You’ve all seen the sideshow freaks right? The people that are suppose to look like a robot or a statue then they whistle or just move funny for you to take a picture. Then the smoothly slip out their hand or point to their tip jar. I’ve never been impressed with these people. Obviously I couldn’t get out there in the crowd and do that, but I still don’t see the skill and really don’t see how that was worth any of my money. That is until I saw the picture above. Now if that was going on when I walked down the street the first thing I’d do is grab my wallet and tip heavily. Shit I’d probably need a cigarette afterwards, but I’d definately tip.

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Being that it’s the devil’s day and the world is suppose to end today, I figured I’d dedicate today’s post to the big guy downstairs. So I jumped over to Ask Jolene to find a few hotties with or dressed as slutty devils, and suddenly a tear came to my eye. Out of the millions of galleries on there I only found 6 devil outfits. Well 5 actually, 1 was a cgi devil fucking a big tittied slut. But that’s not the point. He deserves much more than we give him. I’m so dissappointed in our lack of devil porn I’m going to make my girl dress up in her lil bad girl devil out fit tonight and I’ll take photos. So I’m sorry oh dark lord, I tried to make this day about you and your sluts, but our world just isn’t into devil porn. We suck.

Here is what I found though. Enjoy oh creator of porn.
Update: 2 seconds after I post this The Sex Blog puts up this hottie in a devil outfit, and 2 seconds after that this hottie in a devil outfit

No idea where my obsession with mexican wrestlers began but I’m hooked. Maybe it was the first time I turned to Telemundo and saw a midget masked wrestler get thrown into the audience. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard since. Well until today when I came across a photo of a fat ass ugly man fucking a hot porn star. How does he do it I asked myself. It has to be the mask. I mean what else on this fat slob could it be. Well money…but that would kinda kill the story. Anyway. Over at Be the Mask you don’t have to be hot, you don’t have to be ripped up, and most importantly you don’t have to have a big cock. So pretty much anyone can do it. If you’re wanting to make your own videos I found a nice store to buy some mexican wrestler masks. This is where I get all of mine. Let the Lucha Libre porn begin.
Be the Mask

Here are a couple of Mescan Wrestling Porn videos to watch ( one , and two )

I know I’m a random fucker. I don’t deny it. And I don’t mind keeping my randomness inline with my porn. Today I was really wanting to see some Pirate Porn. No fucking idea why…but I found the hottest fucking porn on fleshbot called PirateXXX.com It claims to be the most expensive porn ever made. After watching the trailer I fucking believe it.

So in respects to the most expensive porno ever Hottie Files is all about the pirates. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!