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Without Hoes Life Would be Fucked Up

As I was paging through XXL today, I came across this smokin Video Hoe. Video Hoes are those bionic babes that drop it like it’s hot in rap music videos. This reminds me of of something the great Snoop Dogg said, “without hoes life would be fucked up.”

So true. God bless all the Video Hoes.

This particular video hoe is named Erica. She’s was featured in Big Boi’s “Kryptonite (I’m on It),” Juvenile’s “Rodeo,” Bubba Sparxxx’s “Ms. New Booty” and Biggie’s “Spit Your Game.” 34C-24-38, goddamnit. That body is no joke.

Then there’s the ultra-fly ebony model slash Video Hoe La’Shontae Heckard…

La’Shontae is in Fat Joe & Nelly’s “Get it Poppin,” Dru Hill’s “I Should Be,” Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey’s “Give It To Me,” 50 Cent’s “Candy Shop,” Ludacris & DTP’s “Growing Pains RMX” Gucci Mane Feat. Young Jeazy’s “So Icy,” and Kanye West’s “Golddigger.” She’s clearly made a career out of being the hot chick in videos.

I really hope the next step for these chicks is porn. Is that so wrong? The music they could license for the adult videos would be hot. Ladies, let me be your manager…

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Fuck Oprah!


So today a friend of mine sent me a very interesting link about the devil, god, your messiah, the one and only, I used to be black, and I have more money than god, Oprah. Sadly I really used to like oprah. I think I liked her when she was fat. Now that she thinks she’s hot and puts herself on every cover of her own magazine I can’t really stand her.

She tries to come off all nice and give shit away. Like in the show when she gave everyone in the audience a free car. And then you later find out that everyone in the audience would have had to pay $7k for tax,title, and license. Now I don’t know about you but I don’t have that layin around. So more than likely 4 people from that audience got new cars out of that fucking shame of a show.

And today I read this on the wonderful Susie Bright’s Blog:
“I woke up this morning to a commercial about today’s Oprah show in which she states that “pornography is the number one addiction” in the United States. 

She goes on to warn her female audience: “Could this be your husband?”

In the promo on her website, Oprah makes pornography out to be the worst thing happening in America today.  Perhaps Senator Brownback should give her a call and they can work together.”

What the fuck is wrong with this bitch. Seriously. Do a show on how guns fucking kill people. People atleast get to jack off to porn. A gun just puts your ass in a coffin. Just cause you’re rich and get to fuck little boy toys whenever you feel like it. (Cause you can afford it of course) Not everybody is like that. People like to jack off. And though I may love fucking my wife. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to watch other people have sex. It’s really sad how Oprah has become that bitch at school that makes all the girl’s scared that all the other girl’s boyfriends are cheating on them. She’s a rumor starting bitch that needs her ass kicked. I say we lock her in a room with the biggest cocks in the porn industry and let them anally rape her til she screams “I love porn”

It would work :)

Check out the rest of Susie Bright’s Post here.

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Yellow Card! Too Much Ass…

It’s not every day you see something or someone that stops you in your tracks. Well today…it was this picture of this amazing ass. Seriously…have you ever seen a more round…squeeze me harder…spank me like that…type ass? I didn’t think so. So after exploring a little more I end up on the greatest gallery. Five hot chicks…Three Asian…One Ebony…and a Latina that just screams “I’m a slut and want cum in my mouth” At least that’s what she says to me when i look at the picture. All playing soccer and end up naked fucking and sucking some young hunk’s huge cock.

So i’m sure they all ended up with turf burns, but if you were this guy…i promise. You wouldn’t give a fuck.


Pictures of Hot Ethnic Girls Playing Soccer Naked

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