There’s a nasty storm right now in San Francisco. Cold. Windy. Rainy. I’m trying to keep warm in my lonely Victorian, but it seems like a battle I’m going to loose. Old Victorian buildings do not retain heat very well. Thus, I’ve been fantasizing about getting fucked near a fireplace. …by some nice power-femme with warm hands.

Ok jerk off to these free fireplace porn videos while I go masturbate: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What about you? What do you fantasize about when you’re cold. Lesbian bubble bath? Scarification? Standing in front of the oven naked? Hot & Sour Soup Sploshing? Talk to me.

Now, I personally love hot candle wax and wacky insertions…but at the same time? I just watched this video on SkinVideo of a babe getting pounded by a few lit candles before giving a juicy blowjob.

Little did I know that this was just one of thousands of lit candle pornos out there. For your viewing enjoyment, check out some free lit candle penetration here, here, here, and here.

For you femdom fans, here’s a random dude with a lit candle up his asshole.