This is really genius. Porn site owners spend all this time and money trying to figure out what the public wants to watch and is willing to pay for. What’s Your Kink just said fuck it. We’ll let the public write in and tell us what their kink is. And then we’ll just create content custom for our users. This is fucking amazing if you ask me. I wrote in yesterday asking for a video about a threesome with me, a butchy asian bus driver dyke, and a dirty hot asian homeless woman. Can’t wait to see if they make it for me. What would you have them make?

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We’ve all jacked off to french maids and of course the dirty latina maids. But I’d like to take this niche one step closer to greatness. I’d like to introduce you to Vacuum Porn. Vacuum Porn is simply a woman and her cleaning device getting a little closer with one another. I mean if you’re a maid you take your cleaning seriously. And you want to make sure your equipment works as well as your man’s cock. That or your man’s cock doesn’t work and you need something else to take his place. Anyway…enjoy the Vacuum Lovin.

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You read that right.  And what the hell is wrong with japanese people.  I get that they want to be creative and do something completly different.  But what’s hot about this?  Regardless you must watch it.

Japanese Girl Shoots Milk Out of Her Ass 

You know how your starbucks always has a super hot girl working.  That one that you look forward to seeing everyday.  Sometimes she even gives you a smile, and the dirty eye.  And you jack off to the idea of fucking her all week.  Yeah that girl.  Well at Cowgirl’s Espresso in Seatle they are taking your hot coffee winch fantasy to another level.  At the Cowgirl Espresso you wont see girls wearing white button ups and green aprons.  No you’ll see them wearing hot lingerie, bikinis, maybe even a sexy cop outfit if you come on the right day.

Check out these hot photos of the chicks who will be making my coffee everyday from now on.

We’ve all seen that mini dick clit that former Wrestling star Chyna is carrying around.  Especially after her stint in porn.  I thought I’d never see anything crazier than that, and that it had to be because of the steroids and how big and muscular she was.

But then today I found a site called brazilian facials.  And what do I see?  A monster penis clit that is carried by a really hot brazilian woman.

WTF is going on?  How would you feel if you were fucking this hot chick you just met in brazil, and you felt a little penis rubbing on yours as you were jamming your cock in her wet pussy?  Freaks me out to even think about it.  But check out these videos.

I’ve always had a fantasy of fucking a body builder chick. I mean there’s something about a woman that has muscles bigger than yours and her ripped up muscular vagina can squeeze your dick so hard the head wants to just squirt all over the place. I know I’m a freak…but still…I’ve always found something really hot about it. Sadly though I’ve never been able to find any actual porn with body builder chicks. Well I tell you now this…BODY BUILDER PORN IS ALIVE.

I was digging through Skin Video’s massive amounts of porn and like a dream it just appeared. Big buff women making out and fucking each other. Then to add to that solo body builders in the nude masturbating. You’ll notice half way through that one that Chyna isn’t the only one with a penis clit. And if you need more from the queen of body building whores…Chyna. Oh Oh Oh check this body builder chick out. She fucks a fucking mop while she’s cleaning her bathroom.

If bodybuilders aren’t your thing then it’s okay…I got something for you too. How about just getting some action at the gym. No manly women…just good ole fuckin and suckin in a place that bodybuilders attend? Work for you? I thought it would. enjoy Oh wait! You have to watch hot asian volleyball players abusing naked asian guys. Good stuff.

I miss the days of Jazzercise! Remember those hot girls working out in shiny tan pantyhose and sweat bands? If you still rub one out to Jaime Lee Curtis in the 80s movie Perfect, then you’ll love PantyhoseSports.com. It’s all about watching hoes in hose. …stretch, sweat, and shine!

Here are some choice pantyhose sports galleries that will give your hands a work out. You can thank your favorite lesbian later.

If fuckingmachines.com doesn’t know about the guy who made this, they need to find him.  How awesome is this? Not only do you get to masturbate, but you also get to ride around town on a go cart.  This is like a mix of exhibitionist, masturbation, fetish and racing.  Just think if they were remote control.  You could put your lady on one, and your friends lady on the other and race them through town.  I real meet the neighbors kinda thing.

Check out this video of the Dildo Go Kart 

This one kinda just explains itself.  It’s a chick masturbating while she sings karaoke.  I mean it’s talent.  I can barely say “oh you bitch you like that” while I masturbate.  The japanese ladies are talented.

Watch a japanese girl masturbate while she sings karaoke

No really…these two lovebirds thought to themselves.  You know what will be sexy?  If we get naked, climb up to the top of that tree in the backyard, and just start going at it.  This is up there with the crazy japanese porn ideas.  Still worth a watch.

Couple fucking in a tree