If there’s one thing I like to do, it’s waking up and shooting my load into my ladies cup of coffee. Mmm… that’s some tasty cream.
Apparently there’s something about the way my jizz curdles in the cup that makes it fantastically delicious, so says my lady. It’s almost like an Irish Car Bomb. Once I drop my load in the cup, you’d better down it!
Tomorrow morning, the first thing you should do when you wake up is whip up a big breakfast for your girl, make her some coffee and jerk off into it. Now that’s a breakfast in bed any gal will love.
We’ve all been with at least one girl that just wasn’t going to guzzle down your jizz without a fight. I have the answer for you guys that are still having that trouble. PAY HER! Well get someone else to pay her for her ideas and thoughts on your taste. I’m serious, Love Honey is looking for sperm testers and will be willing to pay you for your information. The product is suppose to change the taste and smell of the semen and is 100% Vegetarian. So you vegans are good to go. You can even sell it that way. There are no vegetarian restaurants around here…why don’t you just let me cum in your mouth. Give it a try.
Sign Up Today for Sperm Testers
There’s not much that men have over women. I mean women live longer, tend to be smarter, have a lot less body hair, can always get a free drink when they want one, but men still have their gloreous cumshot. I mean they may not always seem glorious to the viewer or the woman, but to us it’s our time to prove that we’re your king. Now lay back and take it in the face! I mean there is no greater pleasure. I mean there are some women out there that can squirt you in the eye, but I’m yet to see the Peter North of squirts.
With all that being said…there are some weird fucking guys out there. That or maybe I’m fucking boring. For me a cumming all over her face and watching it drip down is hot. Shit…even just in her mouth and watching her swallow. That shit’s hot to me. And of course you can’t help the…I can’t take it anymore…gotta pull out and cum on your ass…cumshots. Those are good to. I’ve just seen a lot of pics and videos lately that just take that to a whole other level. For instance:
Wow…I came all over your foot. We got all sweaty…and nasty…and now I want to get close to your stank feet. No thanks.
The boots are hot I’ll give you that. And hey…maybe he shot for her stomach…and it just didn’t have the power captain.
Umm…I don’t even know what to say to that. Some people like pubes…others like arm pit cumshots. What can you do?
Why would I want to cum into a cup and watch you drink it? Just open your mouth, and I’ll watch it from there. Now you just have to wash another glass.
Well I like to pound my girl and sometimes make it hurt, but I don’t want her blind. I mean sometimes I want her to be able to fucking drive me home when I’m drunk.
Again I’m speechless.
Not all women like this whole cumshot superior thing. And don’t fuck with a girl that just got her hair done. Click to watch this video
Wanna See More Random Cumshots? Check out these sites:
Jizz on Glasses
Pink Eye Sluts
A lil Cum Swappin
have fun with that.
I know it’s been awhile since my last free porn friday, but it was christmas. I was busy opening all the porn dvds I had waiting for me under the christmas tree. But to make up for it today I would like showcase an art. You can think of Pornzio as an art gallery and today’s style is an expressive gooey substance. Today we showcase “the art” of facials.
This truely is an artform. It’s all about 3 things: Aim, Amount, and Facial Reactions from the person getting jizzed all over. The AAF factor if you will. This is what I mean by this. You can have your Peter North cumshots that totally cover a girl’s face where you can’t even recognize her anymore. Impressive? Yes? Yes! Very! But then you also have the quick shooter. Who doesn’t have to shoot a lot of cum all over her, but he does catch her off guard. She’s just sucking away thinking about where she parked her car when WWWHHHAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! she gets a quick shot of cum straight in the eye. Obviously, she freaks. Her eyes get huge and she tries to hold in the pain, she starts to scream “it burns…it burns”, or she starts laughing as the cum drips off of her face. I mean this kind of reactions are classic. And as I said before, an artform.
Here are some classic moments in Facial Cumshot History.
More of Peter North’s Massive Cumshot