“Oh Lela you… are my blowjob Star…”

If I could sing as well as Lela Star gives head, I’d sound like a cross between Axel Rose and Celine Dion. Think about it.

Enjoy your last day before the holiday, bitches!

To celebrate the US victory, let’s get in on a little soccer fucking.

What the fuck are they even doing at the beginning? Pretty sure this dude is a tard.

Sonia gets sport fucked in the locker room, you beat off, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone but the Algerians.

In other news, Sonia is really fucking hot, and the cumshot is magical.

For more soccer porn, check us out 4 years ago HERE

It’s Friday, and you know what that means!! It’s POV time!

This week’s contestant on POV Friday is the blond sexpot from Texas, Bree Olson.

Bree sucks a mean dick. Mean dicks are different than nice or normal dicks. Mean dicks will punch you in the mouth.

I’d like to introduce Bree to my mean dick. We’d play a little game. It’d be called, Can I Last In Your Mouth For 10 Seconds?

I’d lose every fucking time.

Daisy Marie might be my favorite Latina chick. And, like most Latin chicks, she ends up in jail. Have no fear, though, she still fucks in jail.
Luckily for us, this jail has a camera crew to record the action…

She was probably in the LA gang, Los locos.

If I recall correctly, Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!

(Yep, about 5 people got that. And, about 2 of them are about to IM me that they got that.)

And, then she said, “Daddy, if I had some nuts, hangin’ on my chin, would those be chin nuts?”
I said, “Hell no, bitch. Then you’d have a dick in yo’ mouf…”

Sorry, Sasha, you’re ridiculously hot, but there’s no fucking chance you’re fingerbanging my asshole.
Seriously, though, how good does she look giving head?

Oh Jenna Haze, I love you.

I’m getting some weird looks in the office, as I am rubbing my dick on my computer screen.

“Nothing to see here, folks… just a dude smashing his cock against his monitor. It’s cool…”

Check out more Jenna – Here, Here and Here

YAY!!! ASIAN BITCHES!!!

I like when Asian chicks fuck, because they sound like how I imagine a unicorn crossed with a kitten sounds.

Now that shit would be magical and elegant.

And, you better fucking believe I found a photo of what that would look like!

(Now, fast forward to the 28 minute mark and tell you don’t think that’s how that cute little critter would sound.)

If there’s one thing I like to do, it’s waking up and shooting my load into my ladies cup of coffee. Mmm… that’s some tasty cream.

Apparently there’s something about the way my jizz curdles in the cup that makes it fantastically delicious, so says my lady. It’s almost like an Irish Car Bomb. Once I drop my load in the cup, you’d better down it!

Tomorrow morning, the first thing you should do when you wake up is whip up a big breakfast for your girl, make her some coffee and jerk off into it. Now that’s a breakfast in bed any gal will love.

I love watching cum fly all over dirty sluts. I mean who doesn’t? But do you think you can make it through 15 minutes of slow motion cum shots? Do ya? I’d like to challenge you to watch this entire thing. I made it about 3 minutes before I blew my load. Then I just skipped to the end of the video so I could say I watched the whole thing. Leave me a comment and tell me how long you lasted.

Slow Motion CumShots