Considering how much money I lost for the Kentucky Derby, I thought I should jack off to a horse trainer fucking a school girl.

There’s a way to get over losing money, then there’s a way to get over losing money. Know what I mean?

Me either.

I ran across the Young Harlot movies not to long ago, and each video is more amazing than the next.

The above clip is from Young Harlot’s Riding School.

Okay I spend a ton of time on Fucd.com, and obviously you should too. This guy has some of the craziest porn videos I’ve ever seen. Most of them are japanese. Cause lets face the japanese are just fucking weird. But this one isn’t japanese. It’s 2 fat white people. 1 of those white people thinks they are a swamp monster (since he’s wearing a mask and yelling), and the other just lays in the mud and lets the dude fuck her. Oh did I mention they were fat. I think her belly is just flopping in this one. Hard to tell with all the mud flowing into her pussy with every pump. Anyway you have to check this one out.

Swamp man fucking fat chick

I got so happy last week when I saw that ESPN Classic had picked up American Gladiators. I fucking loved this show when I was a kid. I used to make my dad stay up all night and wait til the show came on at midnight. I started watching it again, and can’t believe how horrible and ummm fruity the costumes were back then. Can’t believe I thought these people were cool. Regardless…miraculously today I found the porn version of american gladiators. They had like a whole set with all the cool obstacles and everything. I only found this portion but it’s still amazing. The contestants run through the maze blind folded, then have to suck off the real cock. This has to be japan made. Good stuff.

American Gladiator Porn

We’ve all said it. “Yeah I’d brown bag that slut”. Meaning, I’d fuck her, but she’s so ugly I need to cover up her face. Well apparently the brown bag approach really does work. I mean you have to watch out for the paper cuts…but fuck it. If she’s that ugly…and you’re that horny. It’s win win.

I’m going out on a limb here and going to say that every pornstar will be sporting these at the next porn convention. That’s right…you heard it here…big fashion statement of 2007. Sluts of America will be sporting the Hand Bra in 2007.

Buy Your HAND BRA Now

Miss Femme sent in this sweet pic of her in a sailor costume. She makes me want to dress up like a pirate and steal that booty asap. Am I wrong?

It looks her girlfriend, Chloe, had a similar idea…

Leave a comment to vote for your favorite cam hottie! If you want to see more of these girls, check out their myspace profile.

I just saw this photo over at Boobie Blog and had to post it on here. It just makes me happy in a weird perverted way. I felt that the photo wasn’t enough though so I did a search for Donald Duck porn and was a little freaked out to find a Hairy Pussy Cutie rubbing on ole Donald. There was also a really fucking weird photo of Donald shooting his own load into his own mouth. I’ll stop there cause that’s just weird.

I’ll post halloween porn goodness later, but I just saw these cards that Violet posted on her site.  So fucking hot I had to share.  Hope you enjoy.

Sexy Halloween Cards from Hegre Art

I have to say, since I’ve moved to San Francisco I’ve seen some of the craziest shit. Some shit I never thought I’d be around, and if my family found out they’d probably disown me. Regardless, this weekend marked the 23rd Folsom Street Fair in San Fran. And I’m sure I’m giving off the wrong vibe with the photo above, because it wasn’t a lot of chicks with nice boobs. You could easily describe the fair with two words: leather and cocks. I also ran into our friends from FuckingMachines.com that were mounting a man in a all fours cage, so they were a little too busy to talk. That about sums up what I saw at the fair anyway. Here’s how they describe it:

Folsom Street Events is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization serving the adult San Francisco alternative communities. Through the production of street fairs, Folsom Street Events promotes diversity within the leather/alternative lifestyle, highlighting entertainment, service and vendors. Proceeds from the production of the fairs are distributed to organizations which promote a sense of community, diversity, cooperation, health and human services.

To finish it all up. It’s awesome that people can be so free and open here in San Francisco. It’s even better that they’re cool with people like me that aren’t into it at all, but just walk around and
smile and take photos. San Francisco is crazy, but I love it.

Check out the Folsom Street Fair photos on Flickr and their Official Website. I know there were thousands of you there, so please comment on this with links to your photos so we can all enjoy. Thanks.

It’s not everyday that BoingBoing feeds my porn/sex appetite but the pubic hair panties had to be posted on Pornzio. It’s weird, I absolutely hate pubic hair. No bush! No strip! Nothing! I want that thing bald as can be. But I think these panties are fucking awesome. Maybe it’s just the artistic graphic side of me, but I’m getting my girl a pair of these.