Have you browsed the House of Gord lately?

Their brand of bdsm is so unique. Some of the niches they’ve clearly mastered are the transportation of bound women, boxing women like dolls, fucking machines, and outdoor humiliation. Not your cup of tea? Ah, but I bet you’re curious.

I used to be obsessed with being bound and transported when I was younger. My friends would begrudgingly bind a scantily clad lesbodojo with duct tape and put me in the trunk of my car. Then I’d be driven to another location, unbound, and let go. Typically, I’d videotape the experience. Performance art, right? Ah, youth! I think that’s mostly out of my system now. I still enjoy watching mummification, though. I can’t lie. It’s fucking hot.

Think of the amount of trust you’re giving the people involved with your scene. During the time that you’re bound, you can either feel complete peace or fear. It’s an amazing learning experience. If you’ve built up a lot of trust and healthy communication with your play partner, go for it.

One thing I have yet to try is lesbian heavy petting through a latex vacuum bed (for complete sensory deprivation). That sounds so erotic and yummy to me. Ok, I feel like I’ve shared too much now. Oh well…sharing is caring, as they say!

Here are some House of Gord videos and pics for you to devour whole: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

There’s a nasty storm right now in San Francisco. Cold. Windy. Rainy. I’m trying to keep warm in my lonely Victorian, but it seems like a battle I’m going to loose. Old Victorian buildings do not retain heat very well. Thus, I’ve been fantasizing about getting fucked near a fireplace. …by some nice power-femme with warm hands.

Ok jerk off to these free fireplace porn videos while I go masturbate: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What about you? What do you fantasize about when you’re cold. Lesbian bubble bath? Scarification? Standing in front of the oven naked? Hot & Sour Soup Sploshing? Talk to me.

Do you live in the Bay Area? A San Francisco limo company is now offering a service that you may be interested in. It’s called SexDollRental.

Height: 5′1″ Weight: 130lbs Bust: 32D Features: Oral,Vaginal & Anal

um… are you interested yet? They say that once you try a sex doll you won’t go back. This service is going to set you back anywhere from $50-320. The site claims that your night of plastic penetration would be “absolutely confidential,” but I can’t help thinking that their limo drivers would have a massive collection of voyeur videos.

Watch their video here and decide for yourself.

Now, I personally love hot candle wax and wacky insertions…but at the same time? I just watched this video on SkinVideo of a babe getting pounded by a few lit candles before giving a juicy blowjob.

Little did I know that this was just one of thousands of lit candle pornos out there. For your viewing enjoyment, check out some free lit candle penetration here, here, here, and here.

For you femdom fans, here’s a random dude with a lit candle up his asshole.

The lovely Dita Von Teese was on Last Call with Carson Daly doing what she does best. Getting Naked.

See the whole video here.

Many call Dita the “Queen of Burlesque”. She has an unforgettable look that lends itself well to glamour and fetish photography. Beyond her image, you’ll see a confidence and control that is rare to find in erotica. I suppose it’s only natural that she’d be confident after a decade on stage. Her faux vintage fetish videos are what I love the most. ….or her spreads in Playboy magazine.

Intrigued? I’ve got some other free Dita videos for you to watch: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10.

The industrial sex appeal of a “metal mouth” has not gone unappreciated by the fetish community.

Girls in braces really lend themselves well to BDSM play. Think about it. Their teeth are bound and tightened regularly for perfection. …creating a throbbing pain. During a blow job, there’s a risk of ripping skin. Sometimes braces can rip up the inside of your mouth. A site called Beauty and Braces has this edgy niche on lock.

They’ve got thousands of erotic videos featuring amateurs (with braces) fucking. Curious? Check out free Beauty and Braces galleries here, here, here, here, and here.

You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. xoxo

Have you ever jerked off to girls tied up in pantyhose? Perhaps it’s time. You should check out FetishNation.

Noted fetish photograher, Ian Rath, udpates the site multiple times a week with fetish erotica that’s true to the culture. Refreshing, right? They’ve been creating high quality bondage, fetish, and S&M videos since 1999. He only likes to shoot kinky girls who are already in the lifestyle.

Sample some of Ian’s video and photography here. Enjoy!

I was recently introduced to this amazing underwater fucking fetish. I am already a fan. Women (with long hair especially) look so beautiful just swimming nude. Also, the lack of gravity lends itself to creative fucking. Endless positions… Bonus!

For scuba sex safety tips and vaginal after-care click here.

For underwater sex videos go here.

Have a great weekend, folks. Happy Jerking!

Vampyros Lesbos (by Jesus Franco) is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s a classic in the lesbian vampire genre; made in 1970. If you’re a horror movie fan, you’ll love the kick ass soundtrack. So spooky! You can see the original German trailer here.

SuicideGirls just released a photo series that was inspired by the infamous Vampyros Lesbos. Can you dig it?

Now that I have my goth fans all hot and bothered, I’ll offer some free porn. Click here, here, and here for some free gothic & vampire erotica. Enjoy! xoxo

Okay I spend a ton of time on Fucd.com, and obviously you should too. This guy has some of the craziest porn videos I’ve ever seen. Most of them are japanese. Cause lets face the japanese are just fucking weird. But this one isn’t japanese. It’s 2 fat white people. 1 of those white people thinks they are a swamp monster (since he’s wearing a mask and yelling), and the other just lays in the mud and lets the dude fuck her. Oh did I mention they were fat. I think her belly is just flopping in this one. Hard to tell with all the mud flowing into her pussy with every pump. Anyway you have to check this one out.

Swamp man fucking fat chick