Mornin’ to you, sirs. Hope you’re all feelin’ jolly good today.
I was watching videos of a few birds squirting all over their knickers, when I ran across Wild Anna. Blimey, I nearly spit out my bloody tea and biscuits all over over the yard when I spotted this
Bloody hell! She’s fucking fit, isn’t she?
I can’t believe I haven’t seen this girl give herself a proper fuck.
The first time I saw Violet Erotica, I had the same reaction as the Double Rainbow guy. I was shocked, excited, broke down in tears, questioned life, beat off like no tomorrow and finally weeping while beating.
Life rules.
Right, back to Violet. You can catch her doing dirty things on webcam over at OnHerCam, or head over to her site VioletErotica.com.
How has Joanna Angel not started a band by this name?
As y’all know, nothing gets our dicks dancing better than Alt Girls, and Joanna is the queen of Alt Girls. Joanna isn’t just another pornstar, either. She’s a fucking legend. Not only does she direct and star in her shit, but she is the brains behind the Burning Angels, the internet’s leading AltGirl sites.
Oh, wait… did I mention that she’s fucking hot as hell? Beating off to Joanna is a damn treat.
I tell you what though… Joanna can’t steal lemons for shit.
Catch Joanna up in Vegas at the XFanz Show June 10-11th, too.
Vikki Blows is the wind beneath my wings. She’s the light at end of my tunnel. She’s the nipple at the end of my tit.
If the internet is beer, then Vikki Blows is a shot of whiskey. She just makes everything better.
Vikki takes her tittays out a lot, and this, my friends is a very good thing. They’re like the pocket watch that hypnotists use. They’ll put you in a trance where all you can is beat off. This is the best trance ever.