Category Archives: food porn

Vag for Dinner?

Admittedly, I wrote that title before I wrote the content, so let’s just see what we can come up with together.

I have an idea, let’s see if we can’t find vagina salads, or perhaps better, steak on top of vagina. Well, I got close, how’s about a dude fucking a chick with a cucumber?
Thank god they’re practicing safe sex here. Cause, if that cucumber cam inside of her, well, she could give birth to THIS!!!

Now that would be some fucked up shit. How do vegetarians feel about fucking chicks with veggies? I bet they’re so into that shit.

My favorite line of the video? “Some sexual delights with a fucking banana.” Fucking bananas… genius.

Now, if you’re bored today, you can play a Pussy or Raw Meat game. Who wouldn’t want to do that? It’s actually pretty entertaining… and yes, I scored 13 out 15. Pussy and Raw Meat might be the only two things I know well. (Link)

Eat My Candy Bikini

You may remember that I love candy and porn. I came across this Suicide Girl who’s sporting a candy bikini. Give me a candy clad lesbo any day of the week. I’m happy.

Theme Song by Beastie Boys: “She’s crafty, she gets around, she’s crafty, she’s always down…”

If you love the idea of eating out the crotch of a bikini, you should also look at this and this.

Pussy with Candy

CrackaAss made me hungry. I love food porn that pairs candy with sweet pussy. And while that sounds redundant to some of you, the temptress aesthetic IS there. The obvious reference to blowjobs is what does it for most guys…


Of course, I think of sweet pussy juice.

I’m sure you’ve all been there when you’re going down on a girl and her vag juice tastes so sweet you can’t believe it. Like Ms. B says on the Yung Joc track “you chewin on my pussy like a piece of Bubble Yum.” er. yeah. Kinda like that.

Feed Your Appetite…

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It’s not everyday that porn can actually make you hungry. Sure it’ll make you horny, you’ll have crazy wild woman punch me in the face sex, and then you’ll be hungry and have to munch on something. But how often do you look at a snatch and think “mmmm a big mac would really hit the spot right now.” I really had to give this pussy burger a double take. It just screamed McDonalds to me. So I dubb thee McDonald’s new McSnatch.

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Lets not let the fun stop there. Now we’d like to introduce Wienerschnitzel’s famous All Beef Plumper Dog. As you can see above Amanda likes her dog pretty simple. A little mustard and ketchup and she’s ready to gobble this dog deep down her throat.

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Now you know you can’t eat all this food without something to flush it down with. How about a 7eleven Super Big Gulp of only the finest California Cum. It’s been freshly brewed and has received numerous taste tasting awards. If you’re still hungry for the flesh, be sure to read up on The Taste of Porn. And if you’re more the healthy type, why not try a little sushi? Enjoy the meal and if you’ve got more food for me link to it in the comments.