I love watching cum fly all over dirty sluts. I mean who doesn’t? But do you think you can make it through 15 minutes of slow motion cum shots? Do ya? I’d like to challenge you to watch this entire thing. I made it about 3 minutes before I blew my load. Then I just skipped to the end of the video so I could say I watched the whole thing. Leave me a comment and tell me how long you lasted.

Slow Motion CumShots

I’ve dated those prude girls before. You know the ones that you have to beg to go down on you, would never let you even touch the outside of their butthole, and that gag even at the thought of tasting your cum. Yeah well for some reason now that I’m older I forgot those kinda girls existed. Especially in this “the more whore I am the more people will like me” world we live in. So when I saw this video it brought back a lot of memories. Memories of chick’s I hated and wanted to skull fuck….but still. Memories.

She hates cum Video

I really love me some Japanese Porn. I mean half the time I don’t understand why some of the weird shit they do would be called hot, but regardless I love how creative they are. For instance this video I found today. A few guys cum in this japanese teens mouth, and she holds it there. Nope that’s not the end of it. She holds it there while she talks to someone on the phone. I don’t speak japanese, but I think the conversation went something like this.

Daughter: Hey Mom…gurgle gurgle
Mom: Stop talking with your mouth full!
Daughter: I can’t help it…it taste so good. I can’t stop…gurgle gurgle
Mom: What are you eating?
Daughter: This new gravy my friends made…gurgle gurgle
Mom: Bring me home some…I want to try it.
Daughter: Shit I got some in my eye!…gurgle gurgle

I love crazy asians. But if asian crazyness isn’t enough for you check out this video of a mom who cares more about her man cumming than her kid crying. That’s my kinda woman.

I thought I’d share a couple of accidental facials with the class. There’s something about guys getting jerk off fly aways in their own mouth or eye (on accident?) that makes me laugh. tee hee

Oh, the depravity.

p.s. Is the first guy wearing girls panties? um. Just an afterthought.

I used to have this neighbor when I lived in texas that was just fucking gorgeous. Burnette with long tan legs that had an ass that just waved high as she walked away. She was incredible. I would always day dream about her just showing up at the house…knocking on the door…and the words “Can I suck your cock?” coming out of her mouth. I guess the fact that she was married meant something to her, but that would have made it that much better for me. There’s nothing like a married chick that wants your dick more than anyone elses. A Desperate Housewife if you will. I think that’s the reason I love that show. Hot married sluts that look everywhere for a new dick. It’s brilliant! Today I found Neighbor Affair which is basically my daydreams in video form. So I fucking love it and this chick Riley Mason looks just like my old neighbor…so I’m already a fan of this site. The best part…by far…is the closing line that all the girls use “I want your hot neighbor cum!” Priceless.

Check out Neighbor Affair

It’s suppose to be a new twist on an old category but not sure that it is. Don’t get me wrong Sperm Cocktail has hot pornstars getting cum drenched, and who doesn’t like seeing that? The twist is that the cocks cum in some big ole martini glasses rather than on her face. I guess looking from the photos and videos that some of them can’t help but to cum on her face anyway…but they’re suppose to cum in the glass. Then she’s suppose to gulp it all down and everyone’s happy. Well I don’t know about everyone, but I’m happy.

On a side note…how fucking ashy does the guy’s cock in the picture above want to be?

Check out Sperm Cocktail

Cumming all over a girl’s face is something that I will never lose interest in. There’s just something great and dominant about making whoever you’re with feel like slut. And for making yourself feel like a porn star for that matter. But it’s a great sight to see. I found a new site a minute ago that is from Mr. Brandon Iron called Cover My Face. It’s a damn good site, but for some reason they think they’re totally different. Here’s what they say:

“What happens in these pictures is sort of a hybrid niche form that is yet another testament to the ingenuity and innovative spirit of Brandon Iron. The starlet will fuck one person alone before taking 10 or more men at a time.”

Honestly…I don’t care how many dudes she starts fucking if she ends up with 10 guy’s pimp juice on her face than it’s a bukkake film. The end. Check out the Trailer

Cover My Face

Today’s lovely photograph comes from They Cum On Her Face. This photo should tell you what kind of quality pictures they’re making over there.

More Cumming on her face action:
Bust a Nut on a Slut
Peter’s Cumshots

We’ve all seen it all in the porn industry. Big cocks, small cocks, facials, anal, you name it and it’s been done. So I love when I find some totally fresh porn ideas out there. Today I found Gorilla Gras. Which takes the simple idea of girls at mardi gra or on vacation in cancun and puts a twist on it. This twist being a guy dresses up as a gorilla and facializes chicks with a massive king kong dong. It’s pretty fucking funny to watch.

Check out some these videos
Gorilla Gras Video 1
Gorilla Gras Video 2
Gorilla Gras Video 3
Gorilla Gras Video 4
Gorilla Gras Video 5

There’s not much that men have over women. I mean women live longer, tend to be smarter, have a lot less body hair, can always get a free drink when they want one, but men still have their gloreous cumshot. I mean they may not always seem glorious to the viewer or the woman, but to us it’s our time to prove that we’re your king. Now lay back and take it in the face! I mean there is no greater pleasure. I mean there are some women out there that can squirt you in the eye, but I’m yet to see the Peter North of squirts.

With all that being said…there are some weird fucking guys out there. That or maybe I’m fucking boring. For me a cumming all over her face and watching it drip down is hot. Shit…even just in her mouth and watching her swallow. That shit’s hot to me. And of course you can’t help the…I can’t take it anymore…gotta pull out and cum on your ass…cumshots. Those are good to. I’ve just seen a lot of pics and videos lately that just take that to a whole other level. For instance:

Wow…I came all over your foot. We got all sweaty…and nasty…and now I want to get close to your stank feet. No thanks.

The boots are hot I’ll give you that. And hey…maybe he shot for her stomach…and it just didn’t have the power captain.

Umm…I don’t even know what to say to that. Some people like pubes…others like arm pit cumshots. What can you do?

Why would I want to cum into a cup and watch you drink it? Just open your mouth, and I’ll watch it from there. Now you just have to wash another glass.

Well I like to pound my girl and sometimes make it hurt, but I don’t want her blind. I mean sometimes I want her to be able to fucking drive me home when I’m drunk.

Again I’m speechless.

Not all women like this whole cumshot superior thing. And don’t fuck with a girl that just got her hair done. Click to watch this video

Wanna See More Random Cumshots? Check out these sites:

Swallowing Sluts
Big Mouthfuls
Foot Jobs
Jizz on Glasses
Pink Eye Sluts
A lil Cum Swappin

have fun with that.