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Milk Being Farted Out of Buttholes – Yum

I love that milk enemas is a thing.

I’d also like to say I understand the phenomenon of injecting whipped cream and other milk products into your asshole, and farting it out into someone’s mouth.

What makes me happy is that there’s someone out there who not only gets it, but is masturbating furiously to it. I appreciate this person.

Like most things, I’m trying to imagine where this idea came from. I can imagine it went a bit like this:
Her: Wait… is that whipped cream?
Him: Yup.
Her: Maybe you want to put that in a turkey baster, stick in my asshole, and then eat the whipped cream as I fart it all over your face?
Him: Well, the Knicks are about to play the Bulls… but… fuck it. Let’s do it.

And so it was born…

Posted by   Toph

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Hot Girls Fart, too… I Guess

Yep, it’s 13 wonderful minutes of a schoolgirl farting, fingering and fucking!

Try not to spill jizz on yourself till she starts farting on dick, though.

I, uh… I’m… not gonna lie… I loved every part of this.

I have problems.

Seriously.

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