in porn. It’s a given.

I saw this post yesterday of him on the set of a porn shoot and had no idea it was even him. Then today I find a blog about the 80′s kid. I was like “holy shit I remember that guy standing in front of that chick getting slammed by a big black dude.” I see being a kid actor really does pay off.

Anyway check out this blog it’s pretty good. I found something I’d never seen before on his site. Fuck for Forest. That’s right hippies that fuck on camera and take the profit from their porn site and put it toward saving the rain forests. That’s a niche if I ever saw one.

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It’s Wednesday and you know what that means. Pornstar Day. Today’s praise goes to the veteran super hottie, Aria Giovanni, and the young up and cumming sex machine, Raven Riley.

We’ll start with the older yet wiser Aria Giovanni. When i say wiser I’m going off the fact that she’s done something that not a lot of pornstars can do. At least not if they want to stay in the business. She doesn’t do hardcore stuff. You wont find Aria Giovanni with a cock in her mouth, ass, pussy, or anywhere else you sicko’s would want to stick it. Nope Aria keeps it clean and sexy. She has that same old story as most pornstars. I was a big nerd in school. I wasn’t popular in school, but then one day someone asked me to model for them. And then suddenly I started my own site. Oh yeah and I like being naked. I mean I’m not complaining. They’re pornstars not writers, so I’m not expecting some creative life story. But we can be a little more original. I got one for ya. “I was in a college class wearing a very tight short sleeve button up. I went to put my sweater on cause I was nippin really hard when all of a sudden a button broke and my left breast popped out of my shirt. I found out later one of the guys in my class had taken a photo and put it online. And apparently it was getting a ton of traffic. It made me think to myself. Guys want to see my tits. I like that. Why don’t I start my own site? That would work better for me anyway.

Now to the young super star. Raven Riley. Now for the longest time we’ve all waited for the same thing. That one thing that miss Aria never got into. Suckin and Fuckin Now you can see how hot Raven Riley is, but you can’t really tell how gorgeous her personality is until you see Raven Riley with a cock in her mouth. Raven Riley‘s story is a little harder to find, but her about me page seems so much more real than Aria’s. Ambitions: “To make lots of money, to meet new and interesting people.” Now if that doesn’t sound like a pornstar then I don’t know what does. At least it’s more honest. She wants money. And what better way to make money than be a hot tan teen that takes off her clothes and sucks a cock like there’s no tomorrow. At least that’s what I think.

Veteran Aria Giovanni vs Rookie Raven Riley who do you think would win in a k y jelly wrestling match?

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More Galleries of the sexy Raven Riley and Aria Giovanni:
Raven Riley in a sexy little yellow skirt
Raven Riley sucks cock til it comes on her face

Aria Giovanni in lingerie
Aria Giovanni naked by the pool

You remember that head cheerleader at your high school that wouldn’t give you the time of day, but that you still jacked off to everynight? Well never say never my friends. Cause if you wanted to, you could fuck that girl tonight. Well kinda. Virtual Hotties have this sex simulation software that if you pay a bit extra you can have the character that is going to suck, fuck, and let you cum on their face be any person you want.

So that’s right. You could dig up that picture of that cheerleader, your hot english teacher, or even your friends hot ass mom with the big tits and turn her into your virtual fuck buddy. I think I’m going to have one made of my high school girlfriend that cheated on me. And I’ll just ram her in the ass and then piss on her face. But that’s just me. Have fun.

There are also famous packages with britney, paris, lindsey, and natalie:

Make your own Virtual Fuck Buddy

After reading this article over at the Northwest Kidney Center it made me scared for every pornstar that’s ever worked with the master Peter North. Could he have single handedly been causing kidney problems for women all these years. Apparently. A bit from the article:
Proteins need to be broken down by the body into amino acids, and waste products filtered out of the bloodstream and excreted. Eating too much protein is believed to put too much strain on the body’s ability to deal with waste products, particularly in people who already have a kidney problem.

Basically this man has been shooting massive loads of protein all over and in girls for decades. Just look at some of these loads below. One is how does a girl consume that much spunk, and the other is how does this man produce a milk carton worth of cum. At least one of those secrets have made their way on the street. He has pills. Like fucking pornstar steroids that make you shoot massive loads. So beware ms. new female pornstar. Beware.

To all the female pornstars out there that have dealt with Mr. Peter North’s massive cum glory. I’d like to send you a free bottle of cranberry juice just to make sure your kidneys stay safe.

More cum than you can swallow in one gulp