Now, I personally love hot candle wax and wacky insertions…but at the same time? I just watched this video on SkinVideo of a babe getting pounded by a few lit candles before giving a juicy blowjob.

Little did I know that this was just one of thousands of lit candle pornos out there. For your viewing enjoyment, check out some free lit candle penetration here, here, here, and here.

For you femdom fans, here’s a random dude with a lit candle up his asshole.

The lovely Dita Von Teese was on Last Call with Carson Daly doing what she does best. Getting Naked.

See the whole video here.

Many call Dita the “Queen of Burlesque”. She has an unforgettable look that lends itself well to glamour and fetish photography. Beyond her image, you’ll see a confidence and control that is rare to find in erotica. I suppose it’s only natural that she’d be confident after a decade on stage. Her faux vintage fetish videos are what I love the most. ….or her spreads in Playboy magazine.

Intrigued? I’ve got some other free Dita videos for you to watch: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10.

The industrial sex appeal of a “metal mouth” has not gone unappreciated by the fetish community.

Girls in braces really lend themselves well to BDSM play. Think about it. Their teeth are bound and tightened regularly for perfection. …creating a throbbing pain. During a blow job, there’s a risk of ripping skin. Sometimes braces can rip up the inside of your mouth. A site called Beauty and Braces has this edgy niche on lock.

They’ve got thousands of erotic videos featuring amateurs (with braces) fucking. Curious? Check out free Beauty and Braces galleries here, here, here, here, and here.

You can thank your favorite lesbian l8r. xoxo

Have you ever jerked off to girls tied up in pantyhose? Perhaps it’s time. You should check out FetishNation.

Noted fetish photograher, Ian Rath, udpates the site multiple times a week with fetish erotica that’s true to the culture. Refreshing, right? They’ve been creating high quality bondage, fetish, and S&M videos since 1999. He only likes to shoot kinky girls who are already in the lifestyle.

Sample some of Ian’s video and photography here. Enjoy!

I was recently introduced to this amazing underwater fucking fetish. I am already a fan. Women (with long hair especially) look so beautiful just swimming nude. Also, the lack of gravity lends itself to creative fucking. Endless positions… Bonus!

For scuba sex safety tips and vaginal after-care click here.

For underwater sex videos go here.

Have a great weekend, folks. Happy Jerking!

Vampyros Lesbos (by Jesus Franco) is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s a classic in the lesbian vampire genre; made in 1970. If you’re a horror movie fan, you’ll love the kick ass soundtrack. So spooky! You can see the original German trailer here.

SuicideGirls just released a photo series that was inspired by the infamous Vampyros Lesbos. Can you dig it?

Now that I have my goth fans all hot and bothered, I’ll offer some free porn. Click here, here, and here for some free gothic & vampire erotica. Enjoy! xoxo

Okay I spend a ton of time on Fucd.com, and obviously you should too. This guy has some of the craziest porn videos I’ve ever seen. Most of them are japanese. Cause lets face the japanese are just fucking weird. But this one isn’t japanese. It’s 2 fat white people. 1 of those white people thinks they are a swamp monster (since he’s wearing a mask and yelling), and the other just lays in the mud and lets the dude fuck her. Oh did I mention they were fat. I think her belly is just flopping in this one. Hard to tell with all the mud flowing into her pussy with every pump. Anyway you have to check this one out.

Swamp man fucking fat chick

That really is the question.  I guess you have to ask yourself who thought of lube?  I mean you know romeo wanted to put it in juliets butt, but sometimes that thing is just too tight.  What will lube this thing up he thought to himself?  I’ve got it.  There was a big stick of butter with bread on the dinner table.  That’ll do it.  And now lube is everywhere and people are putting it in butts all over the world.

But just like fashion lube wants to get back to it’s retro days.  And leave it to the germans to bring it back.

Check out this video of butter fucking

Aight…I know it’s been forever since I’ve posted a free porn friday, but it’s time to bring it back. I mean what else should you be doing on friday? Anyway…I’m pimpin my hawk these days so I figured I’d do a free porn friday punk edition. Hope you’re into it. If not…hit me up in comments and I’ll hook you up with a customized free porn friday. late

I miss school. I never got to go a Catholic School, but lucky for me I had plenty of sluts to go around. I miss being able to skip 2nd period because I was fucking in the science lab. That’s when I garnered the obsession with skirts. I would pull my dick out of my pants, and she would move her panties off to the side. I would slide right in, and I would cum in a petrie dish. I was once told that this chick examined my gizz under a microscope, and 9 months later she became pregnant. I don’t think it was a coincidence. One thing inevitably leads to another, and every Friday I was banging cheerleaders. I loved when they wore their outfits to school and Friday was game day. Man, maybe I need to go back to school. Can I go get a second high school diploma? Is that possible? I should probably just stick to finding high school seniors on myspace… Anyhow, here’s all you need to get you through to the end of the semester. Enjoy.