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POV Friday with Lela Star Part 2…

Have I mentioned that I love Lela Star? Well, I love young Lela Star. So, let’s have her lead in us into the weekend again.

Older Lela, well, she’s still hot.

Admittedly, this video is a little cut up, and the guy is kind of gay, especially when he says things like, “You’re so fucking pretty.”

Really, dude?

Maybe I’m just bitter right now, because I’m not in Miami like I’m supposed to be!

I’m just going to hate beat now.

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Bloody Fuckin’ Hell… Wild Anna Squirts

Mornin’ to you, sirs. Hope you’re all feelin’ jolly good today.

I was watching videos of a few birds squirting all over their knickers, when I ran across Wild Anna. Blimey, I nearly spit out my bloody tea and biscuits all over over the yard when I spotted this

Bloody hell! She’s fucking fit, isn’t she?

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this girl give herself a proper fuck.

Christ, I think I found a new love.

(And, if you can’t tell, she’s British)

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POV Friday with Daisy Marie…

You know how much I love Daisy Marie?

I love her so much I want to dip my chips in her juicy queso.

Let’s do another one…
I love her so much I want to cover Daisy’s chicken enchilada with my sour cream sauce.

Wait… one more!
I love her so much… I want to bury my camarones all up in her a la diabla… ALL UP IN IT!

Aye dios mother fucking Mio, Daisy Marie…

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Sasha Grey Fucks a Bear

And, honestly, why wouldn’t she fuck a bear? If you think about it, bears should have big cocks, right?

Honestly, never in my life have I been so jealous of a bear.

OK, that’s not true, I get jealous every time Pooh puts his hands in the honeypot (and, that’s not even a metaphor)…

Furries for Life!

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POV Friday with Penny Rain and Sandra Romain…

Ah shit, mother fuckers, we get a double team POV scene today.
Let me just say, there is no fucking chance I could last 16 minutes while getting head from these two chicks. Like, if I walk into a room with kittens being slaughter after someone punched me in the mouth repeatedly for 10 minutes, I’d still blow my load all over these ho’s in about 3 minutes.

Penny Flame is the perfect kind of crazy. You know, the kind that sucks dicks like it’s her last meal.
And, Sandra Romain, well, she loves the cock.

When you’re looking for your next girlfriend ask her one thing, “Do you love the cock?”

If she says, then she’s a keeper. You don’t have to ask if she’s crazy. Trust me, she is.
That’s wisdom, bitches.

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POV Friday with Lela Star…

“Oh Lela you… are my blowjob Star…”

If I could sing as well as Lela Star gives head, I’d sound like a cross between Axel Rose and Celine Dion. Think about it.

Enjoy your last day before the holiday, bitches!

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USA Wins… So, Soccer Fucking Makes Sense

To celebrate the US victory, let’s get in on a little soccer fucking.

What the fuck are they even doing at the beginning? Pretty sure this dude is a tard.

Sonia gets sport fucked in the locker room, you beat off, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone but the Algerians.

In other news, Sonia is really fucking hot, and the cumshot is magical.

For more soccer porn, check us out 4 years ago HERE

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POV Friday with Bree Olson…

It’s Friday, and you know what that means!! It’s POV time!

This week’s contestant on POV Friday is the blond sexpot from Texas, Bree Olson.

Bree sucks a mean dick. Mean dicks are different than nice or normal dicks. Mean dicks will punch you in the mouth.

I’d like to introduce Bree to my mean dick. We’d play a little game. It’d be called, Can I Last In Your Mouth For 10 Seconds?

I’d lose every fucking time.

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Daisy Marie Goes to Jail… and, Fucks

Daisy Marie might be my favorite Latina chick. And, like most Latin chicks, she ends up in jail. Have no fear, though, she still fucks in jail.
Luckily for us, this jail has a camera crew to record the action…

She was probably in the LA gang, Los locos.

If I recall correctly, Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!

(Yep, about 5 people got that. And, about 2 of them are about to IM me that they got that.)

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POV Friday with Sasha Grey…

And, then she said, “Daddy, if I had some nuts, hangin’ on my chin, would those be chin nuts?”
I said, “Hell no, bitch. Then you’d have a dick in yo’ mouf…”

Sorry, Sasha, you’re ridiculously hot, but there’s no fucking chance you’re fingerbanging my asshole.
Seriously, though, how good does she look giving head?

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