Mornin’ to you, sirs. Hope you’re all feelin’ jolly good today.
I was watching videos of a few birds squirting all over their knickers, when I ran across Wild Anna. Blimey, I nearly spit out my bloody tea and biscuits all over over the yard when I spotted this
Bloody hell! She’s fucking fit, isn’t she?
I can’t believe I haven’t seen this girl give herself a proper fuck.
Ah shit, mother fuckers, we get a double team POV scene today.
Let me just say, there is no fucking chance I could last 16 minutes while getting head from these two chicks. Like, if I walk into a room with kittens being slaughter after someone punched me in the mouth repeatedly for 10 minutes, I’d still blow my load all over these ho’s in about 3 minutes.
Penny Flame is the perfect kind of crazy. You know, the kind that sucks dicks like it’s her last meal.
And, Sandra Romain, well, she loves the cock.
When you’re looking for your next girlfriend ask her one thing, “Do you love the cock?”
If she says, then she’s a keeper. You don’t have to ask if she’s crazy. Trust me, she is.
That’s wisdom, bitches.
Daisy Marie might be my favorite Latina chick. And, like most Latin chicks, she ends up in jail. Have no fear, though, she still fucks in jail.
Luckily for us, this jail has a camera crew to record the action…
She was probably in the LA gang, Los locos.
If I recall correctly, Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!
(Yep, about 5 people got that. And, about 2 of them are about to IM me that they got that.)
And, then she said, “Daddy, if I had some nuts, hangin’ on my chin, would those be chin nuts?”
I said, “Hell no, bitch. Then you’d have a dick in yo’ mouf…”
Sorry, Sasha, you’re ridiculously hot, but there’s no fucking chance you’re fingerbanging my asshole.
Seriously, though, how good does she look giving head?