Face down, ass up… that is the way I like to fuck. 2 Live Crew was so right, but not as right as Face Down Ass Up University.

Pretty novel concept, really. Just get a bunch of smokin’ hot co-eds to get naked in their dorm rooms.

Fuck, I miss college so much. This was pretty much every day for me at the Baptist college I attended. Wait…

Let’s all enroll in FDAU University!

I miss school. I never got to go a Catholic School, but lucky for me I had plenty of sluts to go around. I miss being able to skip 2nd period because I was fucking in the science lab. That’s when I garnered the obsession with skirts. I would pull my dick out of my pants, and she would move her panties off to the side. I would slide right in, and I would cum in a petrie dish. I was once told that this chick examined my gizz under a microscope, and 9 months later she became pregnant. I don’t think it was a coincidence. One thing inevitably leads to another, and every Friday I was banging cheerleaders. I loved when they wore their outfits to school and Friday was game day. Man, maybe I need to go back to school. Can I go get a second high school diploma? Is that possible? I should probably just stick to finding high school seniors on myspace… Anyhow, here’s all you need to get you through to the end of the semester. Enjoy.

I LIKE NAKED SLUTS. You know this, I shouldn’t have to say it. But once every 6 full moons a beauty comes out of the darkness that doesn’t even have to be a slut. She’s so beautiful that just looking at her makes me want to shoot a load all over the screen. I’ve thought that Sarah Shahi was gorgeous from the first time I saw her in Boston Public. She’s now a major role in the L word series where she plays a sexy dj named Carmen. Oh and she’s from texas. Good things just come from the south. Speaking of the south, Sarah used to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader back in 1999. This site has a good amount of Sarah Shahi photos. This one is my favorite.

The point is we all want it. But is there a way to one-up a threesome? Some people might say orgy with a bunch of chicks and just you, or maybe a gangbang. I mean everybody is different. But for me. The step up from a threesome would have to be a threesome with twins. I mean not only are you banging two hot chicks that look alike, but you’re making two sluts that are related make out and get each other off. I mean you become like this incest devil with the power to make family members do it. So I guess in turn you’re like a dirty old man. But whatever…YOU KNOW IT’S HOT! I mean they’re not your family. So fuck it.

I took the time…cause I’m so nice. To put together a little list of twins that I’d like to fuck. And just so happens they’re into that as you’ll see below. Have fun.

Milton Twins

Milton Twins Getting Fucked

Cali & Cherish

Cali Marie & Cherish get picked up and fucked

 Cali & Cherish looking a lot better

Cali Marie & Cherish suck and fuck

 Playboy’s Bernaola Twins

Carol & Darlene Bernaola Photoshoot

 Taylor Twins

Taylor Twins shake their ass in cheerleading outfits

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I also found a set of twins named Misha and Sasha. They also have british accents. You can’t beat that shit. Check out these Brit Bangers

Brit Banger twins Suck and Fuck
Misha & Sasha fuck stud outside

What happens in the VIP room

We all love a Cumfiesta party

Is there such thing as too much tits…..NO!

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