Now I look for hot chicks on Flickr as much as anybody, but there are some people out there that take it a little further than normal. These people I like to call the “Obsessed”. They look like normal people, have normal jobs, normal friends, but when they get home they are consumed with looking up words like babe, boobs, nude, porn, sex, and any other freaky sexual keyword they can think to put into flickr’s search. Today I found Hard, as he and his friends apparently call him, who is the Uber Obsessed. He’s gone so far as to create mini niche blogs around Flickr. The list:
Cutie Curiosa – His description: “Pictures of pretty girls doing curious things. Why are they doing that?” My Description: Those stupid pictures that drunk people take at a party where the person taking the photo says “Do something funny”
Women With Wine – His description: “Here you will find nothing but candid photos of young women drinking wine. OK, in some pictures they might be soon to drink, or in some other cases they are just holding the bottle, but you understand. It’s a “wine drinking women” theme. Sure, there are similar sites featuring party girls, flat out drunk girls, girls showing their boobies at mardi-gras, etc. But I like to think my blog has the most class.
” My Description: Umm…you guessed it…pictures of chicks holding or drinking wine…whoopee!
Tea Birds – His Description: “Similar to Women With Wine, but with tea as the beverage of choice. It is my mission with this blog to prove that tea is sexy. Sexy tea drinkers. Caffeinated cuties. Cup size doesn’t matter.” My Description: Pictures of chicks drinking tea…wtf man. The only tea that’s sexy is when an asian whore in japan is taking a tea break in between clients.
Babes with Books – His Description: “Reading is hot. There is nothing more magical than the image of an attractive female hunkering down on some serious literature. We’re not talkin’ Cosmo here folks. We’re talkin’ Vixens With Virgil. We’re talkin’ Dames With Dostoevsky. We’re talkin’ Hotties With Hemingway. We’re talkin’ Babes With Books……” My Description: I’m a perv and I take pictures of chicks when they’re not looking and jack off to them later on. Then after you cum you realize you hate the book she’s reading and you move on to the next slut.
Sleeping Cuties – His Description: “This is probably my most controversial blog. Is it right to take pictures of cute girls asleep in their beds, and unbeknownst to them republish them on a photoblog? My take on the matter is that as long as they are not passed out on “roofies”, or otherwise being taken advantage of, it is OK. The object of my site is pure appreciation. Appreciation of physical beauty. Appreciation of the languorous poses and angelic expressions young women take on when they are in dreamland. A Google search will quickly reveal that there are a lot of so called “sleep fetish” sites dedicated to all sorts of sick and perverted things you could do to unsuspecting ladies. This is not one of them.” My Description: Although you say this isn’t a sick sleeping fantasy site, you still appeal to those sick fucks that like to take chicks home from a bar bring them back to their house just in time for them to pass out and then to fuck a sleeping chick. Maybe that’s too harsh I mean at least they have their clothes on.
And if these sites weren’t enough he’s already got plans to keep this thing rolling with killer sites like Sweater Girls, Classical Cuties, Horse Chicks, and Myopic Minxes. These still seem retarded to me but the name Myopic Minxes that’s fucking great. I’ll read it just for that.
Check out Hardley Surton’s Blog Ring of Diaphanous Mystery I mean the name says it all. photo from Cutie Curiosa