Aight…I know it’s been forever since I’ve posted a free porn friday, but it’s time to bring it back. I mean what else should you be doing on friday? Anyway…I’m pimpin my hawk these days so I figured I’d do a free porn friday punk edition. Hope you’re into it. If not…hit me up in comments and I’ll hook you up with a customized free porn friday. late

I know it’s been awhile since my last free porn friday, but it was christmas. I was busy opening all the porn dvds I had waiting for me under the christmas tree. But to make up for it today I would like showcase an art. You can think of Pornzio as an art gallery and today’s style is an expressive gooey substance. Today we showcase “the art” of facials.

This truely is an artform. It’s all about 3 things: Aim, Amount, and Facial Reactions from the person getting jizzed all over. The AAF factor if you will. This is what I mean by this. You can have your Peter North cumshots that totally cover a girl’s face where you can’t even recognize her anymore. Impressive? Yes? Yes! Very! But then you also have the quick shooter. Who doesn’t have to shoot a lot of cum all over her, but he does catch her off guard. She’s just sucking away thinking about where she parked her car when WWWHHHAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! she gets a quick shot of cum straight in the eye. Obviously, she freaks. Her eyes get huge and she tries to hold in the pain, she starts to scream “it burns…it burns”, or she starts laughing as the cum drips off of her face. I mean this kind of reactions are classic. And as I said before, an artform.

Here are some classic moments in Facial Cumshot History.

More of Peter North’s Massive Cumshot

We all know what TGP sites are. TGP: thumbnail gallery post. Basically for us this means free porn. Yeah they may only be 30 second clips and a bunch of big photos of hot naked girls. But seriously, how long does it take you to jack off when you’re chillin at home bored. It’s normally as follows. 1. Find a tgp site 2. Click on a girl you like 3. Click video one 4. Click video two 5. OH MY GOD I’M CUMMING!

Don’t lie. You know it’s true. Anyway, since it’s free porn friday I decided to put together some other TGP sites other than Pornzio that I use most often.

Teenies XXX

Tuna Party

Japanese Whores

The Best TGP

Ask Jolene ( Think Google of Porn )

Happy friday and have fun jacking off.

Friday couldn’t cum soon enough this week. This week we’re thanking our good friends at bang bros. I mean they have always had the best quality of porn. Even when they got started with their first site BangBus. And not to mention they keep coming up with new stuff like: Busty Adventures, Ball Honeys, and Big Tits Round Asses. I mean they pride themselves on great jack off appeal. And when it’s time to bring my lil boy out of the pants. They are the first ones i think of. Well not them but the chicks they video. You know what I mean. Hope you enjoy some treats I picked out for you this week.

Bang Bros Make Stuff to Jack Off to

Check out all that Bang Bros have to offer

So what could be better for friday than Free Porn that you can jack off to. I came across this awesome pinup photography site today. The photographer’s name is Amy Rivera and she takes some amazing, yet super sexy photos. What is truly amazing to me though. Was the fact that not only is Masuimi Max hot as hell in all of these photos. But this blonde girl who’s posing with her looks a lot like the secretary in the movie Bad Boys. Yep, the Will Smith and Martin Lawrence flick. The one that turns out to be the big drug dealers ex girlfriend. I can’t find her info in IMDB but still…it looks just like her. Trust me.

Anyway, here’s some hot sexy erotic and sometimes nude pin-up photos to get the blood flowin down under. Enjoy