Cinco De Mayo is like my Christmas… All the little Mexican girls come out ready to get sauced and make sexual enchiladas with their vaginas.

I’d love to put my steak fajita meat in Rachel Milan’s tortilla and cover that shit in salsa.

She makes me want to be a better person. I should introduce her to my tamale lady.

Check out more of this ridiculously hot chick HERE and HERE

I cannot stop jerking off to this.

You know what I like about Veronique Vega? Every fucking thing about her.

Fucking look at her! She’s the chick in school that looked innocent, till you guys had to stay late working on a project, then next you know she’s got your cock shoved all the way down her mouth. And, let’s be honest, that wasn’t much of a feat, was it?

What is it about tiny brunette’s that drives me fucking crazy? I don’t know, but I need to stop typing with two, and start beating.

Happy Friday, bitches.

Seriously, how much do you love Tori Black?

When Tori sucks dick birds sing, children laugh and world joins hands.
That’s a powerful headgiver right there.

She’s the gift that keeps giving. Happy fucking Friday, Tori Black.

Now… let the beating commence!!

Have I mentioned that I love Lela Star? Well, I love young Lela Star. So, let’s have her lead in us into the weekend again.

Older Lela, well, she’s still hot.

Admittedly, this video is a little cut up, and the guy is kind of gay, especially when he says things like, “You’re so fucking pretty.”

Really, dude?

Maybe I’m just bitter right now, because I’m not in Miami like I’m supposed to be!

I’m just going to hate beat now.

Alright, if I going to jack off to POV Friday, you should jack off to POV Friday!

And you thought I’d forget about you? NEVER!

Happy POV Friday, with Lexi Belle (fuck she’s hot).

The ending fucking rules…

You know how much I love Daisy Marie?

I love her so much I want to dip my chips in her juicy queso.

Let’s do another one…
I love her so much I want to cover Daisy’s chicken enchilada with my sour cream sauce.

Wait… one more!
I love her so much… I want to bury my camarones all up in her a la diabla… ALL UP IN IT!

Aye dios mother fucking Mio, Daisy Marie…

And, honestly, why wouldn’t she fuck a bear? If you think about it, bears should have big cocks, right?

Honestly, never in my life have I been so jealous of a bear.

OK, that’s not true, I get jealous every time Pooh puts his hands in the honeypot (and, that’s not even a metaphor)…

Furries for Life!

Ah shit, mother fuckers, we get a double team POV scene today.
Let me just say, there is no fucking chance I could last 16 minutes while getting head from these two chicks. Like, if I walk into a room with kittens being slaughter after someone punched me in the mouth repeatedly for 10 minutes, I’d still blow my load all over these ho’s in about 3 minutes.

Penny Flame is the perfect kind of crazy. You know, the kind that sucks dicks like it’s her last meal.
And, Sandra Romain, well, she loves the cock.

When you’re looking for your next girlfriend ask her one thing, “Do you love the cock?”

If she says, then she’s a keeper. You don’t have to ask if she’s crazy. Trust me, she is.
That’s wisdom, bitches.

I’m beginning to love Friday’s, thanks to blowjobs.

But, I don’t have anything witty to say. I guess you should just beat off now.

(If LeBron comes on here and makes a decision, I’m going to be pissed.)