That’s right, folks. I’d like to take a brief moment to review some of the most awesome (the worst, really) possible sex. You know sometimes the best porn is the type you can pass around to your friends and scream “eww” over. If you can add to our list, please do so in the comments section. You don’t have to admit that you did it, as you’re amongst friends here. I’ll add video examples, for your viewing pleasure.

Scary Rad Sex (in no mother fucking order)…

1. Messy Anal and Sharting

2. Tampon Surprise

3. Oops You Have a Dick Too

4. Sharp Teeth on Dick

5. Oops I Got Horny & Fucked a Rubber Chicken

6. Oops I found Jesus after this Hardcore Scene

7. Oh snap, you put our sex tape on the internet!

8. Eating Your Own Jizz is Kinda Nasty

9. Cum Shot in Eye aka Pink Eye

10. Pornstar Bloopers During Shoot aka Outtakes

11. Drunk Chicks Barfing During Sex

12. Homeless People Sex

Being that it’s the devil’s day and the world is suppose to end today, I figured I’d dedicate today’s post to the big guy downstairs. So I jumped over to Ask Jolene to find a few hotties with or dressed as slutty devils, and suddenly a tear came to my eye. Out of the millions of galleries on there I only found 6 devil outfits. Well 5 actually, 1 was a cgi devil fucking a big tittied slut. But that’s not the point. He deserves much more than we give him. I’m so dissappointed in our lack of devil porn I’m going to make my girl dress up in her lil bad girl devil out fit tonight and I’ll take photos. So I’m sorry oh dark lord, I tried to make this day about you and your sluts, but our world just isn’t into devil porn. We suck.

Here is what I found though. Enjoy oh creator of porn.
Update: 2 seconds after I post this The Sex Blog puts up this hottie in a devil outfit, and 2 seconds after that this hottie in a devil outfit