I’d also like to say I understand the phenomenon of injecting whipped cream and other milk products into your asshole, and farting it out into someone’s mouth.
What makes me happy is that there’s someone out there who not only gets it, but is masturbating furiously to it. I appreciate this person.
Like most things, I’m trying to imagine where this idea came from. I can imagine it went a bit like this:
Her: Wait… is that whipped cream?
Him: Yup.
Her: Maybe you want to put that in a turkey baster, stick in my asshole, and then eat the whipped cream as I fart it all over your face?
Him: Well, the Knicks are about to play the Bulls… but… fuck it. Let’s do it.
Admittedly, I wrote that title before I wrote the content, so let’s just see what we can come up with together.
I have an idea, let’s see if we can’t find vagina salads, or perhaps better, steak on top of vagina. Well, I got close, how’s about a dude fucking a chick with a cucumber?
Thank god they’re practicing safe sex here. Cause, if that cucumber cam inside of her, well, she could give birth to THIS!!!
Now that would be some fucked up shit. How do vegetarians feel about fucking chicks with veggies? I bet they’re so into that shit.
My favorite line of the video? “Some sexual delights with a fucking banana.” Fucking bananas… genius.
Now, if you’re bored today, you can play a Pussy or Raw Meat game. Who wouldn’t want to do that? It’s actually pretty entertaining… and yes, I scored 13 out 15. Pussy and Raw Meat might be the only two things I know well. (Link)
I know I’ve written about the vag-eterians before who only fuck their food, but I had to post this hot little video. This chick basically shows how any food, carb or not can be fully fucked and violated.
