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Coffee Porn

Yes, this is me fingering my coffee…

If you’re a caffeine addict, no orgasm can top that deep exhale after your first taste of coffee in the morning. You can’t fake it. It can’t be denied. Yes, my friends–I’m talking about coffee porn. Studies show that coffee actually taps into the female sex drive. It’s true. It’s sad that I haven’t hooked up more in coffee house bathrooms, really. I’d be into that.

Ladies, are you with me? The folks at are. Their blog illustrates the devine connection between espresso drips and cum shots. Super sexy, if you ask me. Here’s another money shot visual…

Check out coffee porn on flickr, and this silly video montage of coffee, Jenna, and Ron Jeremy. Also, remember to buy coffee from girls in panties to enhance the experince.

Posted by   lesbodojo


Almost Naked Starbucks…


You know how your starbucks always has a super hot girl working.  That one that you look forward to seeing everyday.  Sometimes she even gives you a smile, and the dirty eye.  And you jack off to the idea of fucking her all week.  Yeah that girl.  Well at Cowgirl’s Espresso in Seatle they are taking your hot coffee winch fantasy to another level.  At the Cowgirl Espresso you wont see girls wearing white button ups and green aprons.  No you’ll see them wearing hot lingerie, bikinis, maybe even a sexy cop outfit if you come on the right day.

Check out these hot photos of the chicks who will be making my coffee everyday from now on.

Posted by   CrackaAss

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