I’m beginning to love Friday’s, thanks to blowjobs.

But, I don’t have anything witty to say. I guess you should just beat off now.

(If LeBron comes on here and makes a decision, I’m going to be pissed.)

To celebrate the US victory, let’s get in on a little soccer fucking.

What the fuck are they even doing at the beginning? Pretty sure this dude is a tard.

Sonia gets sport fucked in the locker room, you beat off, and everyone is happy.

Well, everyone but the Algerians.

In other news, Sonia is really fucking hot, and the cumshot is magical.

For more soccer porn, check us out 4 years ago HERE

It’s Friday, and you know what that means!! It’s POV time!

This week’s contestant on POV Friday is the blond sexpot from Texas, Bree Olson.

Bree sucks a mean dick. Mean dicks are different than nice or normal dicks. Mean dicks will punch you in the mouth.

I’d like to introduce Bree to my mean dick. We’d play a little game. It’d be called, Can I Last In Your Mouth For 10 Seconds?

I’d lose every fucking time.

Daisy Marie might be my favorite Latina chick. And, like most Latin chicks, she ends up in jail. Have no fear, though, she still fucks in jail.
Luckily for us, this jail has a camera crew to record the action…

She was probably in the LA gang, Los locos.

If I recall correctly, Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!

(Yep, about 5 people got that. And, about 2 of them are about to IM me that they got that.)

And, then she said, “Daddy, if I had some nuts, hangin’ on my chin, would those be chin nuts?”
I said, “Hell no, bitch. Then you’d have a dick in yo’ mouf…”

Sorry, Sasha, you’re ridiculously hot, but there’s no fucking chance you’re fingerbanging my asshole.
Seriously, though, how good does she look giving head?

Oh Jenna Haze, I love you.

I’m getting some weird looks in the office, as I am rubbing my dick on my computer screen.

“Nothing to see here, folks… just a dude smashing his cock against his monitor. It’s cool…”

Check out more Jenna – Here, Here and Here

If there’s one thing I like to do, it’s waking up and shooting my load into my ladies cup of coffee. Mmm… that’s some tasty cream.

Apparently there’s something about the way my jizz curdles in the cup that makes it fantastically delicious, so says my lady. It’s almost like an Irish Car Bomb. Once I drop my load in the cup, you’d better down it!

Tomorrow morning, the first thing you should do when you wake up is whip up a big breakfast for your girl, make her some coffee and jerk off into it. Now that’s a breakfast in bed any gal will love.

They say the best ideas come when you’re stoned off your ass. Who are they? Fuck if I know, stoned dudes, I suppose.

With that said, I have to tip my hat to folks over at Program3, for creating DancingBear.com. Haven’t you always wondered what actually happens at girls bachelorette parties?

Of course you have! It’s like the girls locker room of post high school. Luckily, Dancing Bear takes us inside the fucking filthy world of bachelorette parties. They’re offering 5 years of footage, which translates to a lot of chicks, fucking a lot of dicks. And, fuck, there’s some hot bitches on this site.

Plus, what chick doesn’t want to get pounded by a dude with a bear head on?

Fucking genius!

Check ‘em out here.

I’ve dated those prude girls before. You know the ones that you have to beg to go down on you, would never let you even touch the outside of their butthole, and that gag even at the thought of tasting your cum. Yeah well for some reason now that I’m older I forgot those kinda girls existed. Especially in this “the more whore I am the more people will like me” world we live in. So when I saw this video it brought back a lot of memories. Memories of chick’s I hated and wanted to skull fuck….but still. Memories.

She hates cum Video

Now I love our friends over at FuckingMachines.com. They throw some pretty sick parties, and a kick ass happy hour on fridays. But you guys have to give a guy a break. I know everyone woman will completely disagree with me, but you guys with your machines are just making it impossible to be a good lover. In the photo above, if you can’t tell, it’s a machine with a bunch of tongues attached to a screw driver. As you press the button the tongues lick your pussy faster and faster which makes Annie Cruz cum faster than japanes business man fucking a hooker. Not only does she cum quick, but she shoots her load right in Gary’s face.

Check out the Tongue Machine