I know it’s been awhile since my last free porn friday, but it was christmas. I was busy opening all the porn dvds I had waiting for me under the christmas tree. But to make up for it today I would like showcase an art. You can think of Pornzio as an art gallery and today’s style is an expressive gooey substance. Today we showcase “the art” of facials.

This truely is an artform. It’s all about 3 things: Aim, Amount, and Facial Reactions from the person getting jizzed all over. The AAF factor if you will. This is what I mean by this. You can have your Peter North cumshots that totally cover a girl’s face where you can’t even recognize her anymore. Impressive? Yes? Yes! Very! But then you also have the quick shooter. Who doesn’t have to shoot a lot of cum all over her, but he does catch her off guard. She’s just sucking away thinking about where she parked her car when WWWHHHAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! she gets a quick shot of cum straight in the eye. Obviously, she freaks. Her eyes get huge and she tries to hold in the pain, she starts to scream “it burns…it burns”, or she starts laughing as the cum drips off of her face. I mean this kind of reactions are classic. And as I said before, an artform.

Here are some classic moments in Facial Cumshot History.

More of Peter North’s Massive Cumshot

Even freckle face Archie was all about the facial. And it looks like a Peter North cumshot as well. You go Archie.

After a quick look around I found a lot of good cartoon porn. Nice Selection Here: Sim 11

I had a random memory pop into my head today. Me and my dad were in his beat up brown truck on the way to school. He used to listen to Howard Stern every morning. And at the time I couldn’t stand Howard. He just came off so racist and mean to me. This certain day was interesting cause this one day he brought up a porn site called Blacks On Blondes. Now we didn’t even have a computer, but that site name was burned in my brain until that last bell rang. I packed up my books and ran faster than a naked man with 10 steaks hanging out of his ass who’s being chased by 50 starving ethiopians. I was heading to my friends house cause he had AOL. I got on his dial up connection and went straight to the site. The first thought through my head after the 10 minutes of loading was: Holy shit…is that thing real?

If you haven’t seen BlacksOnBlondes.com. I’ll give you the run down. Huge…and I do mean HUGE…Black cocks meet very small blonde women. Sometimes just one black cock. Sometimes a plethora of dark meat pounding any blonde orifices they can find. It was at this time that my porn love started. And it was all because of Howard Stern. He alone made my life so much better. And I’m always checking his radio and tv show to see if there’s any great porn that I’ve been missing out on.

Since that day I’ve found a ton of huge black cock sites that compare or are better than the original. And I’m posting some galleries of Big Lex. But the original will always be there for me. It brings a tear to my eye when I think about the crap porn I used to look at. That was before Howard opened my eyes.

Big Black Cocks and Small Blondes who Love Them

And a few more galleries cause I can’t get enough
Interracial Love
Interracial Love2
Interracial Love3
Interracial Love4

The Original Blacks On Blondes

Friday couldn’t cum soon enough this week. This week we’re thanking our good friends at bang bros. I mean they have always had the best quality of porn. Even when they got started with their first site BangBus. And not to mention they keep coming up with new stuff like: Busty Adventures, Ball Honeys, and Big Tits Round Asses. I mean they pride themselves on great jack off appeal. And when it’s time to bring my lil boy out of the pants. They are the first ones i think of. Well not them but the chicks they video. You know what I mean. Hope you enjoy some treats I picked out for you this week.

Bang Bros Make Stuff to Jack Off to

Check out all that Bang Bros have to offer

art1 P Pronunciation Key (ärt) n.
1.Human effort to imitate, supplement, alter, or counteract the work of nature.
2. a. The conscious production or arrangement of sounds, colors, forms, movements, or other elements in a manner that affects the sense of beauty, specifically the production of the beautiful in a graphic or plastic medium.
b. The study of these activities.
c. The product of these activities; human works of beauty considered as a group.
3. High quality of conception or execution, as found in works of beauty; aesthetic value.

Being and artist and a photographer myself. I’d like to think I know what art is. And I’d like to think that there is just one basic principle that differentiates porn from art. You jack off to porn. I mean I don’t know a lot of people that jack off to a Picasso or VanGogh, but I know for a fact they jack off to Raven Riley and Dangerous Dongs. Seriously, calling it art is just an excuse you tell your girlfriend so she’ll let you take really close up pics of you cumming in her mouth. Isn’t it?

I mean I didn’t read anything about getting off or getting hard when you see art…up there in the definition. Did you? Maybe that’s what’s missing from the art scene. Sex sells. We all know this. So museums around the world listen up. Fuck King Tut! We need some hardcore cumshot paintings all through the halls. Every high school kid in the world will be begging their parents to take them to the museum. Parents will be proud cause they think their kid is just smarter than the other kids. When really he is just obsessed with putting his dick in Suzie, the girl down the street’s ass. And he wants to do some research. Either way. ART vs PORN. Who cares. If you can jack off to it. Have fun.

I ran across this site the other day. And I have to say “God Damn” I was horny as fuck by the time I got through just a few of the galleries. Check it out for yourself and tell me if you think it’s Porn or Art.
Completely Naked (Intimacy)

Just a few I liked (and jacked off to):

After reading this article over at the Northwest Kidney Center it made me scared for every pornstar that’s ever worked with the master Peter North. Could he have single handedly been causing kidney problems for women all these years. Apparently. A bit from the article:
Proteins need to be broken down by the body into amino acids, and waste products filtered out of the bloodstream and excreted. Eating too much protein is believed to put too much strain on the body’s ability to deal with waste products, particularly in people who already have a kidney problem.

Basically this man has been shooting massive loads of protein all over and in girls for decades. Just look at some of these loads below. One is how does a girl consume that much spunk, and the other is how does this man produce a milk carton worth of cum. At least one of those secrets have made their way on the street. He has pills. Like fucking pornstar steroids that make you shoot massive loads. So beware ms. new female pornstar. Beware.

To all the female pornstars out there that have dealt with Mr. Peter North’s massive cum glory. I’d like to send you a free bottle of cranberry juice just to make sure your kidneys stay safe.

More cum than you can swallow in one gulp

I realized today that I don’t put enough gay posts on Pornzio. So for today I figured I’d start with a Massive Amount of Goo. Our friends over at Fleshbot.com found this gay porn site and it has it all. Here’s what they say about themselves: “The GooGabberTM blogs, blabs, babbles and busts about gay porn, gay porn stars, and all things gay in the only blog you can flog your log to! Where Political Correctness takes a back seat to Cock ‘n’ Balls!

Fleshbot is a big fan and had this to say about JuicyGoo: In case you don’t check for updates at the inestimable JuicyGoo as obsessively as we do, we thought we’d let you know that there’s a new collection of amateur twink photos up as of this week, thus bringing the total of wankworthy galleries on the site to somewhere near the umptyjillion mark. If you’ve never visited the site before, we promise it’ll take you at least through the weekend to click through the archives to check out what you’ve been missing all this time—assuming your wrist holds up, that is,

JuicyGoo: Gay Porn Picture Gallery

If that’s not enough for you…there are always the hardcore videos over at Boyscasting.com

I keep hearing “porn keeps pushing it’s limits”. My question is how far are these limits going to grow? And yes that was a shitty lead into what i’m talking about. I mean in the 70’s when porn hit the market running. Normal guys with pubes galore and normal cocks were porn stars. It was like a club scene. If you had a pretty face and were willing to fuck on camera. You’re In! But now, things have really changed. To be a male pornstar you have to be able to fling out your big 10incher. And some of these guys are so big they’re pushing the 20inch marker. Fuckin ey!

That alone is amazing, but to think that there are women out there in the world that can not only take that huge dong in their ass,but also take 5 massive cocks at a time! You have to wonder how they find these women. And men for that matter. I mean do you put a ad in the paper: Seeking Male with cock that is the same size as his arm. And Seeking Female who can swallow a cucumber and eat a cup of yogurt at the same time. Maybe some guys are just blessed and some women are just freaks. Regardless its fun to watch.

Lots and lots of Huge Cocks

We’ve all said it. And if we didn’t say it we definately thought it. Everyone has had at least one teacher that anytime you saw her all you could think about was either: her naked, her with your cock in her mouth, her on her desk legs in the air saying fuck me, or you just cumming on her face and her saying “we’re going to have to work on your accuracy”. Regardless hot teachers are what make getting through school possible. I mean I wouldn’t have fucked my girlfriend half as much if it wasn’t for Mrs. Stone. See if you can find one of your teachers on MyFirstSexTeacher. Have fun.

Here are just some of the slutty teachers I found that brought back a high school woody:

Find Your Sexy Teacher Slut

It’s not every day you see something or someone that stops you in your tracks. Well today…it was this picture of this amazing ass. Seriously…have you ever seen a more round…squeeze me harder…spank me like that…type ass? I didn’t think so. So after exploring a little more I end up on the greatest gallery. Five hot chicks…Three Asian…One Ebony…and a Latina that just screams “I’m a slut and want cum in my mouth” At least that’s what she says to me when i look at the picture. All playing soccer and end up naked fucking and sucking some young hunk’s huge cock.

So i’m sure they all ended up with turf burns, but if you were this guy…i promise. You wouldn’t give a fuck.

Pictures of Hot Ethnic Girls Playing Soccer Naked

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